I guess it would.

One of the most painful moments in my life was when i fell of my bike on a hill. The bike then fell on me and i grinded down the hill a little further.

Ouch, reminds me of when I ripped of a toe nail last summer, while accidentally hitting my foot at the metal plug of the shower.

 

Let's say I was suddenly fully awake

Talking about nails.

I will tell you a story of a painfull moment of my life.

 

I was on a "stage en entreprise" basically spending a week in a compagnie to see how the working life is.

Well i selected some thing that i sought was an office work but it appeared i was in the stock management departement of a perfum ingredients production here.

What we had to do was get spare parts and all. One thing we received was drums to put the perfum in.

In the truck the drums were on two layers. The driver would go to the end and slide the drums over to me and the guy helping me so we would line them up.

You guessed it. I had my hand in the wrong position when he slid the drum. It passed over my little finger!!!

Bloody painfull it was. Blood got stuck under the nail and applied pressure on the nerve. Putting me in near constant pain during the rest of the day.

When my mum came to pick me up she of course noticied my blue nail (because i don't put nail varnish on).

She rushed me to a doctor who proceeded to pierce the nail to relieve the pressure.

The Nail finally fell of and A new one has replaced it.

I came across this two weeks ago. Some people are simply stupid!

It appears they are.

I came across this two weeks ago. Some people are simply stupid!

 

OMG that is just STUPID!!!!!!! Loosers and this lady got to breed too!

Here is another interesting call. This one is a prank call, but the woman on the other end is real. This makes me wonder how some people can even drive a car, let alone get one fixed!

Here is another interesting call. This one is a prank call, but the woman on the other end is real. This makes me wonder how some people can even drive a car, let alone get one fixed!

 

OK... That is plain wrong. I need a drink.

Some people are really stupid. Today a guy showed me video of a crocodile tamer putting his arm into his "pet"'s mouth... You can guess the end. The poor lad nearly got his arm ripped off.

Want more, see animal planet and the show with the Australian dude. (No ofence to my friends that lives in the outback.)

Here is another interesting call. This one is a prank call, but the woman on the other end is real. This makes me wonder how some people can even drive a car, let alone get one fixed!

 

Heard it before, though it never gets tired

 

Reminds me of a guy at high school, who went to work at a Nissan dealership for work experience.

Well, no-one liked him there (if you new the guy, you'd hate him too) so they played a joke on him. Next to the Nissan joint was a Holden dealership, so they decided to play a joke on him.

The Nissan guys gave him a wheel that they needed to balance and told him that Holden had the weights that they needed and he needed to take the wheel over there to get it balanced - though he would need to hold the wheel perfectly level, otherwise he'd have to bring it back to Nissan for them to prep it again.

 

And guess what, he did. Walking about 100 metres from the Nissan garage to the Holden, he held the tyre perfectly level all the way. Took him over 20 minutes to get the tyre to Holden, just for them to tell him that they had given the weight back to Nissan

Ah, some people are so gullable . . .

 

Speaking of which - I havn't topped up my headlight fluid lately

Speaking of which - I havn't topped up my headlight fluid lately

 

Headlight fluid?????

Read back a few more topics and hear that prank. Good for hours of laugh

http://www.darwinawards.com

 

please explore this site a bit.

Speaking of which - I havn't topped up my headlight fluid lately

 

Headlight fluid?????

 

Haha, listen to the MP3 GAT posted.

Hate to double post, but I was just shown this today.

 

Not that funny, but still just made me think WTF when I read it

Krytos, this applies perfectly to the WTF moments.

 

Thas's one bad way to die.

 

I find amazing you can be ejected upwards from a car.

I'm still trying to figure out why a 14-year-old was driving a car alone...

I'm still trying to figure out why a 14-year-old was driving a car alone...

 

Maybe, he was in a joyride.

I'm still trying to figure out why a 14-year-old was driving a car alone...

 

Maybe, he was in a joyride.

 

"Was" is the key word

http://www.virtual-underground.com/funny1/wtc%20divorce.jpg

 

http://temp.corvetteforum.net/c5/escapepod//wedcake.jpg

The office thing is very fun

I really thought WTF!!! when i saw this.

I really thought WTF!!! when i saw this.

 

In the WTF scale, I give it a 9.5

 

I needed a wacky caption for the kicks.