Wow Tofu, what a negative reaction.

 

Maybe it hits a little close to home for you. I guess that's you working and singing at Burger King

 

How did you know?!?!? Nah, I just really hate the song for several reasons: 1 the guy is almost impossible to comprehend (Unless of course you have a Texan drawl to make Antanio Banderas sound like books on tape ) 2: The thing is really repetative 3: I'm in band, so it is painfully obvious to me as he sings both out of tune and out of tempo. These are just a few, though I can gladly go on with several snide remarks about Texas thrown in for fun if you'd like .

Don't stick your face in hot fries it really hurts bad

... that's awesome!

This one time, at band camp, my favorite whistle fell in the deep frier, and I reached in after it, and I got burned pretty bad. They took me to the nurse and everyone was like "oh my god are you alright?!" and I was like, "ummm my hand hurts real bad" and the Mr. Hoppins said "are you stupid boy?" and the nurse said, "awww poor baby heres some cod liver oil" and then I got to stay in bed for like 3 weeks and eat nothing but ice cream jello and nougart.

DarthTofu wrote:

 

... 3: I'm in band, so it is painfully obvious to me as he sings both out of tune and out of tempo. ...

 

That's what makes it funny.

 

 

Darth_Rob wrote:

 

... then I got to stay in bed for like 3 weeks and eat nothing but ice cream jello and nougart.

 

What's "nougart", some sort of yogurt experiment?

I hate that movie...

Nougat is a kind of sweet. Its white with nuts in it. Quite chewy.

Theres no nuts is nougart. Nougart is that gray matter that resides within the chocolately confines of a 3 Musketeers bar.

I must have muddled it up with the sweet we have over here.

Nougat is found just about everywhere, as a matter of fact. Well, actually, I only know that it's found in France, England, and Florida, but that's a couple of places.

...and switzerland

there is Nougat in other candy bars, like Snickers. All this candy talk is making me hungry!!!!!!

M&M's

Nestle Crunch

Milky Way

Snickers

Kit Kat

Butterfinger

Clark Bar

Almond Joy

Mounds

Payday

Hershy Bar

Hershy w/ almonds

Peanut M&M's

Reeces pieces

3 Musketeers

 

*** waves hands ***

 

The candy bars are your friend. Go have a candy bar (or two, or three, or ...)!

Hah! Your evil ways have no effect on me- I have left over stale donuts from last Saturday! Boo ya! Wait a sec- which is worse for you, three candy bars or a donut?

Wait until Christmas to eat your donut. By then it should be loaded chalk full of midochloridians (or maybe that's something else?)

M&M's

Nestle Crunch

Milky Way

Snickers

Kit Kat

Butterfinger

Clark Bar

Almond Joy

Mounds

Payday

Hershy Bar

Hershy w/ almonds

Peanut M&M's

Reeces pieces

3 Musketeers

 

*** waves hands ***

 

The candy bars are your friend. Go have a candy bar (or two, or three, or ...)!

 

 

Damm you!! Now I am at home where there is convyently no chocolate. Go figure

It's okay... Tex is just evil like that. He does that to everyone... Particularly those of use with food in our screen name or avatar! I'll be sure to try and send ya some for Christmas

It's okay... Tex is just evil like that. He does that to everyone... Particularly those of use with food in our screen name or avatar! I'll be sure to try and send ya some for Christmas

 

Sweet! Thanks

I am made about Kinder sweets. But I don't know if you will have those in the States.

Otherwise M&Ms forever. I even have a special dispenser for them.

M&Ms rock my dreadlocks. But yeah, here in the states we're only fed the lowest-quality chocolate and candy products. All commercialized and then processed all the way to heck and back by those damn candy corporations. Like I say that nougart is in 3 Musketeers, but maybe the candy corporations have been feeding us that lie for so long that I just believe that its true now. Because part of me is sure that the real deal of candy is in Europe, and I'm sure that real nougart contains nuts and tastes better than a 3 Musketeers bar, but those bums in their offices would rather laugh at our exploits as we enjoy our low-grade sweets and treats, while our neighbors to the east are chowin down on high-quality tasty snacks.

Mad78 wrote:

 

am made about Kinder sweets. ...

 

Are those the chocolate shell "kinder eggs" with the toy inside you are talking about? Those are quite good, I still have about a dozen sitting in my frig. European (especially Swiss & German) chocolate is uber-delicious. Maybe someday American (chocolate) candy corporations will get to the point of "quality" candy, instead of mass producing low quality chocolate for the almighty buck .

Maybe... Still, gotta say that see's candies are really good... Anyone ever tried Pims before? Really good cookies!

Pims are quite nice.

Just to show off, in the town next to mine (10 minutes ride) is a rather nice chocolate factory (swiss chocolate) and each year the town has a chocolate festival with some very nice products.

It's a good thing the chocolate factory is in the city next to yours and not mine, otherwise I might look like Jabba.

I don't for the simple reason that it ain't free chocolate