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I just got out of my car, listening to some youth radio station, and therefor had the original version of that

Points Of Authority / 99 Problems / One Step Closer

in my ears, when I though of putting it to Star Wars. :D

 

http://www.lyricskeeper.com/jayz_linkin_park-lyrics/219569-points_of_authority_99_problems_one_step_closer-lyrics.htm

 

Maybe you should listen to the song while reading it.

If your havin smuggle problems i feel bad for you Han

I got 99 problems but a Hutt ain't one

Hit me

 

 

99 Problems but a Hutt ain't one

If your havin smuggle problems i feel bad for you Han

I got 99 problems but a Hutt ain't one

 

The year is 4 ABY and I fly real raw

In my rear view screen is the couruscant law

I got two choices yall pull over the Slave or

Bounce on the rancor put the pedal to the floor

Now i ain't tryin to see no hyperspace chase with Fett

Plus i got a few credits i can fight the case

So i...pull over to the side, they come aboard

And i heard „Boba, do you know why i'm stoppin you for?'

Cause i'm cool and i'm Fett and my hats real low

Do i look like a damn jedi sir, i don't know

Am i under arrest or should i guess some mo?

'Well you was doin thousand five in a thousand four'

'Liscense and regestration and step away from the car’ (carabiner)

'Are you carryin a blaster on you i know alot of you are'

I ain't steppin out of [censored] all my papers legit

'Do you mind if i look round the hold a little bit?'

Well my cell compartment is locked so is the caboose in the back

And i know galactic rights so you gon' need a warrant for that

'Aren't you sharp as a  Drack’ are some type of jedi or something?'

'Or somebody important or somethin?'

Nah i ain't pass the bar but i know the force

Enough that you won't illegally touch my orse

'We’ll see how smart you are when the Vornskr come'

I got 99 problems but a Hutt ain't one

Hit me

 

99 Problems but a Hutt ain't one

If your havin smuggle problems i feel bad for you Han

I got 99 problems but a Hutt ain't one

 

 

Explanations:

Drack: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Drackmarian

orse: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=orse

car’: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/EE-3_carbine_rifle

 

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to Bria Tharen!

 

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http://www.vereinte-nationen.de/german.gif Ich spreche auch Deutsch.

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