Mad78 Posted May 14, 2004 Share Posted May 14, 2004 The cpt Picard is a bloody boor because he keeps finding a way to survive in Star vs Trek Wars. Where do you see a Super laser? http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdmiralFishface Posted May 14, 2004 Share Posted May 14, 2004 Ah, well I moved away from the Ent. vs. ISD scenario to a... bigger opponent for Picard (that oughta kill him!) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/RiesstiuIV/Krempel/trapaure.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 Let me try (I should really try to write a book one day)On the Enterprise"Captain's journal time span 353jb5j2l5j45h23k6ej563k5gh6tjfntj4btn4k6vhtj5bv we Have just started orbiting planet 39u5374095306597867. A computer recuperated on ship wreck named this planet as Endor. The indigenous life form of the planet were very welcoming... too welcoming. We quickly understood there plan to kill us.We vaporised a hole village and then left after taking their Bigmacs.End of Journal"A coporal came towards him."Would you like a dyhidrated moka seed infusion?""Yes please Corporal."The corporal left to go and get some coffee."Captain we have just detected a small moon orbiting the planet. It has an off the chart poer reading."On the Death Star"Vader?""Yes Master?""What the hell is tiny piece off shit coming this way?""That, my Master, is a ship belonging to a Bastard called Picard.""What a bloody ugly ship!" said the Emperor"Yes Master"The Emperor presses a button on his chair"Commander blow this ship to hell"In the gunners room they prepare to fire. When suddenly all goes black."Shit the fuse has gone" said a gunner"Wait I've got spare... there we go" lights come back "FIRE"On the Enterprise "Captain they are preparing to fire""Shit well mates it was nice making this crappy series with you" So saying the ship blew upMad78 http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElvisMiggell Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 Hahaha, i'd write my own if i could be bothered, but it'd be pretty similar and i've just played a full footy match so i'm a lil bit tired.  Still... Picard has to be one of the more annoying characters for a good guy. Elvismiggell. Strike me down and i will become more powerful than you can ever imagine... Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 If you say please I may find a way to resurect Picard http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElvisMiggell Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 No it's okay.... Janeway next. Elvismiggell. Strike me down and i will become more powerful than you can ever imagine... Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdmiralFishface Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 By the way... http://www.eviloverlord.com/parodies/ How many Star Trek personnel does it take to screw in a light bulb? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/RiesstiuIV/Krempel/trapaure.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElvisMiggell Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 Read the first one... that guy's pretty good. Elvismiggell. Strike me down and i will become more powerful than you can ever imagine... Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 Give me a little time to get my insparation and I will give you Ackbar vs. Janeway and then Thrawn vs Janeway.COMING SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdmiralFishface Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 Read the first one... that guy's pretty good. Â The first one is the best one. Read the Evil Overlord list as well. It's great.I can't remember how I found the site, though... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/RiesstiuIV/Krempel/trapaure.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cain Posted May 15, 2004 Author Share Posted May 15, 2004 I just love this SW vs ST fiction stuff ...is is werry funny to read.....so pls. make it mo real - The Trivium Organization - Community Manager -- Petroglyph Fan Forums - CoAdmin & Human Resources Manager - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElvisMiggell Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 Yeah someone posted the evil overlord list last year i think... it's quality. Elvismiggell. Strike me down and i will become more powerful than you can ever imagine... Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellar_Magic Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 Hey... Give me a day or so and I'll give you a kick a** SW vs. Star Trek. Janeway is the dimensional mirror of Mara Jade. Hence forth if Janeway was in SW she would be Jade, and vice versa...Therefore we have one of those multiverse situations....going trekkie.... Okay I'll have a Janeway vs. Thrawn in 2 days...O.K.? Forum and RPG Membership:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/StellarMagic01/RaporaWarsTC.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/StellarMagic01/RaporaWarsRPG2.jpg Signature:Sufficiently advanced technology would be indistinguishable from Magic. -Arthur C. Clarke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cain Posted May 15, 2004 Author Share Posted May 15, 2004 Janeway ? ....what ?! (I have no books )Â Â I was planing to ask you for some imaginary battles or encountres fiction stuff betwen the SW and ST....klingons,romulans,imperials ,federation ,rebels ,borg etc. all mixed - The Trivium Organization - Community Manager -- Petroglyph Fan Forums - CoAdmin & Human Resources Manager - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahled Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 I just love this SW vs ST fiction stuff ...is is werry funny to read.....so pls. make it mo real  Star Trek utterly sucks... http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted May 16, 2004 Share Posted May 16, 2004 I'm going to quikly watch an episode of Voyager an y will give you Ackbar blow Janeway to bits http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scathane Posted May 16, 2004 Share Posted May 16, 2004 You've all completely lost it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdmiralFishface Posted May 16, 2004 Share Posted May 16, 2004 YES! Isn't that great?! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/RiesstiuIV/Krempel/trapaure.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElvisMiggell Posted May 16, 2004 Share Posted May 16, 2004 Oh come on Scath, join in!!! it'll be more fun that way! Elvismiggell. Strike me down and i will become more powerful than you can ever imagine... Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted May 16, 2004 Share Posted May 16, 2004 U.S.S Voyager is desparately trying to find a way to get home and they have just entered a new area of space which has never been explored...Cpt Janeway is walking on the bridge trying to find something to do."Where is lt. Paris isn't he supposed to be piloting?""Yes" answered enseigne Kim "He has gone to get some tomato soup Captain""Sir I've just detected a immense energy source on this ship which has appeared in front of us" said the detection officer "They are trying to contact us.""On screen" said JanewayAckbar appears on the screen"I am Admiral Ackbar. You have just entered the New Republic's territory. Please identify yourself.""I am Cpt Janeway of the U.S.S Voyager. We would..."At that moment Lt Paris enters and says"Ther are some Calamari rings at the cafeteria want me to get you some?"Ackbar's eyes spin in amazement and he cuts the communication.On the Home One"Gunner, blow this ship to Hell" "Yes Sir" said the gunner who was a QuarrenThe Voyager started maneouvering to avoid fire but the fighters launched by the Mon Calamari where too fast for it. And the Home One's turbolasers pounded it's shields who started to desintegrate. The B-Wing fired some Proton torpedoes which finished of the shield of the Voyager.Seeing that their phasers had problems already breaking the shields of the fighters and that they where sustaining heavy damage they jumped to light speed."F*** them" said Ackbar as they disappearedP.s Now I shall let Stellar Magic write Thrawn vs Voyager http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElvisMiggell Posted May 16, 2004 Share Posted May 16, 2004 Ackbar would hardly say that methinks!!! Elvismiggell. Strike me down and i will become more powerful than you can ever imagine... Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted May 16, 2004 Share Posted May 16, 2004 he says "Fish them" http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cain Posted May 16, 2004 Author Share Posted May 16, 2004 Voyager suks ! Now I remember Try Picard or Kirk - The Trivium Organization - Community Manager -- Petroglyph Fan Forums - CoAdmin & Human Resources Manager - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord_La_forge Posted May 16, 2004 Share Posted May 16, 2004 You've all completely lost it... I agree! I agree! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted May 16, 2004 Share Posted May 16, 2004 I will give you the story of how Kirk tried to make Spock smile, how he got a probleme during teleportation and the first encounter of the federation with the... EMPIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But first I need some rest http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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