Randomness, The Sequel

[Eagle]

Great find Eagle. That is hilarious!!!

 

Vader plays the Blues

 

Hahahahahahahahahaha

I guess it´s rather Darth Tex than Darth Vader.

 

@Jahled

Awesome find!

[Mad78]

Brilliant but rather creepy

 

Yes I know... Its an old joke

 

I love these

[Lord_La_forge]

I can't really describe this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wffwg7pA0t8&eurl

 

If you're a real SW fan, you must hold on until she finishes!

[Mad78]

Is it me or does the trumpet need a little tuning?

[DarthTofu]

I can't really describe this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wffwg7pA0t8&eurl

 

If you're a real SW fan, you must hold on until she finishes!

 

I suppose I'm not quite a real fan- I stopped after one minute and forty-five seconds of agony. I love Star Wars and I can play the theme in tune (or at least I used to be able to) on the sax. That was painful on both levels...

[Krytos]

This is NSFW. You've been warned

[DarthTofu]

Gmail brings up odd articles...

[Mitth_raw_nuruodo]

I can't really describe this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wffwg7pA0t8&eurl

 

If you're a real SW fan, you must hold on until she finishes!

As a musician I could not continue to subject my ears to that kind of torture for even 30 seconds.

 

EDIT 1: Thank you all for the congratulations. We don't have a date set as of yet. Wehn we do, I'll let you know. What other information did you guys want?

 

EDIT 2: Also, is anyone still interested in ZW2?

 

EDIT 3: Just found this: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=15244446&ft=2&f=1090

[Krytos]

EDIT 1: Thank you all for the congratulations. We don't have a date set as of yet. When we do, I'll let you know. What other information did you guys want?

Again, congradualations mate

EDIT 2: Also, is anyone still interested in ZW2?

I'm still keen for it, just not right now. It's my last week of classes (EVER!!!!) and I've got two assignments to go and an exam in November.

 

EDIT:

The 360 ring of fire MP3

[DarthTex]

Nice find K!

 

@Mitth: Definitely still interested in ZW2, just a little busy tryin' to keep my head above water with all of the OT at work

[JediHunter]

@Mitth: Yea, still interested... but Tex put it the best.. I'm busy "tryin' to keep my head above water" as well right now... I think this is my first post in like... four days or so.. thats unusual for me..

 

Oh and.. I think "Droids" is finally a reality

 

He'll win.. hands down.

[Mad78]

That Colbert thing makes me think of the time the late french comedian Coluche run for the french presidency... He nearly won!

[Darth_Rob]

Colbert's got my vote!

[JediHunter]

I'm waiting to see the "truthiness" of the article.. hehehe.. anyways.. stubbled on this just a second ago. Appears Imus may make a return.. albeit a small one...

[Darth_Rob]

I will definitely watch tonight to see if he adds to this. I missed last nights episode, and was doing research at the library so I missed the re-run this afternoon.

 

Edit:

[DarthTofu]

Frankenconcept: Does anyone remember that series, Road Trip from Hell that I started a while back? Wildly successful, got two whole comments and three lols? At any rate, due to Todd not being able to make it for most of the shooting sessions we'd like to do, he's now an extra in the "new" series. We have a plot arc, several episodes written, and three actors devoted to the main roles, along with someone who's willing to join on as a recurring gag. The series will be (hopefully) restarting some time within the next few months, and will feature all sorts of fantastically stupid gags, as well as some good suspense.

 

BTW: Anybody have any experience with that new free Google 3D program? I forget what it's called, but I might want to use it for the last episode, and my copy of 3DS Max (Which I never did learn how to use) expires in December, and will probably be of little to no use to me (really would have appreciated a decent tutorial coming with the thing...).

 

In any event, that's my announcement made. I demand enthusiastic comments on the triumphant return of my awesome YouTube mini series, so that I can say it has support in numerous countries (Britain, Canada, Hungary, Switzerland, America, etc.).

[Darth_Rob]

I definitely look forward to seeing it dude.

[Mad78]

Do you mean Google SketchUp? Its a pretty cool 3D program and I use it rather often. I may have to send you another disc.

[Defender_16]

Found this little humor piece about a huge Imperial ship more than 100km long.

(Yes, I know the image is crappy.)

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h293/Defender_16/1192685851095.jpg

 

Maiden Flight, SDSD Freudian Nightmare

Imperial Weapons Development Center, Coruscant

To Whom it May Concern:

Gentlemen, let me start by saying that I am greatly honored to be chosen for command of such a magnificent vessel. That said, our insystem shakedown cruise has turned up a few minor issues that I would like to see remedied as soon as possible.

 

1) We understand your desire to continue the classical stylized lines of the first star destroyer class vessels, and we appreciate your asthetic sense in that regard. However, strictly speaking, was it absolutely necessary to scale up the bridge tower directly? I must confess the foreward bridge window is a great distraction. Militarily, we feel that as is, the three kilometer tall window pane may provide too tempting a target for enemy forces we may engage. We've lost four helmsmen so far to vertigo as well, and we don't think this is in the best interests of the vessel's well-being.

 

2) The sheer size of our vessel, while a glorious symbol of the mighty Emperor, which we all appreciate completely, has become apparent to us all. My intial briefing tour of the vessel took six days to complete, and the travel tubes were based on the design in use aboard rhe slightly smaller Executor-class vessels. Travel time being prohibitive, we were forced to camp out in the corridors of the major sectors when we stopped for the night. Furthermore, since our crew quarters sections are located entirely within the aft dorsal sectors, both our Engineering crew and ground forces complements have built tent cities within their own sections, and are living there. Fire hazard has become nearly intolerable and the hydroponics department has sent me six hundred messages insisting that the smoke from the camp-fires is ruining their crop, and that we have enough food left aboard for only another three weeks.

2) Our vessel's own gravity is not being handled as well as could be done, with some minor problematical consequences. Our plumbers called my attention to the fact that the sewage from our 6 million-man crew backwashed through the air vents in Sections 42 to 78, decks 258 through 532. Malaria and dysentary broke out in those sections, and we were forced to cordon it off to prevent an epidemic. Our first Chief Medical Officer unfortunately was killed when he requested the paperwork on those affected, and upon recieving e-mailed reports from all 739 of his senior doctors, the computer screen in his quarters self-destructed, propelling shrapnel throughout his quarters. All droids who enter the area have failed to return, and a remote camera probe sent in, recorded images of the survivors in the affected area where they were flinging their own feces at each other, warring with sharpened pieces of metal, and attempting to eat the dismembered limbs of the aforementioned droids.

 

 

3) On a similar note, regarding the unfortunate loss of our last CMO, we have finally decided that the staff requirements of this vessel are creating further problems. For instance, our Chief Engineer has begun the habit of signing his reports, "Chief Marshall, Soveriegn Nation of Ree'Ak'tor." He has since sealed off those decks, and started a war. The war in question is against his apparent rival, the commander of our ground forces near the main flightdeck, who has taken to calling himself "Bringer of the Apocalypse." Survaillance records indicate that they have since stopped wearing their armor, and have begun smearing their bodies with industrial cleaning fluid and lubricants before launching raids upon the Engineering department. We believe that they have begun ritualistically sacrificing one of our TIE-fighter pilots before each attack to bring them luck.

Aside from a minor note that some of our turbolaser turret gunners may have starved to death when their food shipments were cut off by the warzone, there is little else to remark on, save that in our first tactical drill, during the course of a two-hour right turn, we failed to halt our rotation with the result of the subsequent and very unfortunate destruction of the entire Coruscant 4th Defensive Fleet. I've made a note to send out letters of regret the moment we reaquire contact with our communications room at the bow of the vessel. That of course is the reason why this message had to be sent to your offices via pen, paper, and one of our probe droids. I beg forgivness for the clerical difficulties that may cause.

Signed,

Grand Admiral

SDSD Freudian Nightmare

[DarthTofu]

SDSD? Super-Dooper class Star Destroyer?

Sun-Destroying class Star Destroyer?

Pretty funny stuff, there.

 

@Mad: Yes, I did mean SketchUp. By the way: I wanted to ask you about installing the Adobe Aftereffects copy you sent me. It keeps saying that it needs a key part that isn't on the first CD, but is on the second. I'm not sure about the installation process with that, though. Sony Vegas works, on the other hand, but I haven't had the free time to figure out how to use any of it. I also have Adobe Premier, courtesy of my sister, though I don't know how good that one is. 'Tis by Adobe, though, so I assume quite good...

[Mitth_raw_nuruodo]

Where did you find that, Def?

[Darth_Rob]

I cant believe how horrible they played tonight. They were playing this other team that was so ridiclously horrible this season, and wham they end it losing 5-3. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Mitth_raw_nuruodo]

Um, to whom would you be refering to there, Rob?

[budious]

A little explicit... but ROFLMAO... http://www.break.com/index/to-catch-a-predator-taped-live.html

[Grand_Admiral_Thrawn]

Inspired by the "SDSD" I thought I'd share this chart. I love that the Empire does ships on the scale that other's only do space stations.