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Kaja, Yeah I get that too sometimes, someone who was 23000th attacked me the other day, very frustrating....but then again, I do exactly the same with others Throngrik

Or: -We need to get these people to a hospital as quickly as possible. -The hospital? What is it? -It's a big building with lot's of patients in but that's not the point. Throngrik

From the cult film Airplane! -We have clearance, Clarence. -Roger, Roger! What's your vector Victor? Throngrik

Clickmaster????? Throngrik

NIIC, you need some new halogen headlight fluid, maybe you would see better then Throngrik

loooooolz mad, hilarious!!!! Throngrik

Everyone, Maybe we should suggest that for age 5, whenever that comes, the "organisers" implement a system for trade, that would be really good, here the only way to get cash from someone is to attack him and inter-alliance attacking, well, that's not too good an idea We should also, when the idea is finalized, see if we can change our KOC names to reflect our alliance membership...so that when potential enemies see who we're chummy with, they'll maybe have second thoughts about attacking... Throngrik

It's what me and Mad do at every occasion, hopefully occompanied by a nice shisha (waterpipe) or five Throngrik

HEHE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Calm down Mad (if you can) and don't worry, I won't last long at all Throngrik

Another good one from Dan Quayle is when he says something like this : "I'm going on a visit to Latin America. This is gonna be a great opportunity to brush up on my latin skills!" Or the head of McDonalds Japan who says : "Japanese people are small and have yellow skin because they have eaten nothing but fish and rice for the past 2000 years. If they ate McDonalds hamburgers and potatoes for 1000 years, they would become tall, blond and white." Throngrik

MSN was probably working but i've vowed not to useit for a month, apparently it does you good! Throngrik

I have now passed mad in the rankings!!!!!!! Throngrik

ooooooh, not too sure if that was such a good idea, weapons are 10000x more useful than soldiers......even if they were old and not too powerful, you may regret that Throngrik

Well I hope that you can get round to it soon Mad, it really boosts you! Throngrik

Whaddya mean never seen you plastered????? You kidding me??? Actually, if you're done for it usually means I am too so maybe you're right, I don't remember seeing you really drunk Throngrik P.S. any updates on what's happening this evening? Bastion doesn't seem too promising, it's crap weather and chilly

Plastered? When were you last plastered Mad? Never known you to be lolz Throngrik

So you found it Mad, good thing I told you about it then Throngrik

LOL Mad! But maybe it's not such a bad thing? At least for insurers, anyone entering china from a certain date could be made to buy compulsory life insurance! Hey, career project change for me! Throngrik

Not a bad idea m8, see ya when you're back! Throngrik

Welcome BACK to the game Mad how's the abstinence symptoms? Throngrik

What has happened to Krytos? Just seen that he is no longer in the rankings at all Where are you Krytos????? Throngrik

Done Krytos! Didn't put up much of a fight "Your troops inflict 465,927 damage on the enemy! The enemy sustains 0 casualties! Fat_Barsted's forces counter-attack and inflict 111,106 damage on your army! Your army sustains 0 casualties! Your generals report on your weapon damage: Blackpowder Missile All were used None were found to be sabotaged Weapon strength went from 10,000 to 10,000 Battle Axe All were used None were found to be sabotaged Weapon strength went from 2,560 to 2,553.60 Hammer of Thor All were used None were found to be sabotaged Weapon strength went from 640 to 638.29 Warhammer All were used None were found to be sabotaged Weapon strength went from 160 to 159.53 Mace All were used None were found to be sabotaged Weapon strength went from 40 to 39.95 Pike All were used None were found to be sabotaged Weapon strength went from 20 to 19.98 You slashdotted the enemy! As Fat_Barsted's army runs from the battlefield you examine the collected spoils: You stole 54,028 gold from Fat_Barsted! You return to camp, your troops elated from your glorious victory." Now preparing for retaliation from his commander lolz Throngrik

Whoops, just tried spying on cbnrm2 and he caught me! Hope he won't decide to retaliate, his attack is over a million and my def is only 615'000 Throngrik

Kaja, I've often thought of doing that too, attacking someone dodgy but with loads of cash and then going inactive but it seems unfair somehow now Tell us when he's back and we'll whupass!! Throngrik

GAT, I'm following mad's strategy of trying to stay as all-around as possible...that way, you may gain ranks slower but be less vulnerable overall...that's our swiss philosophy Throngrik