Jahled Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Donuts...the secret fuel of the Imperial war-machine! http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UntimelyDemise Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 They must be powdered! No self-respecting Imperial would eat glazed donuts! That's why Grand Admiral uniforms are white! Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.--Napoleon Bonaparte I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.--Robert McCloskey, State Department spokesman Support the USA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahled Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Rubbish! Â All Imperial Officers are trained to have impeccable table manors! http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UntimelyDemise Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Oh, I forgot about the Imperial Ettiquette Academy!  Remember to keep that pinky up when swilling beer! Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.--Napoleon Bonaparte I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.--Robert McCloskey, State Department spokesman Support the USA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWARMER Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 and eat your donuts with a fork and knife The Force is one and all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElvisMiggell Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 Darn it! I was gonna say that SWARMER!!! As a Grand Admiral, i can confirm that we do not go in for any of that glazed malarky!!! Elvismiggell. Strike me down and i will become more powerful than you can ever imagine... Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_mask Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 The Mask woke up after having this nightmare of writing exams again. This time it was no. 6. All around him the dirty dishes were reaching to the ceiling and Jahled was bringing him even more each day. After a quick look around he started humming Ozzy Osbourne's song 'Dreamer' and got back to his nightmares. Then he dreamt of the next day's exam .... 'Pc-architecture' ..... sssssssomebody stop them. http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/5183/animated9pn.gifhttp://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1778/reloadedbannerdu8.gifhttp://www.swrebellion.com/images/banners/rebellionbanner02or6.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElvisMiggell Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 Mask, i feel your pain.... nah, not really, no exams for me!!!! Elvismiggell. Strike me down and i will become more powerful than you can ever imagine... Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahled Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 ...emmm...perhaps I was wrong about questioning your exams...a room full of dirty dishes, bits of paper...sounds just like a typical student! Dark, hidious memories of the abject squalor of being a student flood back into Jahled's mind...he shudders....and does what he always does when dark, hidious memories flood back into his mind....REACH FOR A LAGER! Hurray!!! Pop... http://www.batguano.com/nuclear/12.jpg ...Gosh! Thanks Zoot...i'm back in London! http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneaky_Zoot Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 Don't mention it....you're girlfriend's crap at feeding me.... Humans are fools. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneaky_Zoot Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 Don't mention it....your girlfriend's crap at feeding me.... Humans are fools. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElvisMiggell Posted March 11, 2003 Share Posted March 11, 2003 I'd forgotten about you girlfriends Jahled. How did she survive without you?! And does she know about Zoot? Someone should warn her. Elvismiggell. Strike me down and i will become more powerful than you can ever imagine... Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahled Posted March 11, 2003 Share Posted March 11, 2003 The little bugger always seems so well behaved around her....devious fiend. http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UntimelyDemise Posted March 11, 2003 Share Posted March 11, 2003 Women and cats are so alike...you can't trust either! Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.--Napoleon Bonaparte I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.--Robert McCloskey, State Department spokesman Support the USA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 I have 6 cats, they are finicky but generally trustworthy. Women though beautiful are deadly.-Grand Moff Conway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_mask Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 And also not that trustworthy on some occasions  Just ask them about their age, f.e.. If they start with 'umm.... th ... I mean tw...' you know that they can only speak the truth http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/5183/animated9pn.gifhttp://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1778/reloadedbannerdu8.gifhttp://www.swrebellion.com/images/banners/rebellionbanner02or6.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord_La_forge Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 Guys, that's just not fear. Attacking the women without any female witnesses. Hey girls! Post here! Echo..echo..echo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted March 13, 2003 Share Posted March 13, 2003 La Forge, don't think for a second that they don't attack us when we are not around. I have lots of female friends and they are always complaining about thier mates.-GM Conway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dude21 Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 Guys, that's just not fear. Attacking the women without any female witnesses. Hey girls! Post here! Echo..echo..echo...How cute "I am growing stronger with the Force" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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