Step 1: Ask the Spartans if I can have the cake. Step 2: If they say no, use an ancient Jobbi trick called "The voice". It goes something like this: "Aw go on - pleeeeease? Please? Pretty Please? Please give me the cake, go on - will ya? Please? Please? Go on. I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I'll scream if you dont give me the cake, I'll scream and be sick, I want it, I-want-it-I-want-it-I-want-it-pleeeease?" Then I say to then normally, "I warn you, I can go on like this for hours."