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HARRY POTTER! How would you like to see him die...

Jahled

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How would you like to see Harry Potter to die?  

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  1. 1. How would you like to see Harry Potter to die?

    • Unleash all forward Star Destroyer turbo batteries
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    • Obliterate him with one casual blast from the Death Star
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    • Eradicate him with a wave of TIE Bombers
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    • Use a precision strike of X-Wings
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    • Use Infiltrators to kidnap him, but accidently eject him into space onroute
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    • Laugh fiendishly as your Nogri Commandos report their mission was successful
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    • Expose him to one of SOCL's completely useless and boring explainations
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    • Put him in my living room with Zoot....
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    • Take him to dinner at Jahled's
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    • Have a lightsaber surgically inserted into his stomach, then use the force to activate it. snap-hiss HAHAHAHA
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    • I'd like a to use vader's TK to rip his arms and legs off... and then use the surgically inserted lightsaber...
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Sith_Lord Collaborator

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I LIKE HARRY POTTER ... and you cant kill him. Harry and Lord Vodemort will fight and one of them will dead ... it is a prophecy ...

And i want to be as rich as Rowling is ...

 

Starting firing procedures...

I find your lack of faith disturbing - Darth Vader-

Wipe them out, all of them - darth Sidious -

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Guest Scathane

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Why not jam it down his throat?! What even happened to noble in The Noble Art of Snap-Hissing One's Opponent?
Sith_Lord Collaborator

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Why not jam it down his throat?! What even happened to noble in The Noble Art of Snap-Hissing One's Opponent?

 

That'll cost us money, valuable money! Surgery costs dearly and jamming it down his throath is free, I'll volunteer for doing it.

 

The noble art of Snap-Hissing onés opponent?

 

I think you have an older version, in the new one jamming it down his throat is permitted :twisted:

I find your lack of faith disturbing - Darth Vader-

Wipe them out, all of them - darth Sidious -

It's nice to be important, but its more important to be nice - scooter-

If you see the flash, but don't hear the bang, you're dead-Drill Sergeant-

 

Check my Forum india.messageboard.nl/4095

 

Most posts are dutch but english is allowed

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wormie Proficient

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I was wondering, why surgically insert the lightsaber, why don't we just jam it down his throat?

 

You insert the lightsaber surgically so that he can squirm in fear, not knowing when he will die. If you just jam it down his throat, as you so delicatly put it, there is no time for the terror to mount inside of him.

 

Why kill in one swift blow, when you can first destroy the mind :twisted::twisted:

Lost a planet Master Obi-Wan has, how embarrassing. - Yoda

 

Do not count a human dead until you've seen his body, and even then you can make a mistake. - Bene Gesserit saying

SOCL Grand Master

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My girlfriend actually likes HP. The horror :(
No worries, so does--did mine. :(

 

I chose the boring explanations. :twisted: As a matter of fact, I was surprised to see that as a choice. :lol: Second would be dinner at Jahleds because, I must say, I would feel sorry for him. :twisted:

 

Let one of us now create a grand WOO YAY out of the destruction of HP! :twisted:

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Jahled Grand Master

Jahled

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Let one of us now create a grand WOO YAY out of the destruction of HP! :twisted:

 

ROGER THAT!

 

WOOOONESSS MAXIMUS INDEEDINESS!!! :)

 

For we are not worthy...

 

Seriously impressed... :wink:

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Guest Scathane

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That's pretty disturbing guys..
Jeez, why does everything say that? :?
Because it's quite disturbing... Edited by Scathane
Jahled Grand Master

Jahled

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If that's SOCL...hell, our instincts are confirmed...he is disturbing...

 

Where is he anyway :?:

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Guest Scathane

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I talked to him by email: he's okay. Maybe he'll even honour us with a visit one of these days.
ElvisMiggell Grand Master

ElvisMiggell

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How's his memory?

 

I have a bad feeling about this...

Elvismiggell. Strike me down and i will become more powerful than you can ever imagine...

 

Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la

Not gone, merely marching far away

ElvisMiggell Grand Master

ElvisMiggell

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I hope not... was nice having him around. :D

Elvismiggell. Strike me down and i will become more powerful than you can ever imagine...

 

Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la

Not gone, merely marching far away

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