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How would you like to see Harry Potter to die?  

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  1. 1. How would you like to see Harry Potter to die?

    • Unleash all forward Star Destroyer turbo batteries
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    • Obliterate him with one casual blast from the Death Star
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    • Eradicate him with a wave of TIE Bombers
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    • Use a precision strike of X-Wings
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    • Use Infiltrators to kidnap him, but accidently eject him into space onroute
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    • Laugh fiendishly as your Nogri Commandos report their mission was successful
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    • Expose him to one of SOCL's completely useless and boring explainations
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    • Put him in my living room with Zoot....
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    • Take him to dinner at Jahled's
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    • Have a lightsaber surgically inserted into his stomach, then use the force to activate it. snap-hiss HAHAHAHA
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    • I'd like a to use vader's TK to rip his arms and legs off... and then use the surgically inserted lightsaber...
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Jahled Grand Master

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Ok. Even the most dedicated head in the sand can't have escaped the fact the latest book is busting all records. I'm deeply concerned for the youngens. In my day we had Star Wars, and crap stuff in the eighties, and even more dire stuff in the nineties... but I am concerned for the generation growing up on this diet of magic wands and wierd games involving broomsticks, not to mention all this public school lark...

 

...put simply...how would you prefer to see Harry Potter die? :twisted:

 

Be creative....

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All very good suggestions Jahled, but you forgot my personal favorite;

 

Have a lightsaber surgically inserted into his stomach, then use the force to activate it. snap-hiss HAHAHAHA

Lost a planet Master Obi-Wan has, how embarrassing. - Yoda

 

Do not count a human dead until you've seen his body, and even then you can make a mistake. - Bene Gesserit saying

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This thread won't be deleted because there is only one of it, and it's in outside interests. :)

 

And I can't stand Potter. I'd like to see Hermione eviscerate him with the blunt end of his own wand and then dance in his entrails while he cries for his dead mother. He who shall not be named could then come and add a matching scar to the other side of his forehead and then gouge his eyes out using dried slugs.

 

Though personally I'd like to see that all happen to the Rowling witch. Potter is merely an innocent creation of the witch's demented excuse for a litarary mind. :twisted:

Elvismiggell. Strike me down and i will become more powerful than you can ever imagine...

 

Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la

Not gone, merely marching far away

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8O And I thought that my idea was painful.

Lost a planet Master Obi-Wan has, how embarrassing. - Yoda

 

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Personally, I have nothing against the Potter-dude, but hey, as long as we're at it: the surgically inserted lightsaber! :twisted: Edited by Scathane
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Yes, two votes for the surgically inserted lightsaber :twisted:

Lost a planet Master Obi-Wan has, how embarrassing. - Yoda

 

Do not count a human dead until you've seen his body, and even then you can make a mistake. - Bene Gesserit saying

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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! I never said i like Harry Potter. I HATE IT!!!!!!! I just could not believe I clicked on a stupid post like this..... :evil::evil:
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