Fobdo Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 Enjoy...On Sears hairdryer:Do not use while sleeping.(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) On a bag of Fritos:You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.(The shoplifter special!) On a bar of Dial soap:Directions: Use like regular soap.(and that would be how?) On some Swann frozen dinners:Serving suggestion: Defrost.(But it's 'just' a suggestion!) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)Do not turn upside down.(Too late! you lose!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:Product will be hot after heating.(Are you sure? Let's experiment.) On packaging for a Rowenta iron:Do not iron clothes on body.(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?) On Boot's Children's cough medicine:Do not drive car or operate machinery.(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.) On Nytol sleep aid:Warning: may cause drowsiness.(One would hope!) On a Korean kitchen knife:Warning: keep out of children.(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...) On a string of Christmas lights:For indoor or outdoor use only.(As opposed to use in outer space.) On a food processor:Not to be used for the other use.(Now I'm curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts:Warning: contains nuts.(but no peas?) On an American Airlines packet of nuts:Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...) On a Swedish chainsaw:Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.(Raise your hand if you've tried this...) On a child's Superman costume:Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.) Yub Yub commander Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plokoon9619 Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 Ok............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostly_Substance Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 ..................ok..........he didn't resize his sig so other moderators you know what that means............ -One Empire falls another riseshttp://myanimelist.net/signature/EuroSubstance.png http://miniprofile.xfire.com/bg/os/type/2/ghostlysubstance.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juggernaut1985 Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 LMAO, those were awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fobdo Posted September 30, 2005 Author Share Posted September 30, 2005 ..................ok..........he didn't resize his sig so other moderators you know what that means............no i DID resize it so shut up Yub Yub commander Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkmark Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 You've been asked to resize it several times to an acceptable size, and while you may well have resized it, those few pixels you excluded were not enough. You were also told what the consequences would be should you fail to do as we asked in accordance with the standard we keep. It's only a matter of time before the admin throw the book at you. "And the moral of the story is: Appreciate what you've got, because basically; I'm fantastic." ~ Holly, Red Dwarfhttp://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y143/Lord_Darkmark/Forcedbanner01.jpghttp://www.starwarsforced.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foshjedi2004 Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Sorry Fobdo. Cain has been Informed. http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa197/knivesdamaster/tags/sith_omguserbar_member.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fobdo Posted September 30, 2005 Author Share Posted September 30, 2005 BRING IT ! Yub Yub commander Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hadoken13 Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 ah but that was hilarious..........oh well bye bye fobdo.....but wait on my forum if someone makes a too big sig i would just remove it "for them" and then they would get a little note for a sig that would say -ur sig sux get a new one- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostly_Substance Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 didn't anybody remove the sig ? If not then someone should THEN warn him...............O well Cain has been imformed so who knows what might happen plus Fobdo has been warned like 3 times. -One Empire falls another riseshttp://myanimelist.net/signature/EuroSubstance.png http://miniprofile.xfire.com/bg/os/type/2/ghostlysubstance.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hadoken13 Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 it is nice to know that even though i live with and am related to him i act nothing like him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foshjedi2004 Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 Maybe it's your immature side LOL!! Sorry Fobdo. Well looks like the Floodgates will finally close, btw how are the Levees around New Orleans. Are they rebuilding them again?? http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa197/knivesdamaster/tags/sith_omguserbar_member.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostly_Substance Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 They rebuilt them but they broke again.............. -One Empire falls another riseshttp://myanimelist.net/signature/EuroSubstance.png http://miniprofile.xfire.com/bg/os/type/2/ghostlysubstance.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fobdo Posted September 30, 2005 Author Share Posted September 30, 2005 YOU'RE OFF TOPIC "Having fun their fobdo ? " Yub Yub commander Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hadoken13 Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 we know there was no topic to begin with.....the leves broke and now the gov is having blame fest 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fobdo Posted September 30, 2005 Author Share Posted September 30, 2005 teh awesome http://dramabunny.ytmnd.com/ Yub Yub commander Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gen.Vader Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 fobdo, i will dance when the admins ban you, but that wont stop you eh? fine we will ban everyone with having the same letters you have just to be sure. Goodbye 99.9% of the forumers! I've have you now - Lord Vader Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Admiral Thrawn 889 Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 well those things rock and Fobdo u do really need a new sig http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n292/Admiral_Antilles/Thrawncopy.jpghttp://img525.imageshack.us/img525/3269/pffuserbar2globalmodnx9.jpg I Support the Resistance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vader89 Posted October 3, 2005 Share Posted October 3, 2005 Dude, just grow up! Those things were funny (You forgot the Duraflame Logs that say: Warning! Flammable!) But just act a little more mature, resize the sig, and we will all get along fine. But i will also be dancing with the other Vader when they ban you! http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e144/theairsniper/TAS-Userbar.jpghttp://miniprofile.xfire.com/bg/bg/type/2/Sharpshooter89720.pngYou Don't Know the Power of the Dark Side!Click for an EaW Countdown Timer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now