November 28, 200619 yr Author I shall henseforth explain, and even be so kind as to give you unworthy ones my real name: I am Christopher. At one point in eighth grade I got sick and tired of turning around when someone yelled "Chris" and was talking to someone else (Or stubbed their toe and shouted "CHRIST!" Still, it was funny to see how many other Chrises spun around.) Thus, in an attempt to reseve energy wasted by turning around, I adopted the second half of my name- Topher. Or, at least, I tried to. Never caught on except for one kid, Shawn (Name changed to protect the rather funny) who, while remarkably intelligent, has certain mental issues, and so recognized my name as "Tofu," and instigated me as a Lieutenant in his group "The Van Buren Boys" (Long story behind that, as well as their issues with "The Mountain Men for Life" group) I didn't want to be a lieutenant, and as a result asked for the 'rank' of darth, and thus was deemed "Darth Tofu" The rest, as they say, was a pure disaster. I mean history. Edit: @Tex: Some Tofu is made with soylent red I'm sure! Enjoy what you eat. Thousands of little beetles died so that you'd think it looked pretty. Edited November 29, 200619 yr by DarthTofu 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away
November 28, 200619 yr I see.... My bad JH. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance
February 10, 200719 yr Sorry to revive an old thread, (not like Tofu hasn't provided plenty of exampels how] but I wanted to make a coupel comments. In regards to the last panel of comic strip 8, "The ability to speak does not make you intelligent." In regard to Latin: As a Latin scholar myself, I understood all of this stuff, but was really hoping for something mroe sophisticated... like Carpe Diem - the god of fish. [True story: my Latin teacher's first year Latin, first class. Prof asks what carpe diem means...] Sovereign ProtAKtor of the BEAK Imperium. 1 Corinthians 16:14 " Your every act should be done with love."
February 10, 200719 yr Author I have some more-in-depth Latin jokes ("What's the comparative of 'little?' Is it 'more little' or 'littler?" "Niether! It's littlior!") but being a first-year Latin student the majority of my comics are not... I suppose I can post a couple of the funnier comics on here... 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away
February 10, 200719 yr Sounds good to me! [i've just completed my second sem of Latin, but our teacher has us 6 units (stages) behind where we should be...] Sovereign ProtAKtor of the BEAK Imperium. 1 Corinthians 16:14 " Your every act should be done with love."
February 10, 200719 yr So when can we expect some new comics Tofu? http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance
February 11, 200719 yr Author So when can we expect some new comics Tofu? Right about... now. One might be a repeat, but I'm too lazy to go back and check... http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/school%20appropriate%20comics/Indignified.jpghttp://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/school%20appropriate%20comics/Indignified2.jpghttp://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/school%20appropriate%20comics/Indignified3.jpghttp://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/school%20appropriate%20comics/Indignified4.jpgHighlight this next bit if you don't get it: Indignus -a -um is a Latin adjective meaning "Unworthy." Thus the Hotel Indignus is the unworthy hotel. It would be funnier if I'd put it in genetive case, but I don't know how to do that with "hotel" and "indignus" is, as I've already said, an adjective, not a noun. http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/school%20appropriate%20comics/dirty.jpgPine tree translates into a word that sounds very similar to "Penis." My class is highly immature, and as a result it's a sort of inside joke amongst us. Now homework calls! High-ho-Silver! 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away
February 11, 200719 yr Pine is slang for penis in French. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance
February 12, 200719 yr If I emember correctly, the France trip ones WERE already posted. Can anyone back me up on that, with or without looking? I would, but I'm just too lazy. Chaos, Panic, Disorder, Destruction.....My work here is done. Grand AKmiralCommander-in-Chief of BEAK Forces(CINCBEAK) BEAK Imperium"To BEAK is Divine!"
February 12, 200719 yr They were. [without looking.] Sovereign ProtAKtor of the BEAK Imperium. 1 Corinthians 16:14 " Your every act should be done with love."
February 12, 200719 yr I thought so. Thanks, Lt. Chaos, Panic, Disorder, Destruction.....My work here is done. Grand AKmiralCommander-in-Chief of BEAK Forces(CINCBEAK) BEAK Imperium"To BEAK is Divine!"
February 12, 200719 yr Just working loyally on the behalf of the Empire without thoguht of recompense, duly doing what must be done for the greater glory of the Empire. Or, in real-speak, "Just trying to be nice and earn a promotion as I serve the Empire." Sovereign ProtAKtor of the BEAK Imperium. 1 Corinthians 16:14 " Your every act should be done with love."
February 12, 200719 yr That's nice. I'm just spamming a bit before I disappear for the next week or so. Which reminds me! Makes quick trip to PM D16. All right. Keep up the good work, Psycho. Chaos, Panic, Disorder, Destruction.....My work here is done. Grand AKmiralCommander-in-Chief of BEAK Forces(CINCBEAK) BEAK Imperium"To BEAK is Divine!"
February 12, 200719 yr Oh yes, I remeber that comic - of course, it's funny now with the explanation http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1778/reloadedbannerdu8.gifhttp://img152.imageshack.us/img152/1333/3dartistbanneranimationws1.gifhttp://img154.imageshack.us/img154/4026/rebellionbannerdi2.gif
February 12, 200719 yr We want NEW comics Tofu! http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance
February 12, 200719 yr Yes, new is good. I thought you were putting out a new comic every week. If so, where are they? Chaos, Panic, Disorder, Destruction.....My work here is done. Grand AKmiralCommander-in-Chief of BEAK Forces(CINCBEAK) BEAK Imperium"To BEAK is Divine!"
February 12, 200719 yr Hey cool some latin jokes. I'll have to send a link to my sister. She seems to hate latin classes. "Russian is way cooler!" -my sis.
February 12, 200719 yr Japanese is nice... Sovereign ProtAKtor of the BEAK Imperium. 1 Corinthians 16:14 " Your every act should be done with love."
February 12, 200719 yr My (now) 17 year old brother was taking Japanese last year. Then they left Seattle. Chaos, Panic, Disorder, Destruction.....My work here is done. Grand AKmiralCommander-in-Chief of BEAK Forces(CINCBEAK) BEAK Imperium"To BEAK is Divine!"
February 12, 200719 yr I'm learning Italian. Pretty cool and easy. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance
February 12, 200719 yr I'm currently taking German. I wish I would have actually paid attention and tried last semester. I'm SO lost. Chaos, Panic, Disorder, Destruction.....My work here is done. Grand AKmiralCommander-in-Chief of BEAK Forces(CINCBEAK) BEAK Imperium"To BEAK is Divine!"
February 12, 200719 yr I tried to learn German for 7 years before giving up. And I got nowhere. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance
February 12, 200719 yr And here I help teach Germans to speak English... French is a nice language too. Very flowery. Sovereign ProtAKtor of the BEAK Imperium. 1 Corinthians 16:14 " Your every act should be done with love."
February 13, 200719 yr French is a lot of wasted time. How can you learn a language that doesn't pronounce half the letters??? Chaos, Panic, Disorder, Destruction.....My work here is done. Grand AKmiralCommander-in-Chief of BEAK Forces(CINCBEAK) BEAK Imperium"To BEAK is Divine!"
February 13, 200719 yr I'm learning Italian. Pretty cool and easy.After that Mad, try Spanish; it should be a breeze since it's similar to Italian Finally, after years of hard work I am the Supreme Sith Warlord! Muwhahahaha!! What?? What do you mean "there's only two of us"?
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