*Comes out from behind the couch where he's hidden throughout the hadoken. Dances (because he can), then proclaims himself world emperor, since no offical is left there to stop him. All hail the Emperor!*

*Stands in the fire control room of an upgraded Death Star, and orders the primary laser to fire on the planet.*

 

Rolls a d20 to see if everthing works and if the laser hits...

(Dice roller can be found here, http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/dnd/20040517a)

 

 

I roll a 20, muwhahahahahaha. Time to roll for my critical. I got a 16... Though I don't think it would matter.

 

*Darkmark in his joy throws his head skyward and lets loose an evil cackle... Untill he briefly sees a mass of light heading straight for him from the sky. Gen.Vader, sulking and kicking a rock, never notices. I calmly look towards the planet as it is almost instantaneously blown into rubble. I speak into the comm deivce "Good hit, lets proceed to the next target." With that, the DS III jumps into hyperspace to regions un-known.*

*Darkmark emerges from the heart of the explosion infused with the power of Death Star Blast and Hadoken radiation fused together. Sits in space alone podering whether to use his new found powers for good or evil *

*The Fosh Cruiser in the deep of space comes upon the frozen body of Darkmark and use its heat beam to warm him up. Soon after he is warmed the cruiser vanishes into regions unknown.*

*gen vaders body for the THIRD tyime has been ravaged in sheer agony....with only his torso left he fosakes his dark powers to heal himself...he heals himself with new limbs and waits to get close enough to a nearby world to make it his own....he sets his sight on mars....inching closer and closer to its crimson surface*

*sits in deep underground bomb shelter shaking my head and then just go and play half-life and let the fighting be among you mortals, not the rain god*

Discovers the rain gods presence, plus the bill from the games and sets forth towards wookie, eager to feast on the young gods powers,it will increase his dark magiks greatly if he is to succeed....and he lies in wait....hoping for the right moment to absorb the rain gods power

*feels gen.vaders presence with god-like powers, plans accordingly, then sells organs and regrows them to pay for game bill*

*Force Lightning- YOUR ALL DEAD!!!

*Somewhere beyond the edge of the universe, a floating being that used to be Darkmark feels a great disturbance in the force, as if some random people cried out in pain/happiness. Damn, it distracted his train of thought. He'd almost decided which side to join as well. Darn crispy burning people.*

*sensing the evil glee in death of billions of people gen.vader turns to him old self better than ever! and continues his quest to find evilwookies god powers to frther augment his own, as he steps down on the hellish wasteland of earth he begins to search and.....*

*finds he is only on a asteriod, because Swift blew up the planet.*

*...and that asteroid is hurtling towards a sun at speeds larger than you can possibly imagine... Gen.Vader puts on sunglasses*

*and sits back waiting for the FOURTH time to get semi annnihilated, finding it old and boring, he hops off the rock towards mars, repursuing his real estate dream......*

*Foshjedi flying on his fleet of flying Tikimonkeys begins his assault on Vader. 4 Monkeys grab each limb and rip him apart. Foshjedi then takes over Mars and sets up the planet FOSH*

was killed and as such is now a zombie.so i eat all ur brains!

* vader subdues the nmonkeys with his power of persuasion, he grants them the power of opposable thuimbs and they reattach his limbs and hands over foshes fleet and mars. Finally set up with some power vader starts fortifying his positions*

*On the edge of known space, Darkmark uses his new psychic abilities to identify the struggle between the one with the monkey fettish who warmed him in space and a general of some sort. He also wonders why the hell they're fighting over a bar of chocolate. Not really caring he gets back to the good vs evil thoughts*

* TSKNF runs around with a flamethrower in each hand, burning, BURNING, BURNNNNNNNNINGBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *

Ahem, need more medication.....

sets a stink bomb and randomly placed holes of no escape and watched everybody that posted here fall in there yelling and holding their noses when they're in the holes of doom Then he disappears like a ghost with a gas effect of evaporation

*being immune to the stinkiness due to his mask, vader in his new citadel goes out to meditate, the force growing stronger with him every day, the evilness of the dark side does not make his body decay, as with his maste, but it begins to look more youthful and powerful*

*On the very brink of your reality, Darkmark hovers. The strange smells have no affect on him. He fears no stench. All he fears is kryptonite... wait. That's superman. He ponders what the hell he's afraid of then?*

knows gen.vader is getting more powerful, focuses god-being energy to grow more powerful, then senses 2001 space oddesy take-off darkmark, uses eternal rain of death and doom on him

*sensing two powers rising, he sets out with his mind to encounter them. sensing one under attack he trys to shield the blast in the least to gain a temporary alliance against the gods of rain. shaken by recieving the blast of the attack meant for darkmark, he sleeps for a while to recover. he trys to establish a truce with darkmark and he succeeds, then they think of how to overthrow the rain gods immense pwer surges*

*retreats into meditation room and builds more power from the sky, soon i will rise, hear the cry of war, calling louder then before*