DarthTofu

I remember that... I had a bad habit of not knowing when people were lying to me, and so leaned into the screen to look witht he volume all the way up my first time. This was at about age nine, by the way. Hmm... What else can we put up here that's stupid? And Mith, don't even. You know you've visited site as dumb as or dumber than stupidness.net. I don't know which sites, but I know you have! A Czech, an American, and a British man all go out camping together. About three days into they lose contact with the park rangers, concerned the rangers head out to look for the three and find two bears pawing around the campsite. The rangers immidiately shoot the bears and cut open the first one's stomach. She is a female and in her stomach they find the American and Brit in bloody pieces. Upon opening the second bear their theory was proven sound: The Czech was in the male. (Get's behind the blastscreen for everyone's reaction to the joke)

*Punches Scath through the jaw.*

Meh, what's a Death Star for if you aren't going to blow up a few planets with it? Sheesh!

But if 90% of what you say is false, what if you telling us that 90% of what you say is false is false itself? Sort of stole that one from Stargate SG-1 "Everything you have been told is a lie!" "Is that true?"

More than I can do. That is, I can't even consider doing something like that. At best, my work will look like something out of Microsoft paint's worst nightmares.

I would say that this is necesarry in these times when we must defend against terrorist attacks, but this a Ted Stevens level stupid move (Ted Stevens. Tried to build our increadible bridge to an Alaskan village with a population of less than fifty? Put the bill for drilling in Alaska in with a national bill? John Stewart was making fun of him for wearing an "Increadible Hulk" tie at the senate meeting last night on the daily show. Come on!) You can't keep track of everyone with a mobile phone at all times. Maybe in locations where security is necessary, such as a presidential speach, but not at all times. There's no way that we can effectively use this. Its ridiculous!

On the upside, if you drive drunk I don't think you necessarily do hard time. At worst I'm pretty sure you'll get several month's community service. If any time is to be served in jail, I think it would probably on a couple of months. Good luck, you have my pity.

Ditto Scath's post in my opinion. Feel free to be open with the community, we're not about to scream at you and type "U r a noob! OMFG, u r so nooby it isn't funny u stupid noob!" or anything. Basically think about stuff before you post it... As people will tell you, I'm a master of thinking about what I'm writing before I post!

I'd be glad to testify as to you being a good person... Though if this is something along the lines of illeagle downloading... Well, i suggest Evaders denies the court access to the site. Ditto on the whole accounts of what you did thing, though I think they will probably charge you on all accounts, either in one trial or multiple trials. Sorry about that.

http://ualuealuealeuale.ytmnd.com/ I like this link. It keeps idiots occupied if you just tell them that there's something really cool that you see, but only after watching it for a half hour straight.

Alright, all together now: Where I come from, there's no such thing as luck!

You've actually blown up the entire galaxy before? Pretty impressive, BS. I have concered it all (Matter of fact, that's the only way I've managed to win all of my games ) Stupid other faction keeps hiding out while I blow up their fleets... My personal method of colonization does involve blowing the living crap out of most Rebel and neutral/uninhabited planets, but I tend to leave those with lot's of energy behind.

Nothing more to say on that. And Tex is back. We'd all throw flowers but we're too lazy. Instead you get to read old crappy internet E-mail jokes. ...Such as this one that comes from stupidness.net Tired of being bound to the many needless laws of your country? Will you go insane if you hear one more time? Well you can relax because you no longer have to deal with such problems in your very own nation. That's right, we'll tell you everything you need to get your own nation up and running in no time! The basic requirements: 1) Land: Your backyard may be a great starting place but public parks and forests have more character and will give your nation more land. Perhaps you can use a neighbor's swimming pool and start the world's first 100% aquatic nation. 2) A unique Name: What fun is having your own nation if you're just going to name it "Bob land" or something stupid. You may want to actually attract people outside one day, so why not use something more appealing such as "Gynaland" or "Jizztopia". 3) Military: What good is your nation if you can't defend it? Simple mice traps and perhaps a board with some nails should be good enough to start but sooner or later you're going to want to defend your perimeter with nsync music or other extremist measures. 4) Hatred: You must find a minority group or several and hate them for no apparent reason. This is how most advanced nations in this world still operate so why should yours be any different? 5) Decorations: You want your nation to look nice don't you? You'll need a flag with Chevy Chase's head on it to symbolize your powerful new society. 6) Human sacrifices: Trick your enemy's into moving into your new nation by offering them wealth and power only to kill them, forget to tell them that such acts are thought highly of in these parts. 7) Jenga: This last item ensures that you won't suffer any boredom in your new nation. You may also need food and shelter but those are for sissy weak girly nations. Congratulations, you now know everything there is to know about starting your own nation. A great man once sang "don't drink the water", you may wish to adhere to that advice.

No problem. lots of people do it, most of them go "Oh, yon cruel Rebellion folk haft told me not to go into thine thread! I art shamed from the forums and shall leave and kill thyself in grief!" or something along those lines As for the grammar thing... That's just me being a pain in the neck as usual. Scathane has his whole spelling error corrections, I now have my grammatical corrections to make and annoy all with!

Que? Tex can't post. He's a good member of the forums, let him back in, Evaders! In his absence: How many Texans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer: Anywhere from a dozen on up: One to do it and the rest to make sure they kill any distractions that get to close (AKA people driving in pink Volvo's with bumper sticker that advertises that they support gay marriage and are here to take your guns away). Since that was weak and a dishonor, I'll also throw in a set of internet riddles. The answers are in black should be invisible... I hope. Just highlight to reveal. They gave this test to a bunch of people and something like 94% of preschoolers asked got them all right with only 4% when asked to Harvard graduates. Get the answers to the questions as you answer them or it won't work properly. Question one: How do you fit a Giraffe in a refrigerator? Open the door, put the giraffe in, close the door Question two: How do you fit an elephant in a refrigerator? Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door The lion king is holding a meeting of all the animals which you are attempting to attend. On your way you come upon crocodile infested waters with no boat or other means of water transportation, nor any other path to the meeting. how do you get through to the meeting? Just swim across. The alligators are at the meeting, too, since its for all of the animals. When you arrive at the meeting all of the animals but one are there. Who is missing, and why? The elephant. he's still in the refrigerator, remember?

Daggers: $400. Swords: $675 Wicked looking knives: $625 Getting taken out at long range by a sniper rifle: Priceless

But not too young to become an unstable psycho path killer! And oh, looky there, someone put their exact location on a map on the open internet. I'll be heading up (Checks map) County Highway T as it is called on the map to get you soon!

Run on sentance, there, amigo Now with that grammar lesson done: Check under the "Rebellion Editing" thread under unlikely traitor. Apparently Toguroani managed to get Mon Mothmas to turn on him. Either he really sucks at the game (I'll give you the benefit of the doubt that you don't, Toguroani) or else the modding did something weird. But Mon Mothma's replacement betrayed him to the empire

Two things: One, this is a really old thread. Two: You used the wrong form of 'there'. Should be 'their' to show ownership. The grammar guru has spoken.

OOOOH! I see what I should be doing! Thanks, Fishface. I suddenly feel kinda dumb for not realizing that before hand. you have my thanks

That's all I'm gonna say on that. Good job. The original looks a bit more professional (That may just be me being a jack-ass again, feel free to interpret it as such). Still, a very good mod and considerably better than anything and everything I am capable of making!!! I give you a thumbs up on it... But not on your grammar.

Tex had some of the ones from your first list, BS And to soothe the heads that now hurt, TofuSR is Tofu's sister. In the words of Carlos Mencia: Dutdudaa! And now a dirty joke. Q: How do you circumsize a redneck? A: Kick his siter in the jaw.

Me, I'm 14, almost 15. That's right, you got corrected on your spelling by a mere teenager! *Laughs head off and falls onto the drafting and design lab's floor* Okay, now that that's off my chest...

I feel so left out. As for Wedge, I guess the game is saying "You know, he's just too cool to die. Screw all these missions to kill him!" If you really want him send an abduction mission. Those are more likely to succeed for ome reason.

*Stares blankly at Scathane* Browser? Umm, internet explorer? I just go up to the "Font color" selection and attempt to change it using the pull-down menu. For example, if I want to get red, but I don't seem to get red... Unless for some reason this works just because I'm on a school computer. Edit: Okay, it doesn't show that I changed the color whenI type that, but it also doesn't show the command. Moy confusioso.