SWR Staff - Executive Evaders99 Posted April 4, 2006 SWR Staff - Executive Share Posted April 4, 2006 http://qntm.org/boardI think they're serious.. its scary http://qntm.org/files/board/current.png Evaders99http://swrebellion.com/images/banners/rebellionbanner02or6.gif Webmasterhttp://swrebellion.com/images/banners/swcicuserbar.png Administrator Fighting is terrible, but not as terrible as losing the will to fight.- SW:Rebellion Network - Evaders Squadron Coding -The cake is a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitth_raw_nuruodo Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 That's a pretty neat site E. Thanks for the link. Chaos, Panic, Disorder, Destruction.....My work here is done. Grand AKmiralCommander-in-Chief of BEAK Forces(CINCBEAK) BEAK Imperium"To BEAK is Divine!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Er, why do we need a button to tell us if the world is gone? Won't we kind of be dead? I read a bit of it- if the moon has gone rocketing off, won't it be incredibly obvious as the tides change dramatically and I start to drown? 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOCL Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Tofu would drown. Um...I think it's a satire on the Homeland Security color-coded alert system. SOCL: Putting the BE in BEAK.Read the Forum Rules - Welcome the New Members - Rebellion Reloaded - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand_Admiral_Thrawn Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Very interesting, though I'm inclined to agree with SOCL. I think it's a satire. Adding it to my sig though. History is on the move, Captain. Those who cannot keep up with it will be left behind, to watch from a distance. And those who stand in our way will not watch at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOCL Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Very interesting, though I'm inclined to agree with SOCL. I think it's a satire. Adding it to my sig though.Oh, dammit, GAT! Where the hell have you been? Good to see you again! SOCL: Putting the BE in BEAK.Read the Forum Rules - Welcome the New Members - Rebellion Reloaded - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand_Admiral_Thrawn Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 I've been popping in and out, just haven't seen a topic that I thought needed some sanity added to it . Good to see you back SOCL. History is on the move, Captain. Those who cannot keep up with it will be left behind, to watch from a distance. And those who stand in our way will not watch at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOCL Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 I've been popping in and out, just haven't seen a topic that I thought needed some sanity added to it . Good to see you back SOCL. As always, your blue font prevents me from being able to read what you see as clearly as I desire. Oh, jeez, and no special insignia yet? I'm surprised! Oh...um...on the topic... It has to be satire it just...well, doesn't make sense. Then again, Pat Roberston doesn't make any sense and he has a television show and more money most people can count. SOCL: Putting the BE in BEAK.Read the Forum Rules - Welcome the New Members - Rebellion Reloaded - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWR Staff - Executive Evaders99 Posted April 5, 2006 Author SWR Staff - Executive Share Posted April 5, 2006 The whole "How to destroy the Earth" article that goes with it ain't bad eitherhttp://qntm.org/destroy Evaders99http://swrebellion.com/images/banners/rebellionbanner02or6.gif Webmasterhttp://swrebellion.com/images/banners/swcicuserbar.png Administrator Fighting is terrible, but not as terrible as losing the will to fight.- SW:Rebellion Network - Evaders Squadron Coding -The cake is a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitth_raw_nuruodo Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 I loved that one!!! Chaos, Panic, Disorder, Destruction.....My work here is done. Grand AKmiralCommander-in-Chief of BEAK Forces(CINCBEAK) BEAK Imperium"To BEAK is Divine!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underdog Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 I feel so much safer now that i know the earth is not destroyed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scathane Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 The whole "How to destroy the Earth" article that goes with it ain't bad eitherhttp://qntm.org/destroy Very nice! Anyway, this must be satire... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Great site but has to be a sattire. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defender_16 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 2. Sucked into a microscopic black holeYou will need: a microscopic black hole.Someone's been reading some Larry Niven short stories. I like this one. Torn a new oneYou will need: about half as much patience Method: Recent experimental results seem to show that the expansion of the universe is not slowing as one might imagine it would. In fact, the expansion is accelerating. It's a bit early to say with confidence why this is happening, though phrases like "dark matter" and "phantom energy" pop up pretty frequently, but anyway, it's conjectured that if the ratio w of dark energy pressure to dark energy density in the universe is negative enough (buh?), then the universe would expand, accelerating in its expansion until it was ripped apart at the seams. To quote Wikipedia's entry: "First the galaxies would be separated from each other, then gravity would be too weak to hold individual galaxies together. Approximately three months before the end, solar systems will be gravitationally unbound. In the last minutes, stars and planets will come apart, and atoms will be destroyed a fraction of a second before the end of time." Cool, eh? Earth's final resting place: HAH! If I knew that, I wouldn't need aftershave. Feasibility rating: 8/10. Likely. Assumes the Big Rip theory is correct, which it probably is, but might not be. Earliest feasible completion date: AD 20,000,000,000, assuming w = -3/2 (could vary) Source: a theory proposed by Robert R. Caldwell, Marc Kamionkowski, and Nevin N. Weinberg in February 2003. Read it here (PDF warning! Also, dense, difficult physics!). Brought to my attention by Jonah Safar and nanite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitth_raw_nuruodo Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 That one looks like fun! Chaos, Panic, Disorder, Destruction.....My work here is done. Grand AKmiralCommander-in-Chief of BEAK Forces(CINCBEAK) BEAK Imperium"To BEAK is Divine!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdmiralFishface Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 *rolls around on the floor laughing* Those guys are awesome! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/RiesstiuIV/Krempel/trapaure.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Dane Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Did they read a bit too much Douglas Adams??? I am just so relived to see that the colourcode is still green.I kinda like this place... "If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTex Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Normally one would blow the "dust" off of old threads before posting. But it seems the thread has been blown away with the dust This is going to take some getting used to ... posting to 5 month old topics that is. At least some of Tofu's controversial topics are dead Maybe I'll do the "cached page" search for some of the "good" missing topics. And to stay on topic: Someone mark this thread and post an update when the code changes from "Green" to "Red" Finally, after years of hard work I am the Supreme Sith Warlord! Muwhahahaha!! What?? What do you mean "there's only two of us"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defender_16 Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Hey does GAT still have the world destruction status in his Sig? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Dane Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Normally one would blow the "dust" off of old threads before posting. WHOOPS... I didn't see that the last entry was from April "If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tacoJoemeru Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 (edited) Ow i want one of those! And what about the doomsday clock as well.... Edited September 20, 2006 by tacoJoemeru "The Chimaera is at your command, Admiral." —Captain Gilad Pellaeon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitth_raw_nuruodo Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 And to stay on topic: Someone mark this thread and post an update when the code changes from "Green" to "Red"Hey does GAT still have the world destruction status in his Sig?I think that GAT should be the one to let us know. He is, after all, the one w/ the status in his sig. Chaos, Panic, Disorder, Destruction.....My work here is done. Grand AKmiralCommander-in-Chief of BEAK Forces(CINCBEAK) BEAK Imperium"To BEAK is Divine!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediHunter Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Would there not be a better way?.. lol.. like.. look out the window.. and if you dont see the ground... then the earth be gone!!! ... lol "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together."http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j34/akira9949/4297_image.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitth_raw_nuruodo Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 That's too easy though. Chaos, Panic, Disorder, Destruction.....My work here is done. Grand AKmiralCommander-in-Chief of BEAK Forces(CINCBEAK) BEAK Imperium"To BEAK is Divine!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTex Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Would there not be a better way?.. lol.. like.. look out the window.. and if you dont see the ground... then the earth be gone!!! ... lolI don't have a window when I'm at work , therefore I'll have to depend on GAT to keep me "in the loop" Finally, after years of hard work I am the Supreme Sith Warlord! Muwhahahaha!! What?? What do you mean "there's only two of us"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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