Foshjedi2004

Didn't post in this area, all moderators who didn't post got demoted. If they want to remain moderators then they have to reapply or catch me on MSN.

This is a place for GMs to Talk about the running of the Boards in more details. Eventually one of the current GMs will be Promoted to the Hallowed Admin Area.

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What he said

Okay Cain. I'll do it Monday :

So From a team of about 30 odd we have about 6 people who are active... Great, juuust Great...

Yay

LOL... Its Up on EaWFiles now.. http://empireatwar.filefront.com/file/SMG_XML_Editor_for_EAW_and_FoC;77439

Can Moderators who are active please post here or else if they don't they will be removed from the moderator team as of Easter Sunday. Regards Foshjedi2004 PFF Administrator

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Please follow forum rules Thankyou

"When David Hasselhoff was born, the nurse said, "Holy sh!t! That's David Hasselhoff!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with."

All the main physics principles can be explained away by the existence of tiny gnomes. Electricity: Inside cables there are hundreds of tiny gnomes 'high-fiving' each other and running around swapping messages. This transfer of messages allows things to work, e.g. the gnomes in a plug socket tell the gnomes in the wire, who eventually tell the gnomes in (say) a kettle to fart in the water allowing it to boil. Computers: Computers are run by tiny gnomes. They do all the work sat at tiny desks inside your PC. When you turn it off they can all go home and have a rest before they are needed again. The screen is in fact an arrangement of gnomes wearing different colour hats. Atoms: Atoms are in fact miniscule gnomes, all holding hands and feet etc together to form an intricate web from which nearly everything in this universe is comprised of. Radioactivity occurs when a rebel gnome is catapulted by his friends from their structure. Should this gnome come into contact with the gnomes from our body, he will offer them beer, thus making the local area benign or 'cancerous'. States: A solid is a closely compacted arrangement of gnomes, all holding hands, hats and legs. Heating (see Energy) causes the gnomes to becoming exited (or 'tickled'). This means they start to lose a grip on their neighbours; thus becoming a liquid. When the gnomes become tickled 'pink' they just can no longer hold on and float away (in groups upwards of one) becoming a 'Gas'. Gravity: As we are all well aware gnomes like the ground. They all strive to be in the ground, and this is where the basic theory for gravity comes from. Gnomes throw tiny (obviously unseen to the human eye) ropes to the ground. These ropes attach to unseen hooks allowing the gnomes to pull themselves towards the ground. There is minimal gravity away from bodies (e.g. in space) because very few gnomes have long enough ropes. All bodies have a gravitational attraction to each other because gnomes are sociable creatures and enjoy large gatherings. Light: If you think about it, its quite obvious really. The gnomes that make up our eyes can see what colour other gnomes making up, say a table, are wearing. They then hi-five gnomes in our 'optical nerve' who run to tell the brain gnomes what has been seen. This makes us think we are seeing things when in fact it is all gnomes. Anti-matter: Now this is a little more complicated. There are evil gnomes. These make up anti-matter. Done. Energy: All types of energy are transferred through gnomes. Heat is just gnomes rubbing other gnomes. Potential energy is when gnomes don’t want to be separated (see 'Gravity'). Kinetic energy is the movement of gnomes. Energy is always conserved so fundamental gnomes (see below) are only ever transferred and never made or destroyed. Gnomes: So what are gnomes made up of themselves? They are surely not fundamental? They are comprised of billions of even smaller gnomes. These smaller gnomes are known as 'Super-gnomes'. Super-gnomes are made up of billions of even smaller gnomes known as 'Hyper-Gnomes'. Hyper-gnomes are the fundamental building block of everything. Now that we have covered the basics of gnome theory we are going to discuss and 'explain away' certain physical phenomena. Aurora Borealis/Australis (Northern/Southern Lights): Having seen the principles concerning light in gnome theory this northern spectacle can now be explained. Gnomes become blind when they stay too long with the gnomes in the sun (because their clothing is really bright). They thus tend to get lost when the sun gnomes let go of them. Some of these blind gnomes accidentally attach their ropes to earth, and are thus pulled towards it (see Gravity). When they reach the gnomes in the upper 'atmosphere' of the earth they realise that they're not the only gnomes in the universe and so have a tiny party/celebration. During this festive time the gatherings round the north and south of the earth have access to changes of clothes (e.g. from Santa). They take advantage of this wardrobe and the changing of clothes makes us perceive a colourful oscillating light in the sky. Mobile Phones: 'Scientists' may try and fool you with talk of 'waves', but please don’t believe these distracting and frankly stupid theories. Mobile phones are built (by gnomes) to incorporate a gnome catapult. These devices are worked by gnomes in your mobile phone (which coincidently is made up of gnomes) to fire their gnome friends upwards when you place a call. The gnomes are fired into space where they land on 'satellites' (also made of gnomes). The gnome satellites then catapult separate gnomes to the mobile you are trying to contact (if you are attempting to 'connect' with a land line the gnomes are fired at a landing station where they run and hi-five down wires to the other phone receiver). When the gnomes reach the receiver you are connecting with there is an exchange of messages, hi-fives and presents (the unwrapping is the crackle you hear). More catapulting occurs back to the satellite and then to your phone. This process continues so that what you say is 'transmitted' to the other phone and vice-versa (the process is VERY quick, as these gnomes travel at the speed of light-gnomes). A call 'breaks up' or has no 'signal' when the presents exchanged are so good the gnomes don’t bother coming back, but just sit and play. Food: Gnomes make up everything, including food. When we eat, say, a sandwich the gnomes making up the sandwich are digested and travel to our stomach. The stomach gnomes are so pleased to see other gnomes that a party soon gets underway (when you eat too quickly the party gets out of hand very quickly thus causing indigestion). The party is of course a wild affair, and the beer flows free while the gnomes party hard. The morning after (which in human time is only like 4-6 hours) the clean up begins. The stomach gnomes collect up the rubbish in bin bags. Intestine gnomes (the bin-men of the human body) collect up these bags and take them through the intestine to the... well I’m sure you can guess. The bum gnomes then drop these bags of rubbish out of the body (known as a landfill). Different varieties of foods are of course different nationalities of gnomes. Spicy foods are Asian gnomes. Because these gnomes party particularly hard the morning after is particularly bad. They also like to smoke, which is why humans feel 'gaseous effects' after a rather spicy meal. Gnome food: Gnomes also need to eat and drink and it can be easily extrapolated from gnomes’ theory how this occurs. The gnome digestion process occurs as described above but their food is made up of super-gnomes, who party in their stomachs. Of course, super-gnomes are also hungry entities and eat food made up of hyper-gnomes. Due to the fact they hyper-gnomes are fundamental and can't be broken down into anything smaller they do not need to eat or drink. Alcohol: As all things are made of gnomes, it follows that even alcohol is made of gnomes. These are without doubt the rowdiest of all gnomes (except anti-gnomes). Alcohol gnomes divide into several groups. The first type look kindly and loving (which they indeed are) but have a stupendous sense of humour and love to play practical jokes. They will quickly travel to the brain gnomes upon arrival in the body and will wreak havoc with the head region; taking other gnomes clothes while they are in the shower, throwing eggs at nearby gnomes and the like. This causes the brain gnomes to become distracted, so the body doesn’t work as efficiently as normal running. The senses become distorted (e.g. vision) and the human seems to think they are invincible, and the other sex is more attractive. Wine is mostly made up of these gnomes and Females are particularly susceptible to this type. The next type is Beer (subdivided into Ale and lager subspecies) gnomes. These gnomes produce similar effects to the wine gnomes (especially if mixed - gnomes love to party) but through different methods. These gnomes (instead of being fun loving) are dangerous and enjoy getting in fights. They will provoke and cause violence against the gnomes in your brain, and swear loudly. They will push over desks and generally cause havoc. This is again why your senses become distorted etc. The last type of alcohol gnomes is 'spirit' gnomes (who are NOT supernatural). These type of gnomes are really sneaky and cunning. They can very quickly (for they are quite strong and obviously quick) infiltrate the gnome office of the brain and begin to sneakily alter the brain gnome’s work. They will send fake emails (to the amusement of the wine gnomes), cause brain gnomes to work on useless tasks and generally ensure the brain gnomes cannot do there job. These again cause ill effects to your bodies ability to work (normally).

After noticing that I've not posted this on here yet.. (Sorry), here is the PG Modding Dev Chat from Feb 1st

The Speeder Level, while it is a lot of fun was poorly made, it could have been so much better...

Saber Realistic Cheat is the same for both Games Open Console Type Helpmeobiwan or whatever the code is, it is different between the British and US versions I believe then type in g_saberrealisticcombat xxx 1 being no Blood 5+ being loads of blood or at least I think thats what it is, I've not played JKA in a few years..

Dual Sabers, Green and Yellow. Hilts usually Mace Windu and Anakin Skywalker (Saber Hilt Addon Mod From JKAFILES)

LucasArts has recently announced that Star Wars 2007 AKA Star Wars Force Unleashed has now been pushed back to 2008, with a deadline of March, that has now gone back to May 2008. Wonder how far further it will go back...

I play it all the time

You'd need to talk to Bryant but I think EAWNexus has run its course.

This mod is going to be very very very Impressive when it is finished. BTW. Are you still looking for an English Community Manager?

Dance, Dance - Falloutboy

Dosed - Red Hot Chili Peppers

Happy Birthday C&C KING

JC, I think you got the wrong end of the stick mate. I was joking when I said you couldn't have the LoW Icon, I know that z3r0x already okayed it.