HARRY POTTER! How would you like to see him die...

[Jahled]

Ok. Even the most dedicated head in the sand can't have escaped the fact the latest book is busting all records. I'm deeply concerned for the youngens. In my day we had Star Wars, and crap stuff in the eighties, and even more dire stuff in the nineties... but I am concerned for the generation growing up on this diet of magic wands and wierd games involving broomsticks, not to mention all this public school lark...

 

...put simply...how would you prefer to see Harry Potter die?

 

Be creative....

Edited June 23, 2003 by Jahled

[wormie]

All very good suggestions Jahled, but you forgot my personal favorite;

 

Have a lightsaber surgically inserted into his stomach, then use the force to activate it. snap-hiss HAHAHAHA

[Jahled]

Wow! Didn't think about that one, i'll add it immediately my friend. Good thinking!

[Trejiuvanat]

I'd like a to use vader's TK to rip his arms and legs off... and then use the surgically inserted lightsaber...

[Jahled]

Blast...didn't thinkof that of that one either...let me edit...

 

VOTE MY FREIND!

[ADarkJedi44]

Zoot

[Bill]

Put him in front of the Death Star and let er rip, then we don't have him to worry about.

[Guest Admiral_Antilles]

I can not believe I click on this post......

[ADarkJedi44]

wht about the BEAK imperium or the dork side. This post is going to be locked....

[Guest Admiral_Antilles]

Hope its locked faster than mine.

[Trejiuvanat]

Oh no... We have a Harry Potter fan among us... Unleash Zoot....

[ADarkJedi44]

Me too.

[Trejiuvanat]

Noooooooooooooo! It's an invasion... We need all Zoot clones..

[ADarkJedi44]

You canot defeat us.ELENDIL!(just felt like it)

[Trejiuvanat]

You don't need to say that twice... (Elvis do the honor please)

[ElvisMiggell]

This thread won't be deleted because there is only one of it, and it's in outside interests.

 

And I can't stand Potter. I'd like to see Hermione eviscerate him with the blunt end of his own wand and then dance in his entrails while he cries for his dead mother. He who shall not be named could then come and add a matching scar to the other side of his forehead and then gouge his eyes out using dried slugs.

 

Though personally I'd like to see that all happen to the Rowling witch. Potter is merely an innocent creation of the witch's demented excuse for a litarary mind.

[wormie]

And I thought that my idea was painful.

[glandry]

How about a Monty Burns' "Release the Hounds"

[Guest Scathane]

Personally, I have nothing against the Potter-dude, but hey, as long as we're at it: the surgically inserted lightsaber! Edited June 25, 2003 by Scathane

[wormie]

Yes, two votes for the surgically inserted lightsaber

[Trejiuvanat]

I did complement ny suggestion with the surgically inserted lightsaber... ELvis is right we should do it to Rowling...

[Guest Admiral_Antilles]

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! I never said i like Harry Potter. I HATE IT!!!!!!! I just could not believe I clicked on a stupid post like this.....

[Trejiuvanat]

But Darky does like him...

[Guest Admiral_Antilles]

He will have to answer that one.

[ADarkJedi44]

No way!