The week before the planning of the dam the architects decide to first build a bridge across the bridge to help the construction Lead Architect: Okay, so we must build this bridge. Now what are the measures of the river? Assistant: Well the river is 550km in lengh. L. A. : i see... How wide? A: 20 yards. L. A. : Okay thats settles it! We shall build the bridge across it. Two weeks later after failing in their plan to build the bridge using the surplus of the local chopstick shop, the Architects have had to resign themselves to build it with palm trees. They are now planing the dam. L. A.: Okay so how much will the High-class titanium reinforced and diamond encrusted concrete that chinese governement asked us to use cost to import? A: I just received an estimation by mail The assistant rips open the enveloppe pulls the sheet ut and faints. L.A. : Oh Shit! Several months later the chinese governement come for the inoguration of the dam. The Lead Architect turns towards his assitant and whispers L. A. : So did you manage to finish it? A: Don't worry boss. i asked my cousin Larry. He set up something with a bit of wood and plaster. It will hold while they are here. L.A. : Good. What is the president going to do now? A : Oh well he is going to take that big 5 liter bottle of champagne and smash it against the... OH F***!!! The Assistant runs away for reasons that will become apparent to the Laed Architect in a few seconds.