Re: The Unofficial Bar Spam Thread! Come Spam With Us!

[Jedi Master Tofu]

Spam may be stupid...but it's fun... ;D

[Empireftw]

Green eggs and spam

[Logan Felipe]

"If I had the time and a sledgehammer, I would track down every copy of that show (Holiday Special) and smash it."

—George Lucas

 

One day I saw this show on PBS. Very late at night when noone watches Public Broadcasting.

It was called "Finding America".

 

A bunch of old Grandmothers in the Deep South of the United States were burning SW videogames, Harry Potter books, and a few LoTR

games; all in one of those ToysRus toy bins.

 

When interviewed one of the old grannies said, and I quote:

"We're saving our grandchildren."

 

I"M NOT KIDDING!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

WTH is the World Coming to?!?! :'( >

 

SSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

 

Selling

Pork

At

Markets

[Empireftw]

OMG you should put that as a seprate topic it would put alot of heated debate and we could flame grandmas, btw SPAM

[Mythyk]

Actually, I was trying to make people realize how stupid this is.

Well, I would say that page stretching spam is a bad thing, TOFU!!!, but if you don't like our spammy-ness than get out of the tin can that it comes in, d00d.

[Empireftw]

Spam rules all.

[Mikan Cyclone]

K:HJdgfhklsefglhkase hgbsdiljgnsdjkf;hgbskflgbkldgfblhksfdg

 

 

IM MAKING A STATEMENT LOLOLOLOLOL

[Empireftw]

thataothaaotsthajrb,mqnewnejowa;ekawjl;pathkahtjklathjehnltjhwektweamna,dmnrbj3owrajkwem

[Mikan Cyclone]

M3 N0 L1K3Y URR SPEC14L F ECTS

 

*force choke*

[Empireftw]

OMg thier is no spam in that post NOw the green googly spam momsters will eat you

 

:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

[Mikan Cyclone]

I shall fail you if you keep saying we need spam in our posts!  FAIL YOU HARD!

[Empireftw]

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[Mythyk]

Makankōsappō!!!!!!!!!

 

魔貫光殺砲!!!!!!!!

*destroy's s**m monsters of (EDITED:censored by moderator...funny, but innapropriate language)*

 

I AM TEH SON OF NAMEK!!!!!!!!!!1

Edited November 30, 2006 by Dorkthehunter

[Empireftw]

LOL spam

[Jedi Master Tofu]

spam for Christmas...

[Empireftw]

FInnaly some one has posted i can spam again.  8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

[Logan Felipe]

The History of the Spam

Quoth http://www.spam.com/ci/ci_in.htm:

 

Use of the term "spam" was adopted as a result of the Monty Python skit in which our SPAM meat product was featured. In this skit, a group of Vikings sang a chorus of "spam, spam, spam . . . " in an increasing crescendo, drowning out other conversation. Hence, the analogy applied because UCE was drowning out normal discourse on the Internet.

 

In the belated spirit of thanksgiving, let us give thanks to John Cleese and the whole of the British Broadcasting Company. 

 

And let us toast to this tribute...with spam. ;D

 

Bridge Keeper:"WHAT is the top velocity of an unlaiden sparrow?"

Arthur: "African or European?"

Bridge Keeper: "I don't know that! AUUUGHHHH!!"

 

All hail Sir "He who is not appearing in this film"!

 

;D

Edited December 2, 2006 by Logan Felipe

[Empireftw]

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                                                                                                    lag spam

[Jedi Master Tofu]

SPAM SPAM THE HISTORY OF SPAM!!! IM THE 1,400 viewer of the unoffical bar spam page!

[Empireftw]

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[plokoon9619]

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[Jedi Master Tofu]

oh, hey hey hey...post her phone number...

 

SPAM!!!

[Empireftw]

Umm spam?

[Jedi Master Tofu]

Spamophobia!

[Mythyk]

Bridge Keeper:"WHAT is the top velocity of an unlaiden sparrow?"

Arthur: "African or European?"

Bridge Keeper: "I don't know that! AUUUGHHHH!!"

 

All hail Sir "He who is not appearing in this film"!

 

;D

 

It's unlaiden swallow, you ninny!!!!!

 

But a  definite toast to the pythons *ding

 

LET US EAT TOAST!!!!!!!!  TOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTT!!!