ElvisMiggell Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 All people have photographic memory, most just don't have film. Elvismiggell. Strike me down and i will become more powerful than you can ever imagine... Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK421 Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 Already said before Z'anthr saves the world. Sorry about the mess... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas_Fett Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 How does Teflon stick to the pan when nothing sticks to Teflon? Why is there an Interstate Highway in Hawaii? How long would it take to nail Jello to a wall? If a man expresses an opinion in a forest, and no woman is around to hear him, is he still wrong? How do you tell when sour cream goes bad? Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Five of the Greatest Lines in the Star Wars Trilogy -"As you wish..."-"He's no good to me dead..."-"What if he doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me."-"Put Captain Solo in the Cargo Hold"-"AaaaaAAaaaaaa!!" Fett's VetteThe Lyrics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahled Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 Gentlemen. Thinking, like boiling an egg, must come to evential end. Some Zen-dude said: ' When butterflies come to the newly planted flowers, I know not.' Likewise, the cocktail stick i've been chewing for four hours is almost at an end. Nothing could be deeper. [/b] http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trejiuvanat Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 A woman got me into drinking ... and I never thanked her for it. Of every ten people that watch TV, five are the half. Why drink and drive, when you can smoke and fly? Having a clean conscience is a symptom of bad memory. It's not important to win, but rather make the other guy lose. If you are not part of the solution... you are part of the problem. To err is human, but it is more human to shove fault to someone else. It's not important to know, more important is to have the phone number of the one that knows. There is no such things as an absolute truth, and that is absolutely true. There is a better world, but it is too expensive. It is not sad to go to the cementery. Sad is when you stay there. Lazyness is the mother of all evils, and as with each mother you have to respect her. There are two words that will open you infinite doors: "Push" and "Pull" I'm not completely useless, the very least I serve as a bad example. http://www.swrebellion.com/~jahled/Trej/banner.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_mask Posted February 4, 2004 Share Posted February 4, 2004 This one I heard in the morning news, when I drove to work. It's actually a Jay Leno quote: "After the Superbowl President Bush called and congratulated the winner team personally. Ex-president Clinton called Janet Jackson" :lol: I almost couldn't stay on the road after hearing this http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/5183/animated9pn.gifhttp://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1778/reloadedbannerdu8.gifhttp://www.swrebellion.com/images/banners/rebellionbanner02or6.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOCL Posted February 6, 2004 Author Share Posted February 6, 2004 After the SuperBowl and Janet's exposure to the rest of the world, a local radio station reported that Michael Jackson (Janet's brother, for those are who are not aware) sent an e-mail in to the authorities complaining. He said that the twelve year old boy whom he was in bed with at the time was offended.... A really ugly guy sits in the back of the bar with a multitude of babes surrounding him. The average guy at the bar frowns and looks to the bar tender and asks, "Why does the ugly guy get all the babes?" The bar tender looks around; "Who that guy?" "Yeah." "Well, he can lick his eyebrow." ...maybe those weren't that funny. SOCL: Putting the BE in BEAK.Read the Forum Rules - Welcome the New Members - Rebellion Reloaded - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trejiuvanat Posted February 7, 2004 Share Posted February 7, 2004 Eternal love lasts about 3 months. Slavery wasn't abolished, it became 8 hours daily. Drug using meics iu estiupid. "Alcohol kills slowly". "Don't worry, I'm not in a hurry" God give me pacience. And give it to me NOW! http://www.swrebellion.com/~jahled/Trej/banner.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOCL Posted February 7, 2004 Author Share Posted February 7, 2004 Drug using meics iu estiupid. huk'd on foniks maide mee a gud reeder! SOCL: Putting the BE in BEAK.Read the Forum Rules - Welcome the New Members - Rebellion Reloaded - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElvisMiggell Posted February 7, 2004 Share Posted February 7, 2004 The second one is pretty funny. Elvismiggell. Strike me down and i will become more powerful than you can ever imagine... Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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