DarthTofu

That second one was great. I had already heard the first one on CD (in addition to the Jurrassic Park song- classic. Just like "I'm fat! I'm fat! I'm really, really fat! My shadow weighs... Over 45 pounds... when I go out to the beach I'm the only one who gets a tan because I'm fat! Fat! I'm really, really fat"... Ah, gotta love weird Al...)

...Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't 50 Dauntless class cruisers do better against 50 SSDs than 50 Bulwarks? You really should have gotten your head handed to you in that battle seeing as SSDs can hold many tiems more fighters than almost anything the Rebels have in addition to packing more heat than anything short of a Death Star.

This is the first year we have tortured them in this fashion. I just couldn't resist myself. I am a horrible person. Yes. yes you are. You deserve to burn in hellfire for this! Sorry, had to sort of steal that off of family guy. All animals hate me. If I ever tried to do that to a cat I would lose at least three fingers in the process...Per hand.

Hell, why didn't I think to ask before, just? How many santas are there in the picture you made, DC ($20 says that there are eight ...)

Yeah, you go right on thinkin' that, Tex. Except that you can see the cat's fur on what you mistake for his belt. Get your glasses out, old man.

...except that that's the command for normal text color.

...Unless they have the whole "Notify me by E-mail" thing up and it sends them an E-mail saying "You have a New Private Message from StarWarsRebellion.com" thus they go "Oh, I remember that old site! I wonder who's PMing me!" open it up, see the contest and say yay or nay.

Actually I was referring more to the frequent sexual content including rape and forced sexual intercourse. Not sure that should be up for grabs if kids are under, age 13 or so (When you hit puberty everything is a sexual inuendo (sp?) and you swear every single chance you get).

On the right hand side of the Christmas tree there are two and on the left hand side there are six. Ha. Stupid people!

I don't know if its being up this early (6:45 EST for someone who only wakes up that early on Pacific time as a norm) or being sick as a dog with the flue (The two don't go together, but hey, I'm up) and I had a crazy idea. Let's break the current record on the site for most users on at once. The current record is 280 users, so if we can get all the people who signed up but never on to show upp we can break that record and...well, there's no glory in breaking it, but it would still be cool to break it. We can set up a date and time that everyone can sign in on (We'll go with the time zone that the most people live in as opposed to mine or the moderators just because we're cooler people than everyone else ). And then we can try to breakk this record. Might have to PM some dead people to bring them in, but we can still do it if we have, what, over 1,000 registred users? Come on, let's try it!

Okay, Krytos fixed it, so now my post here is irrelevant.

...Apparently some of us still have difficulty counting in addition to coming up with captions. There are eight there, amigo.

I'd claim that I made it and was as adept at doing artistic things with computers as almost everyone else on the site seems to be, but then I would be lying. I stole it off of someone's image folder from http://www.redvsblue.com I randomly look at people's image banks. Some of the stuff is funny, most is perverted( Of course I don't look at the perverted stuff), and some is just randomly stupid.

Wow, you guys are getting kinda worked up about hoaxes. I mean, even if you wanted to take this thing as far as it could go, where could you get with it? No where. This is just us saying "Wow, what a bunch of odd coinciding events". its like the whole Kennedy Lincoln relationships where each of the had advisors with eachother's naems telling them not to go where they were killed and such.

Finally, a sequal to bushgame. That was a game designed to be highly Anti-Bush before the election. I think its still up at http://www.bushgame.com Wow. might want to put something about content up with that. Deffinately rated M

Yeah... Turns out that what appears to be the twin towers is really designed a sheet of paper. Type the alphabet using the same font in all upper-case letters and that becomes apparent.

Okay, I know its not the end of the world and all, but its still kind of annoying. Every time I attempt to change my text color (Spaces on both sides of the command), rather than my text changing color I simply get the command. Say I wanted to write "Hi" in black. I would get " Hi I don't get why it won't work... Edit: Okay, now its being really weird- the comand dissapeared, but the letters are still default

I don't think it needs a caption...Just blood and gore and internal organs

*Drops Jaw to floor* Dang, that is freaky.

...I always thought Golden Eye was a laser that just blew stuff up? Or was that Diamonds are Forever... Must watch Spike for all of the James Bond episodes!

That's all I have to say from now on. Someone said I was correct. My life is complete!

...*Looks around at this strange new place and blinks* I've never been here before...all these people know what they're talking about! I came here just 'cause ToguroAni (Hey, i spelled it right without looking!) told me about the Mon Mothma tretchery... I just have to ask, though: Was R2D2 replaced by Cupil from either Skies of Arcadia or Legends or Arcadia? It looks a lot like that little silver blob...

Good gosh, man! I have the makings for a new James Bond movie! Now all I need is a not-particularly-bright-but-busty-and-good-looking-in-a-bikini-actress to be the bond girl... And someone better looking than myself to actually play Bond...And a villain... and funding...and an actual script...and-ah, screw it... So we don't have any of the stuff we currently use either A) on disks in a shielded location or B) in books? That seems like a pretty stupid move on the US's part... though then again we did reelect Bush...

Did ToguroAni say something? I wasn't listening for the umpteenth time Sorry, had to do it. So, yeah, now that we have scared Mr. Yuckypants for life... Anyway, ya, that would be kinda cool if we could do that for the game... and maybe get a sticky up so that people will see it and be like, "Oh, okay, I'll just do this to fix my problem" or else be aware that this stuff doesn't come free!!!!

This place seemed like a more appropriate area to discuss the rock headed toward us. Now, as Tex mentioned in the "End of the World" topic, if we wait and detonate a good sized nuke we would knock out lots of our own systems and create a miniature meteor shower. I'm not entirely sure as to the science backing this up, though I am pretty certain; wouldn't all of the little meteorites except for maybe one or part of one burn up in our atmosphere? So, unless we got hit in the head with a radioactive bit of rock, wouldn't we all be fine? And I'm pretty sure we wouldn't go clear back to the stone age if we lost some sattelites. I don't know where the meteor is expected to hit, though A) I'm sure scientists at NASA and such can figure it out and move sattelites to safe locations and B) If we lost a bunch of them we would still be fine. We would temporarily be unable to defend ourselves from Nuclear attacks since I think our patriot missiles rely on telemetry from sattelites (Though I'm pretty sure that's wrong as well ). We have great minds all over the Earth (By "We" I mean "Humans") who could help to continue life as we know it until help arrived or sattelites were working again. Now, if you were on an arctic expedition when this happened in the middle of a blizzard, well you're screwed. *Ghasps for breath* think that's all i had to say.