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EaW Ship Names List - Fan Suggestions
Dorkthehunter replied to Cain's topic in EAW General Discussion
Are you kidding me???? After all the names that I posted, you couldn't find one that was better than knight stalker??? Look at the T's and you will find one of my personal favorites. ;D -
EaW Ship Names List - Fan Suggestions
Dorkthehunter replied to Cain's topic in EAW General Discussion
Ooooohhh!! They're even alphabetized!! Fosh the Librarian strikes again! I was thinking(amazing isn't it)someone should make all their ships pink and have their flagship be the Pink Panther! That'd be sweet!!! Anywho...my list: ABC's Revenge Arithmetic(strikes fear into the hearts of all) Body Odor Cupid's Arrow of Death Death Moon Dork's Revenge Everything Frickin' Sweet Grover's Revenge Hello Hunter's Vengence Ickthoose Justice Shall Be Served(following a salad and before dessert ;D) Kangaroo Jack Llama(cool) Manna(food from heaven) Mmmmmmmmmmm........cookies Mmmmmmmmmmm........muffins(sister ship of mmmmmmmm.......cookies) ;D Norwegian Death Oooooooooooklahoma!(it's a song and a movie) Party Animal Pixies Galore Queen Bee Reserved Parking Superman Turtle This is ship is so cool that you shouldn't even attack it and should go and bake Dorkthehunter a really really really big cookie or a big muffin and give it to him. Ugly Doom Vulture Woman!!! X-Men Yey!!!! Zeus's Lighting -
Doh! How could I have been so....dorky?? I have forgotten the great Aspie??? What is this world coming to?
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Welcome to the forums Aspie!! I hope you enjoy your stay!
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Three days!!! Ouch! That's got to hurt!
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i think they're saying "Get back on topic" ;D Must....obey....them...: Those are really good screenshots! If you didn't find them from Junker's link, where did you find them, JMaster?
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"Those who are ignorant towards history are doomed to repeat it" That is a quote from George Santayana!(or at least he said something like that once) Nice story btw. Also, the story ideas on this thread don't necessarily have to be about Star Wars.
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I had a momentary(hehe) lasp of memory and forgot that there are lots of people in the tournament. I guess my mind is stuck on the NFL playoffs....oh well! Anywho...we should have the winner, top two, three, or four players face off against Delphi and some of his friends! That would be sweet! ;D I'm also wondering why people are trying to come up with this elaborate plan for victory. The best players are good at spontaneous decisions and knowing how to turn a sure defeat into a victory or not as bad of a defeat. My advise: study art! ;D
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Giant muffins???? Where??? They must be mine!!! Hahahahahaha!!! Anywho....I can play as long as my homework for the next day is done. I don't spend too much time playing though...
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Very impressive Fosh! You are truly amazing. How come you never ask questions after you get someone else's right?
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Sounds good....but there's always some new threat that emerges that they didn't think about. I would give the idea a 8/10. The Rapata species you're talking about sounds a lot like the Rakatan species before the Republic that made the Star Forge. Are they one in the same?
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Okay....well...don't I feel like a dork. Anywho...I think the tournament also have a "losers" bracket, not just be a one loss elimination. Then everyone has more fun(except the people that have to make up the new bracket! ;D)
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EaW Ship Names List - Fan Suggestions
Dorkthehunter replied to Cain's topic in EAW General Discussion
Omg!!! Fosh's first post!!! Whoot!!! Anywho....Liberty's Revenge, Freedom's Flame, Justice's Torch, and Spirit of the Dorks are my names!! Rather not them be used by other people, they're unique!!! ;D Most of these names are just abstract nouns: Liberty Death Life Love Happiness....or maybe they aren't....but that's beside the point. Just take an abstract noun and put it in italics and violah! You have a ship name. -
Not sure if you're talking to me...but I was replying to other people's comments about wanting to watch other games, and I advised that as others have made videos of what they've played, we should have one player record the battle or something, and then post the link.
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I already answered it! Despayre. Alright: On what planet did Kyle Katarn capture part of the Death Star plans?
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The Second Duel Edward arrived at the stadium just in time. He grabbed a wooden sword, put his armor on right before the king’s assistant called out his name. “Introducing the soldier who beat Sir Nicholas, Edward of Canterbury!” There was a great roar of applause from the crowd as Edward entered the stadium. Edward swung his sword around a couple of times and got ready to face his opponent. “And his challenger, Sir Richard of Lewes!” Edward was thinking, “That’s the fighter I saw with the red cross on his shield. I wished I could beat him them, and I am sure of it now.” “Ready? Fight!” said the king’s assistant Edward charged at Richard. Richard got ready to face Edward’s charge by brandishing his sword menacingly to try and throw his momentum off. Edward suddenly dove forward to the ground, dodging Richard’s surprise attack. The knight leaped to the side in order not to be stabbed, and then slashed where Edward’s head should have been, but the younger contestant had rolled to the right at the last second and then leapt up with a diagonal thrust. Richard easily blocked the assault, and their swords became locked. Both Englishmen pushed with their sword with all their might, but Edward was not as strong as Richard, so the young warrior found himself being driven to his knees. He pushed up with all his might, and then leapt to the side, and twisted his body to the right to still face his opponent. While still airborne, Edward had to parry two quick slashes by Richard, intended to catch him off guard. But Edward parried them, landed, and pushed off the ground to attack his foe. Richard blocked the first top right slice linked into a left slash with his sword, and then ducked and let a head bound slash sail right over him. He then blocked the next attack with his shield and then responded with a fake backhand hack turned into a forward thrust. Edward blocked that with his shield, and then for a moment, the two combatants did not attack, but stood there, panting. Edward and Richard moved in a circle, each waiting for the other to attack. The older knight’s red cross shield came sweeping left, blocking Edward’s sword, while his sword came slicing from the right. He pushed the cross shield with his forearm and blocked the blade with his shield. “I understand how you defeated my brother. But you will not defeat me!” exclaimed Richard. “Let me see you battle me without your shield. I don’t think you can beat me without a shield, as you did my brother.” “Fine! It is time to decide who is better with a sword only,” said Edward, still thinking about Richard being brothers with Nicholas. As both combatants put their shields down, the crowd became silent, hoping that it wasn’t over, but then loader than ever when Richard charged at Edward. He swung his sword two-handed, adding tremendous power to his attack. Edward smacked the other weapon with his own blade, thrusting Richard’s sword to go sideways. This is what Edward needed, so he stabbed straight at the red cross on his opponents breastplate. But the attack did not hit the armor. Rather, it hit Richard’s sword, which he had spun downwards for the block. Edward was astonished by the block, but knew that Richard was wearing down, along with himself. He swung his blade left, reversed it, twirled it over his head back to his right side, and ended in a backhanded slash. Unfortunately, the elder knight followed every move and parried the attack. Edward reversed the sword, attacked right, and then flicked the sword to his left hand. He caught it and then stabbed Richard, all in one fluid motion. “And the winner is… Edward of Canterbury!” said the king’s assistant. The crowd applauded for Edward. Richard got up from off of the ground, and went over to Edward. “Excellent show! I now know how you beat my brother. You are a very talented fighter. It has been a long time since my brother and the same person in a tournament has defeated us. Just wait to the next tournament after the Crusade. I will beat you!” said Richard. King Richard walked up to Edward and said, “That was some excellent swords play. Richard is also going on the Crusade. Have you thought about it any more?” “I have decided to go. I will go with you to the very end. When will the Crusade start?” asked Edward “Whenever we are ready. It will probably be after the tournament, but no one knows what event will transpire to change that though,” answered the king. Edward left the stadium, and went to his uncle’s house, where he was staying for the remainder of the tournament. He walked in and told his uncle about the battle that had just happened. His uncle wasn’t too surprised at the outcome. Edward went to bed to get energized for the next duel. Edward woke up the next morning and got dressed. He grabbed his armor, and left his uncle’s house to get to the stadium early to watch some of the earlier duels. When he got there, there was a duel that just started. The two contestants were each around thirty years of age. The battle was quite boring compared to Edward’s battles. Finally one of the contestants attacked with great fury, slashing left, reversing right, faking that, and then stabbing the other one in the thigh, followed by a slash to the chest. The crowd applauded, but not loudly, for the winner. Edward went down to the lower deck and put on his armor, and grabbed a wooden sword. “It’s a good thing that we’re not using real swords, or else we would’ve lost a lot of good knights by now.” said Edward as he grabbed a sword. He did his battle meditation and warm-ups to ready him for the battle. He finished and entered the arena. “Now introducing… Edward of Canterbury!” The crowd cheered very loudly for Edward. Edward took his sword and saluted to the crowd and to King Richard. “Introducing his challenger…. Gregory of Southampton!” The crowd cheered for Gregory. “Fight!!!” The Third Duel Edward waited for Gregory to do something. Gregory charged with great speed and strength, but not enough to stop Edward. Edward ran out to meet him and parried all the attacks, and answered with some of his own. Gregory parried all of those attacks. Gregory took his shield and attempted to ram Edward. But Edward was too quick for him. Edward ducked and pushed up with all of his might on the bottom of the shield. Gregory’s shield flew out of his hands, and went far away in the stadium. The crowd cheered for Edward’s brilliant move, but he wasn’t done yet. Gregory watched his shield in amazement for a couple of seconds, and that was all Edward needed. He took his opportunity to strike, and attacked to the left side, but then stopped it and attacked up. Gregory barely blocked the second attack and was struck by a stab in the side. Gregory fell to the ground, defeated. “The winner is…. Edward of Canterbury!” The crowd cheered for Edward as he helped Gregory off of the ground. As Gregory walked out of the arena, King Richard came over to Edward and said, “Nice fight! That was a very short duel! You are now in the semifinal round of the tournament. Congratulations!” Edward went out of the arena and headed to his uncle’s house. When he got there, his uncle wasn’t there. Edward searched around the house, but couldn’t find him. He finally found him at the lake feeding the ducks. “Uncle, what are you doing feeding the ducks?” His uncle didn’t respond. He asked again, “Uncle Henry! What are you doing feeding the ducks?” His uncle still didn’t answer. Edward walked over to his uncle. His uncle didn’t really notice him. Edward grabbed a piece of bread, and threw it at the water. The ducks swam over and ate it. “I’m not feeling that well,” said his uncle. “Do you need a doctor? What’s wrong?” His uncle just collapsed into the water. “Uncle!!!!” said Edward as he dove into the water to try and save him. Edward swam around, searched for his uncle, found him, and grabbed him. He swam up to the surface, gasping for breath. He pulled his uncle up to the shore, and asked if he was okay. His uncle didn’t respond. He took his uncle to the nearest monastery, and asked if the healers there if they knew what disease he had. They didn’t know right away what disease he had, but they said that they would try to figure out what it was and cure it. Edward thanked them and left the monestary. Edward went back to the arena for his next duel, in the semifinal round. He got there, and put his armor on. He then grabbed a wooden sword, and practiced with it. “Now the contestants for the next duel. First, Edward of Canterbury!!!!!” said the king’s assistant. “His challenger is Isaac of Norwich!!!!” The crowd cheered deafeningly for the two contestants. “Ready…. Fight!!!” I reposted the first part becuase it had weird symbols that were very distracting! Hope you all like it!
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I would give that a 0/10!!! F minus minus! It didn't have much of a plot, setting, or theme and only one character! ;D
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Post this in the Rate Story Ideas thread on this forum. Please.
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To the other question Megajames asked: Despayre. Now back to my question: What was the first day of principal photography for Episode III? Please don't skip a question just to ask your own. If you don't know, find out! Or wait until someone else gets it right. Only ask a question if you answer a question correctly or if another person answered a question, but didn't provide a question of their own. Thanks!
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Yeah Steelers!!!! Whoot! ;D (i'm a rams or a colts fan, but they both lost....)
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very very sad ??? ;D Can't get a video from one of the players of each game??
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EAW Demo - Crash&Freeze Issues
Dorkthehunter replied to Cain's topic in EAW Issue Reports and Tech Support
My demo has stopped working! > It won't load at all! I exceed the requirements also.... -
Fosh is training....I'm honored! I will fight as long and hard as it takes!! Huzzah! I will defeat his evil images. For the dorks!!!(maybe we should open a betting forum)hehe...
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lol. I'll be too busy talking and eating muffins that I will totally forget about the battle! Do you figure out a time that will work with your competitor? Or is it scheduled? I know I have certain times that I won't be able to play(other activities already scheduled. I think a galactic conquest would be too long and hard to schedule.