DarthTofu

Must... Resist... Urge to go out... And buy stupid game... ARRGH! *Beats self over head repeatedly with a hammer* I feel better, now...

Oh no- not the clowns! NOOOOOOOS!!!1

165 pounds... And I'm over six feet tall, so that's my primary excuse Wouldn't exactly say I'm fat, though I am a little over what a healthy weight would be...

Ah, Lego Star Wars... Not a terrible video game, but I can't say it was the best Star Wars game ever...

Lol, I think I might be able to beat that: Two helpings of turkey breast (Large, thick cuts), a large helping of homony, large helping of peas, huge amount of cranberry sauce, two glasses of milk, one of water, and a box of girl scout cookies... Okay, so maybe you did beat that... Come Thanksgiving, though, none shall compare to my hollow-legged-eating-habits!

Not bad... Not bad at all... Well, at least the second one isn't... The first one got me a little confused...

Oh, I'm taking nothing away from the curlers- they worked very hard to be there! i'm just laughing at how goofy the human zambinis look.

*.run_program/_"narrator_voice".exe/DOS+WTFisthissomekindofwierdeffedupprogramminglanguagetofuistryingtopretendheknows?* And thus began the spam wars, Jahled, Mad, Scath, and Trej, all fighting to be: The all time greatest spammer! Jahled, with just a few over 4,000 posts under his belt was in last place while Scath had a fairly solid 4500, with Mad having only just hit 5K and Trej only a hundred-some odd posts ahead. It would be long, it would be difficult, it would be: The Spam Wars! *.exe/thememusic/program."StarWars_main_title_rip* The forums are in a state of Galactic Civil War. On one side are the forum members of above 5K, on the other those under it... In hope of bringing an end to Trej's ability to continue posting hackers have been trying to crack the password. A small frieghtor carying the recently-promoted Jahled and his elite Kitten Guard makes its way towards the other side of the forums to deliver its critical message on Trej's user information *If any of you take offense to this I shall single handedly rip out your skull and beat you to death with it.

*Shoots Mitth for being stupid*... Ow, I found a hobby, and its very fun, the only issue is that it hurts like a ******... Ever head of airsoft guns? The "Soft" part is a pure lie... Those things hurt and sting like crazy. Especially when you get shot from two feet away in the hand with an electric sniper rifle (The kid was a turncoat- on my team my ass!) Icurrently have a couple of dozen welts and scabs from the encounter, as well as an electric gun for $15... Must get better at the game so that I'm not killed... Anyways, that's my new hobby to keep me from being bored and to give me some scars to tell about. "Well, how 'bout this? I got it when I tried to blow the crap out of an anthill and a piece of tree root in the middle of it made it ricotche into my arm!"

Wow, somebody beat Canada? I'm impressed... I really must find the time to watch the Olympics sometime... Just seems that every time I do so curling is the event and two people with brushes are trying desperately to clear the way for the curling iron...

http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20060218 Heck yeah!

O hmy- what the heck is your new avatar, Edor?

Yeah, BTW, Mad, hitting printscreen doesn't save the screen... Should I have paint open or something when I hit the button?

...And since its French, and, well, let's face it... j/k, French people are cool... They were the only people smart enough not to jump into Iraq...

Yes, congrats... And is that gif the Kong Tien from Indiana Jones and the Emperor's tomb?

Depends on why you're here dear. If you click here you should find a practical Jesus coffee cup holder, to suit your everyday needs! EDIT: votiness... Oh my gosh, that's hilarious, J! I would make that my avatar if people weren't going to get pissed about it!

I would suggest a disk cleaner or soap, hot water, and a spunge. Inductrial grade disks are made by forcing the metal against a mold with specifically located which the computer then reads via a laser- therefor if you can clean out anything clogging these holes or sand everything down to roughly the same level your computer should read it just fine. Explanation courtesy of "How Stuff Works"

Hehe, like Lucasarts would ever do that, anyways...

A number 4,000 "woo" post? Oh boy...

Ah, my mistake... I forgot about your rehab story, Scath

Meh, it was alright, it just got old after a little bit and wasn't very funny anymore. The beginning and middle were okay, then it just got really stupid...

Of course we have, because we're stupid as compared to your home planet which only a stupid individual would miss and- Hey, another paradox! Woo hoo!

****ing school server blocking stuff...

Must... Resist... Urge... To... B.E.A.K... GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

*Loads semi-auto rifle and straps on a pair of uzis* bring it on!