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On Sears hairdryer:

Do not use while sleeping.

(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)


On a bag of Fritos:

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(The shoplifter special!)


On a bar of Dial soap:

Directions: Use like regular soap.

(and that would be how?)


On some Swann frozen dinners:

Serving suggestion: Defrost.

(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)


On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)

Do not turn upside down.

(Too late! you lose!)


On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:

Product will be hot after heating.

(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)


On packaging for a Rowenta iron:

Do not iron clothes on body.

(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)


On Boot's Children's cough medicine:

Do not drive car or operate machinery.

(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)


On Nytol sleep aid:

Warning: may cause drowsiness.

(One would hope!)


On a Korean kitchen knife:

Warning: keep out of children.

(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)


On a string of Christmas lights:

For indoor or outdoor use only.

(As opposed to use in outer space.)


On a food processor:

Not to be used for the other use.

(Now I'm curious.)


On Sainsbury's peanuts:

Warning: contains nuts.

(but no peas?)


On an American Airlines packet of nuts:

Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)


On a Swedish chainsaw:

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)


On a child's Superman costume:

Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Yub Yub commander
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You've been asked to resize it several times to an acceptable size, and while you may well have resized it, those few pixels you excluded were not enough. You were also told what the consequences would be should you fail to do as we asked in accordance with the standard we keep. It's only a matter of time before the admin throw the book at you.

"And the moral of the story is: Appreciate what you've got, because basically; I'm fantastic." ~ Holly, Red Dwarf



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didn't anybody remove the sig ? If not then someone should THEN warn him...............O well Cain has been imformed so who knows what might happen plus Fobdo has been warned like 3 times.
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Maybe it's your immature side LOL!!


Sorry Fobdo. Well looks like the Floodgates will finally close, btw how are the Levees around New Orleans. Are they rebuilding them again??

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Dude, just grow up! Those things were funny (You forgot the Duraflame Logs that say: Warning! Flammable!) But just act a little more mature, resize the sig, and we will all get along fine. But i will also be dancing with the other Vader when they ban you! :twisted:
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