International Earth-Destruction Advisory Board

[Evaders99]

http://qntm.org/board

I think they're serious.. its scary

 

http://qntm.org/files/board/current.png

[Mitth_raw_nuruodo]

That's a pretty neat site E. Thanks for the link.

[DarthTofu]

Er, why do we need a button to tell us if the world is gone? Won't we kind of be dead? I read a bit of it- if the moon has gone rocketing off, won't it be incredibly obvious as the tides change dramatically and I start to drown?

[SOCL]

Tofu would drown.

 

 

Um...I think it's a satire on the Homeland Security color-coded alert system.

[Grand_Admiral_Thrawn]

Very interesting, though I'm inclined to agree with SOCL. I think it's a satire. Adding it to my sig though.

[SOCL]

Very interesting, though I'm inclined to agree with SOCL. I think it's a satire. Adding it to my sig though.

Oh, dammit, GAT! Where the hell have you been? Good to see you again!

[Grand_Admiral_Thrawn]

I've been popping in and out, just haven't seen a topic that I thought needed some sanity added to it . Good to see you back SOCL.

[SOCL]

I've been popping in and out, just haven't seen a topic that I thought needed some sanity added to it . Good to see you back SOCL.

As always, your blue font prevents me from being able to read what you see as clearly as I desire.

 

Oh, jeez, and no special insignia yet? I'm surprised!

 

 

Oh...um...on the topic...

 

It has to be satire it just...well, doesn't make sense. Then again, Pat Roberston doesn't make any sense and he has a television show and more money most people can count.

[Evaders99]

The whole "How to destroy the Earth" article that goes with it ain't bad either

http://qntm.org/destroy

[Mitth_raw_nuruodo]

I loved that one!!!

[Underdog]

I feel so much safer now that i know the earth is not destroyed

[Guest Scathane]

The whole "How to destroy the Earth" article that goes with it ain't bad either

http://qntm.org/destroy

Very nice! Anyway, this must be satire...

[Mad78]

Great site but has to be a sattire.

[Defender_16]

2. Sucked into a microscopic black hole

You will need: a microscopic black hole.

Someone's been reading some Larry Niven short stories.

 

I like this one.

 

Torn a new one

You will need: about half as much patience

 

Method: Recent experimental results seem to show that the expansion of the universe is not slowing as one might imagine it would. In fact, the expansion is accelerating. It's a bit early to say with confidence why this is happening, though phrases like "dark matter" and "phantom energy" pop up pretty frequently, but anyway, it's conjectured that if the ratio w of dark energy pressure to dark energy density in the universe is negative enough (buh?), then the universe would expand, accelerating in its expansion until it was ripped apart at the seams. To quote Wikipedia's entry: "First the galaxies would be separated from each other, then gravity would be too weak to hold individual galaxies together. Approximately three months before the end, solar systems will be gravitationally unbound. In the last minutes, stars and planets will come apart, and atoms will be destroyed a fraction of a second before the end of time." Cool, eh?

 

Earth's final resting place: HAH! If I knew that, I wouldn't need aftershave.

 

Feasibility rating: 8/10. Likely. Assumes the Big Rip theory is correct, which it probably is, but might not be.

 

Earliest feasible completion date: AD 20,000,000,000, assuming w = -3/2 (could vary)

 

Source: a theory proposed by Robert R. Caldwell, Marc Kamionkowski, and Nevin N. Weinberg in February 2003. Read it here (PDF warning! Also, dense, difficult physics!). Brought to my attention by Jonah Safar and nanite.

[Mitth_raw_nuruodo]

That one looks like fun!

[AdmiralFishface]

*rolls around on the floor laughing*

 

Those guys are awesome!

[The_Dane]

Did they read a bit too much Douglas Adams???

 

I am just so relived to see that the colourcode is still green.

I kinda like this place...

[DarthTex]

Normally one would blow the "dust" off of old threads before posting. But it seems the thread has been blown away with the dust This is going to take some getting used to ... posting to 5 month old topics that is. At least some of Tofu's controversial topics are dead Maybe I'll do the "cached page" search for some of the "good" missing topics.

 

And to stay on topic: Someone mark this thread and post an update when the code changes from "Green" to "Red"

[Defender_16]

Hey does GAT still have the world destruction status in his Sig?

[The_Dane]

Normally one would blow the "dust" off of old threads before posting.

 

WHOOPS... I didn't see that the last entry was from April

[tacoJoemeru]

Ow i want one of those! And what about the doomsday clock as well.... Edited September 20, 2006 by tacoJoemeru

[Mitth_raw_nuruodo]

And to stay on topic: Someone mark this thread and post an update when the code changes from "Green" to "Red"

Hey does GAT still have the world destruction status in his Sig?

I think that GAT should be the one to let us know. He is, after all, the one w/ the status in his sig.

[JediHunter]

Would there not be a better way?.. lol.. like.. look out the window.. and if you dont see the ground... then the earth be gone!!! ... lol

[Mitth_raw_nuruodo]

That's too easy though.

[DarthTex]

Would there not be a better way?.. lol.. like.. look out the window.. and if you dont see the ground... then the earth be gone!!! ... lol

I don't have a window when I'm at work , therefore I'll have to depend on GAT to keep me "in the loop"