The Resolution Revolution

[Darth_Rob]

Now I had my beard since Halloween of...2005, when I was a pirate. I grew it for the costume, then decided I liked it and kept it. In 2006 I was Silent Bob, so the beard still worked. Then last Halloween I was Super Mario, so I had to shave. I shaved a week before so I would get used to it, and I hated it. My face felt weird, and I looked mad weird. I keep it in nice shape though, trimming it almost twice a week and shaving daily to keep it well-groomed. Its not irritating at all.

[DarthTofu]

  Mad78 said:

And i would be heavily bearded if i didn't love having my skin nice and smooth and didn't find beards uncomfortable.

 

Blah blah blah, "If I didn't suck I wouldn't suck." That's all I hear from you, Mad.

 

The thing was starting to seriously itch, but I would have kept it had I not ben forced to shave by the American ****ing Legion. I'm also getting a haircut for the jerks... And donating part of a Saturday to learning about politics within the State of Florida (matters for which I have little to no interest).

[Mad78]

I'm sure the politics within the State of Florida are easier than politics within Switzerland.

[DarthTofu]

Okay, so the competition to make it into that program was about as fierce as a tamed hamster- I could have won that thing if I'd shown up with half of my face shaved and the other half covered in a Merlin-style beard. The questions were all on government on the national level rather than the State level, which I'd studied for.

[Darth_Rob]

I hope you made the effort to take shots at Hillary.