C-3PO:Now don't you forget this! Why I should stick my neck out for you is far beyond my capacity!

 

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C-3PO: Just you reconsider playing that message for him! No, I don't think he likes you at all. No, I don't like you either.

 

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C-3PO: I would much rather have gone with Master Luke than stay here with you. I don't know what all this trouble is about, but I'm sure it must be your fault.

[R2 beeps an angry response]

C-3PO: You watch your language!

 

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C-3PO: [to R2-D2] This is all your fault.

 

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C-3PO: Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.

 

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C-3PO: We're doomed

Han Solo: Jabba, you're a wonderful human being.

i love all these quotes especially this 1

 

"At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge." —Darth Maul to Darth Sidious

but i think that this 1 beats them all!!!!!

 

 

"Fear is the path to the Dark Side. Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering."

"General Grevious...you're shorter than I expected." -Anakin

darth revan, you are being warned for quadruple posting, please do not do so again.

 

its a trap!- Ackbar

"This party's over" - Mace Windu

"I HATE YOU!" - Anakin Skywalker

"As you can see my jedi powers are far beyond yours, now, back down" - Count Dooku

"Master Yoda. You survived." - Palpatine

May the force be with you - who hasent said it

Im not a Commity! - Princess Leia

Your rule is over and not short enough it was. -Yoda.

I have a Bad Feeling about this! - Obi

May the Fosh Be with you ;D

 

I find your lack of Faith Disturbing General

 

Luke may the horse be with us

 

That Shot came from thestick star....That things operational

All Ships retreat come to sector.......

New contacts coming from Hyperspace, Ewoks a Whole Fleet of them!!!

We can't repel stickpower of that magnitude.

We'll last longer against them then we would against that stickstar..

 

Blue Group, Red Group, Gold Group  All fighters Follow me!!  I told you he would do it!!

Apology accepted Captain Needa

 

by Lord Vader

 

and

 

You have failed me for the last time admiral

by the one and only Darth Vader

 

Never Did Like Captain Needa or Admiral Ozze ;Dl

darth revan, you are being warned for quadruple posting, please do not do so again.

 

its a trap!- Ackbar

 

Actually, quintuple posting.

 

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" - Darth Vader ;D

"There are some who might consider these M&M's to be....Unnatural...."

 

What? you wanted an AUTHENTIC SW quote?  All the good ones are taken! 

 

My favorite though, is "It's a trap!"  mainly because Ackbar points out the obvious..and Ackbar is very cool.

"There are some who might consider these M&M's to be....Unnatural...."

 

What? you wanted an AUTHENTIC SW quote?  All the good ones are taken! 

 

My favorite though, is "It's a trap!"  mainly because Ackbar points out the obvious..and Ackbar is very cool.

 

Yay! Skewing quotes to make new quotes!

 

"Evacuate? In our moment of... *giant explosion* Prepare my shuttle!!!"

 

"There are some who consider George Lucas putting Gungans in the new trilogy to be...Unnatural"

 

"Many bothans died to... *laughs*, oh I'm so sorry, anyway, Many bothans died... *laughs*"

Yay! Skewing quotes to make new quotes!

 

"Evacuate? In our moment of... *giant explosion* Prepare my shuttle!!!"

 

"There are some who consider George Lucas putting Gungans in the new trilogy to be...Unnatural"

 

"Many bothans died to... *laughs*, oh I'm so sorry, anyway, Many bothans died... *laughs*"

 

Ooh, I'm getting in on this.

 

"Good against remotes is one thing, good against the dead? That's Resident Evil."

" It is time, my apprentice"

"Time for what, Master? Kssh HUU"

 

"Time to get FUNKY!!" *gets disco clothes*

unlimited Power!

 

'anakin the jedi are taking over!; palp.

 

'You don't know a species until you know there art.' Thrawn.

 

'defeated i am, into exile go i must.' - Master yoda.

It's kind of funny how many of these 'quotes' I can correct off the top of my head... ;D

Here are s'more (skewed) quotes:

 

"Power! Unlimited POWER! *cackling laugh* *raspy, nasty cough* ANAKIN! GET MY MEDICINE!!!*"

 

"Palpatine: Commander, you may fire the noobinator at will!

DS: Eat My Noob Ray!

Akbar: We need to retreat!

Lando: You won't get another chance at this, admiral.

Akbar: I know, General Calrissian, but our ships can't repel noobs of that magnatude!"

 

"Defence Commander:Their ships are running circles around our defences. Their ships are too small!

Tarkin: What did you do with the 3.2 million credits I gave you to place Anti-Fighter defences?

Defence Commander: Um......Playboy Magazine?

Tarkin: YOU FOOL!!!"

Here are s'more (skewed) quotes:

 

"Power! Unlimited POWER! *cackling laugh* *raspy, nasty cough* ANAKIN! GET MY MEDICINE!!!*"

 

"Palpatine: Commander, you may fire the noobinator at will!

DS: Eat My Noob Ray!

Akbar: We need to retreat!

Lando: You won't get another chance at this, admiral.

Akbar: I know, General Calrissian, but our ships can't repel noobs of that magnatude!"

 

"Defence Commander:Their ships are running circles around our defences. Their ships are too small!

Tarkin: What did you do with the 3.2 million credits I gave you to place Anti-Fighter defences?

Defence Commander: Um......Playboy Magazine?

Tarkin: YOU FOOL!!!"

 

Lol...

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."  Qui-Gon Jinn

*but no one worries about annoying a droid, sir - Threepio

That's because droids don't pull peoples arms out of there sockets when they lose, wookiees have been known to do that! - Solo

i suggest a new strategy. let the wookiee win. - Threepio.*

 

*Never tell me the odds*- Solo

Hmm...

 

What actually was in the films:

 

"I've heard the Emperor has something special planned.  We only need to keep them from escaping." -Admiral Piett

 

"You want this don't you. The hate is welling up in you now." -Emperor Palpatine

 

"No Luke, I am your father." -Darth Vader

 

"Twice the pride, double the fall." -Count Dooku

 

"I hate it when he does that." -Obi-wan Kenobi

 

"This is why I hate flying." -Obi-wan Kenobi

 

 

From the Books:

 

"I'm getting too old for this." -Han Solo, Lando Calrissian, and Wedge Antilles

 

"One Corellian is trouble, two is a conspiracy, and three of them is a fight." -Wedge Antilles

 

"I'd like to see how you'd do against an Imperial Grand Admiral!" -Han Solo

 

"You will kill Skywalker!" -Emperor Palpatine

 

"You fought like cadets." -Grand Admiral Thrawn

 

"Just so you know, you were nothing more then cargo Solo." -Boba Fett

 

+ Timothy Zahn's introduction of Hot Choclate to the Star Wars Universe!

 

 

My personal favorite lines from the Rapora Wars RPG:

 

"Why am I still cleaning up after him over ten years later?" -Luke Skywalker regarding Kyp Durron

 

"What do you mean by past tragedies on volcanic planets? The heat is probably frying your circuits, you walking trashcontainer." -Threepio

 

"Travel lag is such a load of bantha spit..." -Mara Jade Skywalker

 

"Never underestimate an enemy and never overestimate an ally Stent." -Admiral Parck

 

"You must cast aside everything you knew before, to unlearn what you have learned. For nothing I have taught you will prepare you for what is to come." -Obi-wan's Ghost

 

"Leave this world, do your masters bidding elsewhere, for this place is my charge and I'll let no one tamper with its tranquility, even you." -***Classified***

In the Bacta War didn't Wedge say:

 

"One Corellian is trouble, two is a conspiracy, and three of them is a Victory."

No, thats Booster's response.

Palpatine- "In time, he will come to you"

 

Vader- "He will come to me?"

 

Palpatine-"I have forseen it..."

 

(quality)