DarthTofu

Okay, fine... But so did Dooku. So that basically brings us to a question of how the hell do you avoid getting your hand/arm chopped off in a lightsaber battle? Basically you can't!

Becasue you said that Had to bring this up when I found it again, just for the helluvit: http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20050209

There actually is a game in which Maul is capable of using force lightning! Jedi Power Battles for the GBA- yes, the GBA... @Toguroani. You said that if Maul goes to a single saber he's just asking to get his arm chopped off- what exactly are Qui gon, Obi Wan, Luke, mace Windu, Yoda, Anakin/Vader, Palpy, and every other jedi who uses a single-bladed lightsaber doing? @Everyone in general: Maul had the best melee abilities out of anyone, I think that can be agreed upon. Not necessarily the most control over the force, but as a fighter, one hell-uvan abilitiy. Obi just go him with a cheap move, and even then not before Maul could turn around. I think he would whoop Dook given that the other man only got the better of middle-aged Obi by flinging him via the force, something that Maul refrained from. So maybe Maul's ego would screw him over... Oh, yeah, and back to ToguroAni for a sec: You said that Dooku was capable of finding an enemy's weakness and pushing at it- do you recall Dooku's taunting Anakin into using his anger to force him into becoming a Sith Lord and then getting his head and hands chopped off?

Someone else beat it in 16 minutes, I think... We were watching it in drafting... I can't watch the Morrowind one, but I want to pretty bad! Sheesh!

Woah, Rubber Johnny sounds kind of creepy... Thing that I don't like about most modern horror movies is that they're violent beyond all reason... Seriously, I go to the movies to enjoy myself, not to watch people getting their eyes gauged out or to watch them get their fingers ripper off... It isn't so much the plot as the suspense and waiting for a violent death that gets you. For instance: Cube Zero.(EDIT: WARNING! SPOILERS AHEAD! DO NOT READ AHEAD IF YOU DO NOT WANT THE MOVIE SPOILED FOR YOU WHEN YOU SEE IT!!!!1) Not nerely as scary as the original Cube movie. Why? You could tell what would happen! There was a clear-cut hero depicted, and a definate villain. You can almost always tell what will happen... And then people go die violent, painful high-deffenition deaths. I liked how Quinten was always fine, always in control, and then becomes the killer while you expected Worth to be working for everyone the whole time. Then Worth is a protagonist and it goes on odd twists, but all the while is full of suspense and horror and *Looks back at post* okay, fine I just contradicted myself a ton... End result: Cube is better than Cube Zero which is better than Hypercube (AKA "Pure Crap Not Worthy of the Title Cube")

lol... BTW, what are you talking about, Toguroani? Maul's saber would have plenty of reach on Dooku- his saber doesn't have that weird curse to it, plus he demonstrated barely controlled beastial powers- he remains the only Sith other than evil Anakin and Palpy to kill a Jedi... Well, at least a competant Jedi...

Huh? Don't mind horror movies? They scare the crap out of me! Pretty much the only ones that don't scare me are the dumb sci-fi channel ones, or else the ones involving a giant monster and what not... THough then again, I haven't watched any horror movies in a couple o' years, might as well try one...

Your sister or the game? Grow up, Mad... Even I didn't take that one. That's cause I can cause Bad Things to happen to you. Just try, Credpin! (Oh no, is this going to become one of the great 'ridiculously long quotation' post efforts?)

True, but Maul had the ability to kick ass with a lightsaber- where Dooku could hold his own against Yoda, Maul pwnd two Jedi, putting both at his mercy in a group more powerful than what Dooku faced. Plus he had horns. You can't compete with horns. You just can't. That and I think the tatoos he had were there for some pourpous, not just to look awesome.

...When was the last time you watched the prequels, Zehn? I don't know about you, but I was laughing my head off at the "No! NO! No, mom, no!" scene in which Hayden, rather than not acting, overacted so much that he looked like more of a tard than he already was. "They're like animals! And I slaughtered them... Like animals!" And before that there was the infamous, "Anakin, stay in the cockpit!" "But I..." "... Stay in the cockpit!" And "Now this is pod racing!" I actually had a site devoted to bad lines in Star Wars movies called Crazy Bantha... Unfortunately the school refused to post it- they were afraid of getting sued, and no matter how many times I told them that they could only be sued if we were making a prophit, nobody believed me... Anyway, yes, the lines are horrible and delivered horribly... Why in the world do we all even like Star Wars, come to think of it?

Heh, posted the same comic in the Empire at War section... THIEF! ...

I say Darth Maul- he may not have been the strongest in the force, but he had the greatest ability with a lightsaber, single-handedly taking on two Jedi and killing one of them- even though Dooku owned Anakin and Obi, Qui-gon was stronger than Obi in my opinion, thus Maul is a better fighter (Ani was still only semi trained at the time... And stupid... Well, no, scratch that last part, he was stupid clear up to ep III). Anyway, i vote Maul would own 'em all!

Your sister or the game? Grow up, Mad... Even I didn't take that one.

ditto what Mitth said... , I didn't expect anyone to actually do that- now I shall probably go back to the best of Ghram what-his-face from Monty Python's flying circus on TV... Great stuff, there

and that's a bad thing? Tour 1, Mission 2...I leave the Imperial fleet completely destroyed, right down to the Stormtrooper Transport and Imperial Shuttle thinking they can sneak into the system...they weakened the A-Wing so that mission would actually take time and patience, hehehe I hate you for that... I keep losing missions against numerically superior forces- I particularly hate the never-ending sea of bombers... If you have twelve dozen bombers, launch 'em! No, they send out miniature flights and regenerate them when they're dead...

lol, I like the bio- very professional looking!

Yeah... I always want to see the action movie where the hero, armed with the teeth, shows up and, intending to yell "Hey aliens! EAT HOT LEAD!" But in reality only gets out "Hey ali-" before he get's ripped apart by laser fire

I'd tend to offer the opposite- I'm playing as goblins against Dwarves and pretty much fighting to survive, even with all of the powers purchased and all of the heros at level 10! 'Course I'm playing this against a hard army, so... Anyone want to go on line with the demo?

I guess, but so far as evolution goes, if they are incapable of being able to go to a new area (In the universe) while too warlike to avoid battling with new peoples... Then again, Colombus and Mgellan and all them went off and acted like jackasses...

Quick question: What was Saw about? And by the way, I fixed that post, BS... Wasn't paying much attention when I tried to type by touch that first time...

I felt that this was appropriate to go here: http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20060222

I take that as an insult!

I fell asleep about 3/4's through and woke up to a ton of static. Scared the crap out of me...

*Shakes head saddly* and Mitth wonders why he's never met most of his friends in real life...

What about The Ring? Pretty freaky movie, there... And there was that screamer vid I got you with a little bit ago...