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I actually stumbled across a site that had some, thus I am using my necromancer power to revive this thread.

 

Be warned...some of these are bad. Read bad.

Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side!

 

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"Date, or date not -- there is no 'let's just friends be'." :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

Probably my favorite one off of that site! Haha!

12/14/07

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Dark Helmet: Druish princesses are often attracted to money and power and I have both and you know it...

"In the future it will become easier for old negatives to become lost and be 'replaced' by new altered negatives. This would be a great loss to our society. Our cultural history must not be allowed to be rewritten." - George Lucas, 1988. [u.S. Congressional hearing testimony on film preservation.]

 

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"Its too dangerous with all the sand people around... you should stay with me." :wink:

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"Let's make like Darth Vader and do some heavy breathing."

 

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"Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battlestation... ::drops pants:: ... You may fire when ready commander!"

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maby youd like to see my star desrtyer and death stars

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wow.. thats the biggest avatar I've seen in my life... i think someone needs to read the "read this first" thread...

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together."

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There fixed

 

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There fixed

 

Winer

 

Emm.. that's the wrong attitude for a newbie, matey. You may have noticed your last avatar completely borked the boards on account of it being virtually 800x600 in size. Your latest one (i've just adblocked again) is still doing it on account of it's size. In your profile, where you change your avatar, there's the following little piece of guidance:

Displays a small graphic image below your details in posts. Only one image can be displayed at a time, its width can be no greater than 80 pixels, the height no greater than 80 pixels

 

I think this is what JH was pointing out.

 

Whilst we're a pretty laid back bunch, your avatar's are corrupting the board's layout. Play ball, and you'll win friends! :)

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There fixed

 

Winer

 

 

You calling me a lush?? :? I really don't drink much wine.. and i dont think thats a word...

or wait.. i know.. you meant winner huh?? cuz.. i do win at a lot..

or.. wait.. did you mean weiner? I'm not a hot dog.. i know that much..

 

or.. I know... you meant whiner didn't you?

 

I dont have the diplomacy skills of J, but if you are going to start calling people names around here within your first 24 hours of being a member... perhaps you should learn to spell it correctly first, ok buddy? And perhaps maybe you shouldn't try to insult someone over what is Forum Policy too eh? That just MIGHT get you a warm welcome from some of us.

 

Oh.. and by the way.. thats still a little on the large size... I know one of our other members had something around the same size once and he was told to change it.. and changed it out of something your unfamiliar with... COURTESY...

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There fixed

 

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pardon my ruduness 2 things please dont call me a newbie it will make me irratable like iwas win posted the latter and who says matey the dont even say that in pirate movies any more no offence meant of course i think my avatas about the righ sise now but i cant make any smaller now you see mandalorian deplomacy pardon any grammatical or spelling errors

 

Emm.. that's the wrong attitude for a newbie, matey. You may have noticed your last avatar completely borked the boards on account of it being virtually 800x600 in size. Your latest one (i've just adblocked again) is still doing it on account of it's size. In your profile, where you change your avatar, there's the following little piece of guidance:

Displays a small graphic image below your details in posts. Only one image can be displayed at a time, its width can be no greater than 80 pixels, the height no greater than 80 pixels

 

I think this is what JH was pointing out.

 

Whilst we're a pretty laid back bunch, your avatar's are corrupting the board's layout. Play ball, and you'll win friends! :)

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Very diplomatic, J. Otherwise I'm going to have to bring out the ol' peacemaker :twisted:

 

Or, it's modern equivalent 8O:P

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pardon my ruduness 2 things please dont call me a newbie it will make me irratable like iwas win posted the latter and who says matey the dont even say that in pirate movies any more no offence meant of course i think my avatas about the righ sise now but i cant make any smaller now you see mandalorian deplomacy pardon any grammatical or spelling errors

 

anyone else remember that Griff / Pellaeon guy? This newb kinda reminds me of him.... seems to me that insulting J is not necessarily a wise move..

 

 

sigh

 

Dude... Real >> Imaginary :roll: Not sure if you'd survive a gun fight with nothing in your hands there....

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pardon my ruduness 2 things please dont call me a newbie it will make me irratable like iwas win posted the latter and who says matey the dont even say that in pirate movies any more no offence meant of course i think my avatas about the righ sise now but i cant make any smaller now you see mandalorian deplomacy pardon any grammatical or spelling errors

 

anyone else remember that Griff / Pellaeon guy? This newb kinda reminds me of him.... seems to me that insulting J is not necessarily a wise move..

 

 

sigh

 

Dude... Real >> Imaginary :roll: Not sure if you'd survive a gun fight with nothing in your hands there....

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g218/Wulfsievers/guns/163500_large.jpg here ya go

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pardon my ruduness 2 things please dont call me a newbie it will make me irratable like iwas win posted the latter and who says matey the dont even say that in pirate movies any more no offence meant of course i think my avatas about the righ sise now but i cant make any smaller now you see mandalorian deplomacy pardon any grammatical or spelling errors

 

anyone else remember that Griff / Pellaeon guy? This newb kinda reminds me of him.... seems to me that insulting J is not necessarily a wise move..

 

 

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look pal i apoligized and you insult my intelligence the arrogance

 

Dude... Real >> Imaginary :roll: Not sure if you'd survive a gun fight with nothing in your hands there....

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pardon my ruduness 2 things please dont call me a newbie it will make me irratable like iwas win posted the latter and who says matey the dont even say that in pirate movies any more no offence meant of course i think my avatas about the righ sise now but i cant make any smaller now you see mandalorian deplomacy pardon any grammatical or spelling errors

 

I take it English isn't then your first language? :lol:

 

Emm.. go on then, be irritable. :)

 

Generally, when you start posting in a new web community you've just joined, you do stuff like try and fit in, which you seem unable to do. Membership of this site is a privilege, not a right.

 

I think i'll send a little PM to the webmaster to keep an eye on you.

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some one rembers not the golden rule due unto oter as you whish dun unto you

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Oh my. :lol:

 

Mandalore, is that the first forum you are visiting?

 

If yes, at first allways read the Forum FAQ or the Boardrules. Following these rules would make life easier for everyone. Especially the moderators and the administrators, who take care of the forum. Than make sure that you´re allways nice to everyone or the administrator will delete your account. Which will make you unable to post anything in here.

 

If you are posting something, than make sure that it makes any sense. Too much posting in too many topics would look like spamming. If you are quoting someone, add your post after the quote-sign, so everybody can see what your answer is.

 

Allright now?;)

 

So let´s try again.

Who cares at all?! :roll:
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Hey Jahled, this must be what you meant by "a teenager 'and how cool they obviously are' when to the rest of the adult world, we simply see someone being a prat" from the Things I hate about Star Wars thread. :lol:

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Mandalore, you're butchering of the English language is causing my physical pain. Over many years this language has been refined into something that can be used effectively to communicate. While considerably more complex grammatically and verbally than most languages, proper spelling should not be beyond you, and it should at least be possible to couple a series of words you have typed together into their equivelant in speech.

 

You, however, have simply posted a collection of formless, orderless words, most of which are spelled incorrectly, in large paragraphs, ranging from vaguely insulting to downright insolent. If you don't enjoy the company of the people on the forum, you would likely do well not to frequent the forums. You would also do well to learn how to reply to multiple persons in a single post.

 

If you read nothing else in this post, please read this: Grow a brain, and make sure that it has some manners built in.

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