Wait, I think I have Wraith's riddle- is it a lever with a fulcrum very near one end? On one end yout rade length for force meaning that you push down over a great distance to lift something with less efforet, but on the other side you trade force for length and must apply a great deal of energy to barely lift something. Am I right?

Wait, I think I have Wraith's riddle- is it a lever with a fulcrum very near one end? On one end yout rade length for force meaning that you push down over a great distance to lift something with less efforet, but on the other side you trade force for length and must apply a great deal of energy to barely lift something. Am I right?

 

Wow, and I though I had to much time n my hands.

The answer to the riddle is in the riddle.

 

As for that elephant joke, I heard that on an episode of Sincities the other night. There was one other bad joke but I couldn't remember it.

 

I like the new sig, Wraith!

 

Thanks. I thought it was quite neat.

The answer to the riddle is: heavy

If you spell heavy backwards it doesn't read heavy anymore

You right-brained freaks.

Not quite right Mad, but on the right trail.

You right-brained freaks.

 

hehe, you're never going to hear a normal person say that!

 

Hmm... I still like my lever idea- it technically works... So we're looking for a palendrome, sort of? A Man a plan a canal panamA. Spell it in reverse and you get the same... Hmm, so is it a short word or a long one, and is it one used regularly or one which is obscure?

 

Also, is 'heavy' being used in the sense of weight, or perhaps density? ... Must come up with my own riddle/joke to contribute some time after this one is done... Mayhaps this one: What herb will cure all non-lethal wounds? thyme

What herb will cure all non-lethal wounds?

 

My first guess was marijuana. But that is the answer every former pothead will give you.

With regard to the elephant joke: Do you guys also know why elephants have trunks?

So they can better reach the trees?

 

EDIT: Hey, I had just woke up, not all there yet.

Edited January 30, 200620 yr by Defender_16

T carry their baggage, duh!

No, smartlunch! Because sheep don't come with strings! :lol:

Scathz stop. You daft droid!

 

By the way i found the answer to the riddle!

The answer is a ton (for the total idiots out there, 1000 kilos).

forward its a ton (ie heavy) backwards its not.

*Groans* Should've seen that! Anyway, here's my riddle again: What herb will heal all non-lethal wounds? thyme

 

As in everyone else's case, the answer is in the riddle, though not in the way you might be expecting it to be.

Good job Mad.

 

 

No, smartlunch! Because sheep don't come with strings!

 

Scath that was freekin' hilarious.

 

As for Tofu's riddle I was thinking aloe vera, but then I don't think that's an herb.

I found another joke in reader's digest that is garunteed to make you all groan! (BTW, the answer really isin the riddle... Though just looking won't help )

 

Anyways: Feeling horrible, and alligator goes to the veteranarian. When asked what's wrong he replies that he is having difficulty hunting and getting motivated. The doctor nods and hands him some pills which he says are very similar to viagra. Surprised, the gator says, "Woah, doc, it ain't that kind of problem! Why are you giving me these?"

 

The doctor replies, "Well, its very simple. You see, you have a reptile dissfunction." *Falls on the floor laughing*

Edited January 31, 200620 yr by DarthTofu

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evil clown... Come on, that one was funny, you have to admit it!

No Tofu. We don't have to admit it's funny. I didn't find it to be so. I won't say that it wasn't funny, bc no one should ever say that. If you don't think something is funny, say 'I don't think that's funny.' Don't say 'That's not funny.'

Mitth, are you high or something?

Mitth, are you high or something?

 

Nope. Bored. Losing what little bit of my mind I have left. Never high though. I was just saying that I didn't find your joke to be funny. Then I shared something that I learned at a comedy/acting workshop that I went to back in HS. Perhaps I should have mentioned that in the last post.

perhaps... Steven Wright pwns you for being funny.

 

"I have a pair of pants just like these... 'cept that their red... With green stripes... and they're shorts..."

With regard to my riddle, the codes went like this:

six - three
twelve - six
eight - ?

If you look at this in a different way than most of you did, you could have figured that the correct answer to eight is 5, since the word 'eight' has five letters...

With regard to my riddle, the codes went like this:

• six - three
  twelve - six
  eight - ?

If you look at this in a different way than most of you did, you could have figured that the correct answer to eight is 5, since the word 'eight' has five letters...

 

That is how I figured it out.

Which is rather cool, because not many people do...

 

BTW, do you guys know why you shouldn't be out in the Sahara between 12 and 2 pm?