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Jahled, frustrated at not being able to understand other people on the internet when they use wierd symbols, did a spot of research whilst he had some lunch. This is what he found:

 

:-) Your basic smiley, used to inflect a sarcastic or joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix

 

;-) Winky smiley, user just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark, more of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smiley

 

:-( Frowning smiley, user did not like that last statement or is upset or depressed about something

 

:-I Indifferent smiley, better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as good as a happy smiley

 

:-> User just made a really biting sarcastic remark, worse than a :-)

 

>:-> User just made a really devilish remark

 

>;-> Winky and devil combined, a very lewd remark was just made

 

(-: User is left handed

 

%-) User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight

 

:*) User is drunk

 

[:] User is a robot

 

8-) User is wearing sunglasses

 

B:-) Sunglasses on head

 

::-) User wears normal glasses

 

B-) User wears horn-rimmed glasses

 

8:-) User is a little girl

 

:-)-8 User is a Big girl

 

:-{) User has a mustache

 

:-{} User wears lipstick

 

{:-) User wears a toupee

 

}:-( Toupee in an updraft

 

:-[ User is a Vampire

 

:-E Bucktoothed vampire

 

:-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing

 

:-7 User just made a wry statement

 

:-* User just ate something sour

 

;-( User is crying

 

;-) User is so happy, s/he is crying

 

:-@ User is screaming

 

:-# User wears braces

 

:^) User has a broken nose

 

:

 

:-& User is tongue tied

 

+-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office

 

`:-) User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning

 

,:-) Same thing other side

 

|-I User is asleep

 

|-O User is yawning/snoring

 

:-Q User is a smoker

 

:-? User smokes a pipe

 

O-) Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver)

 

O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least)

 

:-P Nyahhhh!

 

:-S User just made an incoherent statement

 

:-D User is laughing (at you!)

 

:-x User's lips are sealed

 

:-C User is really bummed

 

:-/ User is skeptical

 

C=:-) User is a chef

 

@= User is pro-nuclear war

 

* User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat

 

:-o Uh oh!

 

(8-O It's Mr Bill!

 

*:o) And Bozo the Clown!

 

3:] Pet smiley

 

3:[ Mean Pet smiley

 

d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat

 

E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator

 

:-9 User is licking his/her lips

 

%-6 User is braindead

 

[:-) User is wearing a walkman

 

(:I User is an egghead

 

<:-i user is a dunce>

 

K:P User is a little kid with a propeller beenie

 

@:-) User is wearing a turban

 

:-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)

 

:-: Mutant Smiley

 

The invisible smiley

 

.-) User only has one eye

 

,-) Ditto but he's winking

 

X-( User just died

 

C=}>;*{O) Mega-Smiley, a drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin

 

:] Gleep a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your friend

 

:) Happy

 

:> hmm, let me think

 

:D Laughter

 

:I Hmmm, not funny!

 

:( Sad

 

:[ Real Downer

 

:

 

:{ oh boy, the headmaster!

 

:o Yelling

 

;( Crying

 

[] Hugs and

 

:* Kisses

 

:-` smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco

 

:-1 smiley bland face

 

:-! "

 

:-$ smiley face with it's mouth wired shut

 

:-6 smiley after eating something sour

 

8-) smiley swimmer

 

:-* smiley after eating something bitter

 

:-& smiley which is tongue-tied

 

:-0 smiley orator

 

(:-( unsmiley frowning

 

=:-) smiley punk-rocker

 

=:-( (real punk rockers don't smile)

 

+-:-) smiley priest

 

:-o smiley singing national anthem

 

:-P smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)

 

:-[ un-smiley blockhead

 

:-] smiley blockhead

 

:-{ smiley variation on a theme

 

:-} ditto

 

{:-) smiley with its hair parted in the middle

 

}:-) above in an updraft

 

g-) smiley with pince-nez glasses

 

:-\ undecided smiley

 

:-/ lefty undecided smiley

 

:-| "have an ordinary day" smiley

 

;-) winking smiley

 

:-

 

:-x "my lips are sealed" smiley

 

:-c bummed out smiley

 

:-v talking head smiley

 

:-? smiley smoking a pipe

 

0-) smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)

 

:

 

:> midget smiley

 

:-) ha ha

 

|-) hee hee

 

|-D ho ho

 

:-> hey hey

 

:-( boo hoo

 

:-I hmm

 

:-o uh oh

 

:-P nyah nyah

 

|-P yuk

 

~~:-( net flame

 

X-( net suicide

 

>:-I net startrek

 

3:o[ net pets

 

Male :-

 

Female >-

 

Infinity 8

 

%\v Picasso

 

:) smiley

 

>:) a little devil

 

%-| been working all night

 

::-) wears glasses

 

}:-( bull headed

 

:-{) has a mustache

 

:-# braces

 

:-& tounge-tied

 

:-D big smile

 

C|:-= Charlie Chaplin

 

=|:-)= Abe Lincoln

 

:-W speak with forked tongue

 

:-@ "I swear"

 

:-x my lips are sealed

 

:-C really bummed out

 

C=:-) chef

 

* Santa Claus

 

:-o Mr Bill

 

*:o) Bozo

 

:*) Ed McMahon

 

[:-) wearing a walkman

 

:-)) double chin

 

:-7 smokes a pipe

 

C:# football player

 

:-)8 man with bowtie

 

:-() I stubbed my toe

 

:-( ) You stepped on my toe

 

:-( ) You backed your car over my toe

 

 

: *> a cat

 

/

 

:-o Wow!

 

:-c Real unhappy

 

:-| Grim

 

:-C Just totally unbelieving

 

:= | Baboon

 

:-B Drooling

 

:-v Speaking

 

:-, Smirk

 

:-V Shout

 

:-|| Anger

 

:-w Speak with forked tongue

 

:-) Smiling

 

:-r Sticking tongue out

 

:-( Frowning

 

:-* Oops!

 

'-) Wink

 

:-T Keeping a straight face

 

;-) Sardonic Incredulity

 

:-D Said with a smile

 

%- Drunk with laughter

 

:-x Kiss kiss

 

:-" Pursing lips

 

:-[ Pouting

 

:-# My lips are sealed

 

:-x A big wet kiss!

 

:-P Tongue hanging out in anticipation

 

:-Y A quiet aside

 

8-| Eyes wide with surprise

 

>-

 

&-| Tearful

 

|-{ "Good Grief!" (Charlie Brown?)

 

:-} "Thish wine tashted pretty good"

 

8-] "wow, maaan"

 

8-O "Omigod!!" (done after "rm -rf *" ?)

 

:-, "Hmmmm "

 

|~( "Someone just busted my nose"

 

:^D "Great! I like it!"

 

B-D "Serves you right, dummy!!"

 

However, if that's not enough he's found a great Arabic-translating page.

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I didn't actually type all that text dude!

 

My three favourites are:

 

:-{} user has a mustache

 

\ :) user shaved one of his eye brows off this morning

 

@= user is pro-nuclear war

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Well, I would have simply done a link to the page I found them on, but the rest of the page was so indescribably boring I figured it wouldn't be fair to expose anybody else to it. I copied and pasted.

 

Wierdly,when it pasted, whatever powers these forums added the yellow faces automatically. :!:

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Hmmm, i go with forums. Fori sounds like an insult that used to be hurled at my brother.

Elvismiggell. Strike me down and i will become more powerful than you can ever imagine...

 

Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la

Not gone, merely marching far away

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Okay then. It was my artist's impression of a Darth Vader emoticon. The closest I could get to anything resembling him, in emoticon terms, that is.

 

Oh, and by the way: I do think you're dweebie. :lol:

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I hope you're referring to my emoticon and not to the open air.

 

I'm more or less planning to beat you at giffing as well. Nevertheless, I don't think that anyone has created a Darth Vader emoticon yet....

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I don't understand why the @ makes him pro nuclear war?

Elvismiggell. Strike me down and i will become more powerful than you can ever imagine...

 

Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la

Not gone, merely marching far away

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I don't understand why the @ makes him pro nuclear war?

 

Here we go Miggeldude:

1. Tilt you head sideways to the left

2. Look at the symbol again: @=

 

See the mushroom?

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Aha! Sorry, I rather dumbly thought that the = was a um =, and not part of the sign!

Elvismiggell. Strike me down and i will become more powerful than you can ever imagine...

 

Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la

Not gone, merely marching far away

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Elvis, after seeing the mushroom you no longer need to have your head tilted to the left.

Perhaps I'll add it to my signature.

Sure he could have a SSD, or a DS. Agaisnt Ewoks' I'd use a couple of nukes, then the SSD and last the SSD to killl of the radioactive-mutated Ewoks...

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