Not the penguins!

 

I DECLARE A JIHAD AGAINST THE EVIL PENGUIN EMPIRE ON ANTARCTICA!

*straps bomb to penguin*

Part of me is happy you know what prinnies are (somewhat)

 

Most of me is outraged! *throws 6 prinnies at you*

 

Bet you didn't know prinnies yield a 1 megaton blast when thrown did you...wait... OH SH- *dies in explosion*

*SWM puts a CD into the music player.*

 

Back in Black

 

Back in black, I hit the sack,

I've been too long, I'm glad to be back

Yes I'm let loose from the noose,

That's kept me hangin' about

I been livin like a star 'cause it's gettin' me high,

Forget the hearse, 'cause I never die

I got nine lives, cat's eyes

abusing every one of them and running wild

 

[Chorus]

'Cause I'm back! Yes, I'm back!

Well, I'm back! Yes, I'm back!

Well, I'm baaack, baaack...

Well, I'm back in black,

Yes, I'm back in black!

 

Back in a band,i got Cadillac,

Number one with a bullet, I'm a power pack

Yes I'm in a band with a gang,

they gotta catch me if they want me to hang

'Cause I'm back on the track and I'm beatin' the flack,

Nobody's gonna get me on another rap

So look at me now, I'm just a makin' my pay,

Don't try to push your luck, just get outta my way

 

[Chorus]

'Cause I'm back! Yes, I'm back!

Well, I'm back! Yeah, I'm back!

Well, I'm baaack, baaack...

Well, I'm back in black,

Yes, I'm back in black!

Let's go!

 

[solo]

 

[Chorus]

Well, I'm back! Yes, I'm back!

Well, I'm back! Yes, I'm back!

Well, I'm baaack, baaack...

Well, I'm back in black,

Yes, I'm back in black-ow!

 

Aww yeah! Let's go!

Keep on goin'! Yeah yeah!

Yeah... aww yeah yeah!

Here we go!

 

[Chorus]

Well, I'm baaack... (I'm back!)

Baaack... (Well, I'm back!)

Baaack... (I'm back!)

Baaack... (I'm back!)

Baaack... (I'm back!)

Baaack...

Yes, back in black,

Yes, I'm back in black...

 

Outta sight!

 

[instrumental Conclusion]

You want lyric war?  You have it brought.

 

*Steriogram- Walkie Talkie Man* http://www.myspace.com/steriogram

 

Well, you're walkin' and a-talkin'

And a-movin' and a-groovin'

And a-hippin' and a-hoppin'

And a-pickin' and a-boppin'

Those bods are being bad,

You better take a stand,

You gonna wake up that thing in your hand.

You're looking all around,

There's trouble to be found,

Make sure, when you find it, you get to say it loud.

Got a code three - need back up -

Bring me my bright pink fluoro jacket!

 

He's fat and he don't run too fast,    (Well, you're walkin' and a-talkin')

But he's faster than me.              (You're my walkie talkie man)

Last night at the show we saw him      (Well, you're walkin' and a-talkin')

Going out of his tree.

Go! Go! Go! Go!

 

Well, you're walkin' and a-talkin'

And a-freakin' and a-yellin'

And a-bossin' and a-speakin'

And a-lookin' and a-pointin'

Always tell us what to do

With your high top shoes,

And you wave your torch

With your black short-shorts.

Don't let em get away;

Don't think they can play;

Nail 'em to the wall,

'Cause you really need to say:

Got a code three - need back up -

Bring me my bright pink fluoro jacket!

 

He's fat and he don't run too fast,    (Well, you're walkin' and a-talkin')

But he's faster than me.              (You're my walkie talkie man)

Last night at the show we saw him      (Well, you're walkin' and a-talkin')

Going out of his tree.

Go! Go! Go! Go!

 

Well, you're walkin' and a-talkin'

And a-movin' and a-groovin'

And a-hippin' and a-hoppin'

And a-pickin' and a-boppin'

Those bods are being bad,

You better take a stand,

You gonna wake up that thing in your hand.

You're looking all around,

There's trouble to be found,

Make sure, when you find it, you get to say it loud.

Got a code three - need back up -

Bring me my bright pink fluoro jacket!

 

He's fat and he don't run too fast,    (Well, you're walkin' and a-talkin')

But he's faster than me.              (You're my walkie talkie man)

Last night at the show we saw him      (Well, you're walkin' and a-talkin')

Going out of his tree.

Go! Go! Go! Go!

 

He's fat and he don't run too fast,

But he's faster than me.

Last night at the show we saw him

Going out of his tree.

 

My walkie talkie man!

 

(overlapped with the first verse)

He's fat and he don't run too fast,    (Well, you're walkin' and a-talkin')

But he's faster than me.              (You're my walkie talkie man)

Last night at the show we saw him      (Well, you're walkin' and a-talkin')

Going out of his tree.

Go! Go! Go! Go!

*smashes up the CD player and kareoke machine

*Smashes up THX1138*

 

thank goodness, I couldn't stand them singing along

*walks back in*

*notices broken kareoke machine and cd player...*

*also notices THX1138 smashed up on the ground*

*Walks back out*

*walks in to check whats going on*

Is PFF really this bored? Try reviving the other sections of the forum then

*walks back out*

*calls in my hyper-realistic robot army that is 1000 strong and that look just like me!

*Tells them to reign hell on StarWars Man

*goes to the AoSW secret hanger and takes out a army of AT-ATs and stormtroopers marchs on the PFF forums* *Starts to blow up THX1138's army of 1000 robots that look just like him* DIE STUPID ROBOTS

*Sends prinnies to destroy them all*

Would that be a peg leg or a leg peg...

*calls in my hyper-realistic robot army that is 1000 strong and that look just like me!

*Tells them to reign hell on StarWars Man

 

*SWM goes Matrix on your robot's asses and...well...yea.*

 

*SWM proceeds to go out and buy a new CD player*

I run over star wars man with a steamroller.

you have forced me to do this.

 

*Uses force powers to force armies appart. You will not fight anymore or sing gets pack to partying.*

damn! foiled again!

yawn, party is dying down

Not if I can help it!  YOU IDIOTS WITH YOUR FIGHTING KILLED IT OFF!

 

*lugs out beer kegs*  I hate alcohol but you guys seem to like it, so enjoy!  ;D

*walks in*

still a spamfest. woot...no not funny. people are rly bored.

*walks out*

Hey guys, I just got the LAN room working.

 

Who wants a drunken game of Halo 2?

Hell yeah but Why Halo 2?

 

Halo 3 Beta is available. Who's for it?

 

*Stumbles to the LAN Room. I challenge Raiden if i win i get the Admin Post! Mwah...*