My fellow starwarians,

 

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Does this really deserve its own thread...

 

Strange and disturbing, none the less.

Paypal accepted. With order free spam included... yummy meaty flavor to complement chocolaty mustard flavor burst in your mouth.

 

Here what others have product said about:

 

Admiral Ackbar - Your tongue can't repel flavor of this magnitude!

Darth Sidious - Brings new flavor to feet wrapped in burnt leathery bacon.

Yoda - Swamp soup and E.Coli have never felt so well together.

Hannibal Lector - Goes well with liver, fervor beans, and a nice cayante.

You only did that to be chief spammer, didn't you?

Okay, and it's closed.