DarthTofu

Okay, this is a pic I found that is just too perfect not to post here: http://panics.roosterteeth.com/members/images/image.php?id=395604 moy funnioso!

That's right- Lord La Forge mentioned that we should start a different thread for it, so here it is now: The Yoda Grammar page which will probably wind up going off on a tangent about which bugs and bat-things on Degobah are best to eat, but its all good! Yoda grammar mode comenses in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0! Yoda-style grammar time for, it is!

No, you're thinking of the ocean. The world is pentagon. Just like this web site is a dodecagon.

I started playing the game and then just randomly did google searches. I saw some images that had been posted on Rebellion Reloaded and basically felt my jaw giving the floor a good solid whack at the site. I joined so that I could eventually download it when it was finished (Which, currently, is going to be in 30 years apparently {J/k, I'm not insulting you guys! Don't hurt me!}) Anyway, I just joined up, started talking and, well... yeah. Now I'm here to annoy people from all five corners of the world... what, you didn't know that the Earth was a pentagon?

Yoda log, day 53 "Made friends with the natives I have. Accept me as their own I believe in time they shall" Day 54 "Apparently have diseases I do that immune system theirs can't handle. Dead they all are. Take mud homes for own I shall".

Actually, come to think of it, i think the big thing that set Mormons apart from Christians was the bigamy thing, though I could deffinately be wrong (Feel free to correct me if you are a Mormon)

/ shoots Aenivae does me. "Ha! Feel burn you shall, the, bitch!" Though to put this back on topic (Somewhat) while at the airport today I saw a book that was entirely on Yoda. Not sure what it was called (30 minutes of wandering around a crappy book store kinda kills your memory) but it had something to do with darkness. This could possibly enlighten us on Sith lords in general and, in turn, Palpy and Dooku.

Umm, not to be a pain and completely shatter everything you've just said, but if they're the exact same religion, then why are they going by different names? I mean, I have a friend who's a Mormen, or however you spell it, that hails from Salt Lake City, and he keeps getting on my case for mistaking him for a Christian. Let me clarify that: He sends me lots of chain E-mails of the type that say "God loves you. Send this to twenty-five other people and something wonderful will happen in the next 45 minutes!" I write back saying "Atheist. Stop sending me these Christian chain E-mails" he writes back and says "I'm not a Christian, I'm a Mormen! Get it write!" I write back and say "You used the wrong "right", stupid" and then the entire thing dissintegrates due to his lack of grammar. But I'm pretty sure that there is a differance even if I have no Earthly idea what it is.

Oh, great, now this thread will turn into people making grammatical corrections to Yoda-talk...

I just have always been confused as to why we even are put on this Earth as according to all religions. Basically they say that our purpous is to be good in this world, have faith, and either face a great life after death or a terrible one.

I gotta agree with Rob. Somehow I think that the Ipods will be like Pokemon cards and beanie babies- really popular for a couple of months, maybe even a year, and then one day you'll deny having even touched one because they're so un-cool all of a sudden.

Hey, I'm a highschool freshmen- I blame hormones going insane. and Toganari, there actually are some differances between Muslim and Christian religion, scuh as the five pillars of Islam and the belief in the last prophet Muhomad... or was it Abraham? I don't know, but I remember that there are some distinct differances.

You screw all of. Yoda cooler than all sith lords combined, he is

Oh... I have the 'collecters addition', that would explain why I can fly B wings...

To put it simply; NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -falls over and dies from lack of air.

No. We should all say "You bastard, you took the number 4000 spot!!! I wanted it!!!!" Just kidding, Mr. 3NN. Welcome to the site, and enjoy it! On a side note, I can sympathise with you, Thrawn. Cheerleaders seem to have a natural ability to know when I'm doing fund raising stuff- they automatically start selling exact same thing, and they don't even procrastinate!

Why yes, it is RvB. As a matter of fact... /me looks up exactly which episode it is, It's episode: 40 from Season three. Moy goodo episodo. And they perform as well as external speakers. Not Trogdor- style music.

That's scary that you looked that up... And Psych, as according to my World History book which I think was printed last year, the pie graphs showing religions in different areas of the world show China as being 46% Atheistic, which, oddly enough, is the only religion besides agnostisim or satanism not mentioned in the book. It saddens me when I have to read that, because just about every religion except Christianity is treated with extremem scepticism, wheras the section on Christianity claims everything to be historically acurate. Kind of upsets me that they would rather us believe "Oh, yes, there was a Constantine, and, yes, he did have a vision of a cross, the sign of Christianity right before a great battle". That one floors me, too. Jesus: "If someone takes your coat, give him your shirt, too. Do unto others as you would have them do to you." Constantine: "I recieved aid in this war of killing people through divine intervention". That doesn't add up for me. That wasn't meant to be offensive, but if anyone would care to explain why exactly we suddenly get so contradictory, there...

Everyone is saying that Dooku is so ridiculously powerful due to the fact that he was kind of tired from fighting Anakin and Obi, but nobody mentions that Yoda would have had his mind fogged by all of the Jedi killed that day. Also, he would have been tired out himself from having helped in fighting off battle droids. In addition to this he may have even been helping the clone troopers in some way, shape, or form. Also, on the 'size matters not' front, maybe Dooku had some form of link with palpy so that the two of them were ganging up on Yoda and both pushing down on the crane thing while Yoda pushed up. It happens in the New Jedi Order Books with Anakin and some barabel... before both of them keel over and die Anyway, I seriously think Yoda should have kicked ass against Dooku and that Lucas is just being stupid.

Oh... whoops, no that wasn't really it. i just have Christians that know I'm atheist at school that tell me that I'm not allowed to say "God **** it" because i'm atheist. Sorry if that one was missinterpretted- kinda should've realized that was an inside joke. And what religions are hereditary? I didn't know that there really were any. Well, I mean, in China they have a dictator that makes everyone an atheist (Which, I will say here and now, is wrong. Christians should no more be forced to be atheists than atheists to be Christians) but that really doesn't qualify as 'hereditary' I don't think.

There aren't any speakers on the computer, else I would have just turned them off. Somehow the sound comes from the CPU. No clue how it does that, but it does. Though I guess I can always try to find a wire down there... and pray that I don't take out the wrong one and completely fry the computer...

X-wing I'm familiar with. Were there actually games called B-wing and A-wing?

Umm, might want to go back and edit that. For instance, in 'combat' instead of saying that he is very good at it, you can just put down a base number, like, say, 95. A modifier is (and I'm kind of assuming this) a randomiser that will raise or lower your character's stat in that particular area. Say you have combat: 95 and a modifier of 10. The game would then start with the base number of 95 and or subtract a number from 0 to ten.

Dude, everyone claims Dooku is stronger than Yoda- he isn't. lucas was just a prick and forgot "Size matters not" making Yoda use to much energy to try keeping that dumb crane from crushing Obi and Anakin. Personally I think that Yoda should have wooped Dooku- he holds his own against Sideous pretty darn good, and if Sideous trained Dooku...

Look at the picture of chewie devoid of fur and in a bikini- just wear a paper bag and I'm good with it!