ElvisMiggell Posted May 13, 2004 Share Posted May 13, 2004 Your point on humour is well taken... and for the most part true of myself... i'm sure there's something i've dissed that i don't like... but i can't remember it.... Elvismiggell. Strike me down and i will become more powerful than you can ever imagine... Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scathane Posted May 13, 2004 Share Posted May 13, 2004 And after I've read the Last fifteen minutes of ROTJ thread, I know there's not much of a difference between ST and SW discussions. Exactly my point! Are you trying to imply that I have something in common with a mere Trekkie?!? Yes... why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted May 13, 2004 Share Posted May 13, 2004 do you George lucas will be sent to space in a rocket when he dies like the creator of st http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cain Posted May 13, 2004 Author Share Posted May 13, 2004 do you George lucas will be sent to space in a rocket when he dies like the creator of st What I didn't know about this burial stuff - The Trivium Organization - Community Manager -- Petroglyph Fan Forums - CoAdmin & Human Resources Manager - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scathane Posted May 13, 2004 Share Posted May 13, 2004 Yes, after his death, a lipstick-sized capsule of his ashes was sent into space to orbit the earth for six years (after which they burned up in the earth's atmosphere). There is also an asteroid named in his honor called 4659 Roddenberry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahled Posted May 13, 2004 Share Posted May 13, 2004 Which reminds me of something I found! Click Here! http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitomi Posted May 13, 2004 Share Posted May 13, 2004 I found Malsar's new website, I've been sitting on it for a while, just forgot about it. It has some of the best scaling around for sci-fi vessels, with a few problems. Like the Whitestar's length, based off of incorrect, unoffical charts, created by one of the B5 guys. He used to have the caanon based sizes for the Executor-class and the Second Death Star, which was great. Untill he caved into e-mail and message board pressure to use the official lengths. I quess the people bugging him did not realize that caanon > official Oh well.... http://www.merzo.net Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellar_Magic Posted May 13, 2004 Share Posted May 13, 2004 You would think if the officials had any sense that the canon and official sizes would be the same Of course there is always the possibility that the Executor was a different size then a normal SSD, nah... "Vader is on that ship" - Luke"Calm down, there are a lot of command ships" - Hanetc...etc...etc Maybe Lucas did know that the Imperial fleet over endor wasn't the entire Imperial fleet...maybe Forum and RPG Membership:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/StellarMagic01/RaporaWarsTC.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/StellarMagic01/RaporaWarsRPG2.jpg Signature:Sufficiently advanced technology would be indistinguishable from Magic. -Arthur C. Clarke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahled Posted May 13, 2004 Share Posted May 13, 2004 http://www.swrebellion.com/jahled/Star%20Wars%20Gifs/magsmall.gif http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted May 13, 2004 Share Posted May 13, 2004 Are they looking at a Star Destroyer http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahled Posted May 13, 2004 Share Posted May 13, 2004 Are they looking at a Star Destroyer Why yes! How did you guess??? The crew of the Enterprise have just pulled out of warp-drive and there's a Super Star Destroyer right in front of them. This of course ends this debate. For they are all stunned and in awe. So we can now establish that Star Wars ships rock and Star Trek ships whimper, if it comming from Spock, Bones, and Jim themselves... Here is something utterly stupid in your honor for closing this debate... http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitomi Posted May 13, 2004 Share Posted May 13, 2004 Run Penguin run!!!!! The 8km length isssue is a common error based off of WEG material, there are no Executor-class "Super" Destroyers at that length. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellar_Magic Posted May 14, 2004 Share Posted May 14, 2004 Behold kilometers of durasteel as it slimply rams a borg cube and makes the federation jealous. Destruction of a borg cube by an SSD, through ramming!!! Forum and RPG Membership:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/StellarMagic01/RaporaWarsTC.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/StellarMagic01/RaporaWarsRPG2.jpg Signature:Sufficiently advanced technology would be indistinguishable from Magic. -Arthur C. Clarke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scathane Posted May 14, 2004 Share Posted May 14, 2004 I bet that wouldn't be the wisest thing to do: the Borg would most likely assimilate the SSD... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cain Posted May 14, 2004 Author Share Posted May 14, 2004 Yeah they will be very fast asimilated - The Trivium Organization - Community Manager -- Petroglyph Fan Forums - CoAdmin & Human Resources Manager - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted May 14, 2004 Share Posted May 14, 2004 The shields of the ssd would block the borgs's teleportations and the imperials would blow the cube to smitherines!!! LONG LIVE STAR WARS, SSDS AND MON CALAMARI CRUISERS http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cain Posted May 14, 2004 Author Share Posted May 14, 2004 Nope the Borg will have finded by now the secret weapon to destroy a SSD ...so they already asimilated a A-wing kamikaze pilot with his fighter and send him to crush in the SSD command deck.....so no more SSD Btw who are the Two Trekys here ?!....who voted ST ? - The Trivium Organization - Community Manager -- Petroglyph Fan Forums - CoAdmin & Human Resources Manager - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdmiralFishface Posted May 14, 2004 Share Posted May 14, 2004 "Borg cube ahead! Prepare 'Lusankya maneuver'!" http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/RiesstiuIV/Krempel/trapaure.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cain Posted May 14, 2004 Author Share Posted May 14, 2004 ... ..... - We are the Borg ! Imperial ship ....resistance is futile (bad-spelling)...lower your shilds and prepare to be asimilated ! - The Trivium Organization - Community Manager -- Petroglyph Fan Forums - CoAdmin & Human Resources Manager - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted May 14, 2004 Share Posted May 14, 2004 "Achtung my Kapitan zer Borgz 'ave froun a Kamikaze a-ving fighter against us"said the Major Schnitzel "I'm ready for this one" said cpt Piett (recently recovered from his burns and broken nails)"Secret anti-fighter weapon... FIRE"A big sign with "FREE BANTHA SANDWICHES" appeares on the side of the ssd. The basics instincts of the pilot resurface and he dives towards the sign where he is destroyed by laser turrets.Then of course the ssd beats the crap out of the cube.IMPERIAL-1 BORGS-0 http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cain Posted May 14, 2004 Author Share Posted May 14, 2004 ....then from nowere a strange ship like dishantena with two stiks warps in ....: - To Allien ships !....This is Captain Picard from the starship Enteprise ! You are in federation space ..... leave and fight outside ! ...btw we are explores .....can we explore you ?! - The Trivium Organization - Community Manager -- Petroglyph Fan Forums - CoAdmin & Human Resources Manager - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted May 14, 2004 Share Posted May 14, 2004 The Borg Queen and Piett say at the same time "F*** the Federation"On the Enterprise"Gunner prepare the Photonique Torpedoes with a 23.789% ionically charged zonitrum composite and and fire phasers a 67.9785325574367% charge"On the SSD"Gunner just beat the crap out of this ship"On the remains of the Borg cube"Where the hell is the Borg Queen" said drone 34564"She's having a facial" drone 8576536"S***! Imean in the last battle we lost 5 ships while she was getting sun tanned in the main reactor!""Assimilate yourself, assimilate yourself. Why the hell did I join the Borg. I mean, I could be commanding a Star Destroyer, but I am here with a very ugly steel underwear. And waiting to get the crap beated out of me!" said Drone 3453562645674984683 while he was finishing his petrol-oil glass (very strong drink for Borgs)This didn't stop the ssd from beating the crap out of the Enterprise. And then chasing it around Saturn, up Mars, through Pluto and right to the Local McDonalds where they all took Big Macs and then blew up the Enterprise. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellar_Magic Posted May 14, 2004 Share Posted May 14, 2004 Thats against a Fed ship, against klingons however... "Captain unknown vessels have entered sensor range," The klingon glanced up at his commander. The Klingon smiled slightly, "Hail them, you have entered Klingon space, surrender or be destroyed." The Klingon Sensor operator glanced up, "Captain tactical analyses complete...over sixty weapons ports, and massive energy readings." "It will be a gloriousd battle," The Klingon captain answered swiftly. * * * "Captain, the unknown vessel is powering weapons," the sensor operator stated flatly. "Guns, give em everything." Across the star destroyers hull turbolsers launched an all out assault on the Vorcha class cruiser. Turbolasers blazed across its bow and raveged its hull. Only measly fire returned on the Star Destroyer glancing off its deflectors or being absorbed into the shields. * * * Onboard the Vorcha the captain lifted his bloodied body from the deck, "A death in battle is warrior's honor. For the homew...." His vocie was cutoff by the rumble of reactor going nova. Within seconds nothing remained but a battered hulk and an unskaved Star Destroyer. Forum and RPG Membership:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/StellarMagic01/RaporaWarsTC.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/StellarMagic01/RaporaWarsRPG2.jpg Signature:Sufficiently advanced technology would be indistinguishable from Magic. -Arthur C. Clarke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted May 14, 2004 Share Posted May 14, 2004 Klingons diplomatic honorific Apocalypse class ship is meeting the enterpise to try and get some cheap weapons.It's at this moment that an ISDII emerges from Hyperspace.On the enterprise" &ç/&%))&ç%*/S***F***. Why the hell do I all ways have to get my ass kicked by these bastards?" under the interrogative looks of the crew cpt Picard stops trying to find hair to pull outthe straightens up."Prepare for protocole alpha 2437413 beta 345767 omega 54475 pancake 24387538 charlie tango 35646... 3... 2... 1... NOW" on these words the Enterprise turns round and disappears in the hyperspace.On the Klingons's ship"Ready the fight for honor?" said the Klingon cpt" F*** the honor sir, I want to live to see an other KFC chicken""Good point" said the cptSo saying the Klingon ship turned round to flee but too late and it was destroyed by the ISD.In the ISD"and another one" said Piett drawing another ship on the bridge's wall. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdmiralFishface Posted May 14, 2004 Share Posted May 14, 2004 " F*** the honor sir, I want to live to see an other KFC chicken" Klingon Fried Chicken? - What are the last words of Capt. Picard in the Star Wars universe?- "What Superlaser?" http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/RiesstiuIV/Krempel/trapaure.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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