You came to London and i wasn't informed?!?

 

 

Did you guys ever read Jahled's recount of our time drinking together? No? He posted it a long time ago, but I don't remember which thread...

 

Anyway, so it goes, we were drinking together and I was especially drunk, so we stumbled out of the bar to try to get back to his place when suddenly I spotted some traffic cones.

Me: He, look, traffic cones! They're magical.

Jahled: Right... Let's go.

Me: No, really!

I walked over to the traffic cones.

I put one on my head.

About that time, a police officer happened by and stopped.

Jahled, having been talking to his girlfriend on the phone, kind of scooted aside and out of sight.

The police officer approached me.

Officer: How much have you had to drink?

Me: What's that officer?

Officer: [sigh] Take the traffic cone off your head.

Me: What's that officer?!

Officer: Take the cone off your--

Me: What's that officer?! I can't hear! I've a traffic cone on my head!

 

If not for Jahled's conscious suddenly showing up and forcing him to come to my aid, I would probably have spent the night in jail.

Then again, I don't remember much about it since I really, really drunk. Jahled can probably tell the story better.

You live in London?

 

Just kidding. I know you live in London.

 

Anyway. You'd have to ask Jahled to tell you the story--he posted it some years back somewhere in the forums. Quite the story. I'm not really sure if it happened...in fact, I'm rather sure it didn't. It was just so funny when Jahled told it that I keep retelling it as though I were actually there... But don't worry, I think I'm going to London either this summer or next winter break, at which time we can all go out and have quite the time.

I think I'm going to London either this summer or next winter break, at which time we can all go out and have quite the time.

OMG! I feel sorry for London!

I think I'm going to London either this summer or next winter break, at which time we can all go out and have quite the time.

OMG! I feel sorry for London!

 

Ditto

 

On a side note: I wish Krytos could have come to a party I went to last night... It really would have benefitted from some spiked punch... Freaking dead...

What do you mean Tofu? That the party was crap?

What do you mean Tofu? That the party was crap?

 

You are correct, sir [/Mr. T]

 

Well, by the sounds of it, the party was slow and boring.

That makes me think of a new thread idea...