Mad78

What a good author you are Fishy I may add a little about RebEd later.

SHouldn't we edit ti to mention RebEd?

The thing they should add is a resetbutton and the ipod would be much better.

In a British Pub at the closing time Bartender: "Time Gentlemen!" Clients: "Eleven Thrity" In a little fishing village a Journalist is sitting in a Bar listening to the two only other clients who are sitting at the other end of the Bar. One of the two is gesticulating madly. "Its was as big as this! A real monster, never seen anything like it!!!" THe other just sits there listening silently. After a moment the one who was telling the story leaves. The Journalist then walks up to the other man, a smile on his face. "Ahhh these fishermen! All the same!" he laughs The other one stares at him with an amazed look on his face. "A Fisherman! Nah that my doctor." And now time for a gross joke Two prostitutes are in a lift. The first one: "I smell some sperm." The other one: "Sorry i burped."

Looks Good!!!! Well done!!!

Thanks I shall work on it.

Now that is nasty.

It found what i was thinking of (I was thinking of Lord Vader).

Since we are on politician jokes: Which politician has a weak bladder? Tony Blair because he is always behind a Bush.

Roth could you please tell me how to put my ships in Bridge Commander.

Where did you find those Tex?

That second one must be onr of the worst jokes i have ever heard in my life. I wish that your balls be eaten by a rabbid hamster for having made such a dumb joke

How stupid An idiot goes to the doctor "Doctor!!! Where i poke myself it hurts." "I know whats wrong with you. Your finger is broken." A secret commando lands on the island of Crete. THe Commander: "Here we are lads, we're on Crete." Soldier: "Core this beach is hard." the Commander: "Well then we must be on concrete!" TADAAA

That is stupid Tofu. My turn An Australian farmer goes to visit his cousin who is also a farmer but in Switzerland. When he gets there the swiss farmer shows him his farm which is all neat and cosy. With six cows who each have their own name plate and all. He then shows the property. "So you see my land goes from that tree there to the river at the other end of the field there." boast the swiss Over the lack of enthusiasme of the aussie he asks "Whats wrong?" "Well you see back in Australia, I get up in the morning I take my car and I drive all day and i get to one end of my land. The day after i take my car and i drive all day and i get to the other end... You understand." The swiss nods "Yeah i get it... I used to have a car like that."

If you need any help correcting any minor problems I am available

The other day I went to help clean up after the party... Only the battle of Waterloo could possibly compare with how the house looked. What a mess it was.

Well with the XBox if you are ready for a bit of handywork you can quite easily change the HD and put a larger one or backup your games on you PC.

Even groans cannot express my feelings towards those jokes.

Where do you find the biggest Spiders? On the worldwide web

Happens to me all the time Sounds like a mad night you had there.

Core how much did you drink?

I guess we should each post a joke then. Me starts: An idiot goes to Amsterdam and while he is walking through the Red light district he gets to see on of the cabins in which he sees a somptuous lady. He walks up to the cabin and knocks on the window. "How much?" "30 Euros." answers the young lady The idiot with an amazed look then says: "30 Euros! Core, that ain't expensive for double shielded glass!" ***Mad steps back several paces and waits for a reaction***

I know old Japanese food. But I lived 10 minutes away and all I could think of was my bed.

I shall try it. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... What a stupid joke.

I can help out but its not sure i shall have an immense amount of time but i shall do what I can . The first question would be to know how many different ships you intend to integrate into the game? Maybe contact me via MSN sio we can have a chat.