Now I had my beard since Halloween of...2005, when I was a pirate. I grew it for the costume, then decided I liked it and kept it. In 2006 I was Silent Bob, so the beard still worked. Then last Halloween I was Super Mario, so I had to shave. I shaved a week before so I would get used to it, and I hated it. My face felt weird, and I looked mad weird. I keep it in nice shape though, trimming it almost twice a week and shaving daily to keep it well-groomed. Its not irritating at all.

And i would be heavily bearded if i didn't love having my skin nice and smooth and didn't find beards uncomfortable.

 

Blah blah blah, "If I didn't suck I wouldn't suck." That's all I hear from you, Mad.

 

The thing was starting to seriously itch, but I would have kept it had I not ben forced to shave by the American ****ing Legion. I'm also getting a haircut for the jerks... And donating part of a Saturday to learning about politics within the State of Florida (matters for which I have little to no interest).

I'm sure the politics within the State of Florida are easier than politics within Switzerland.

Okay, so the competition to make it into that program was about as fierce as a tamed hamster- I could have won that thing if I'd shown up with half of my face shaved and the other half covered in a Merlin-style beard. The questions were all on government on the national level rather than the State level, which I'd studied for.

I hope you made the effort to take shots at Hillary.