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Pwned and pwnt are a netural de-volution from owned through leet speak.

 

It would seem the true origin of pwned might remain a mystery. I'd say pwned has been adopted into l33t speak, and not created with.

The origin of the term is controversial and many claim to have invented it. Due to its nature, the error is most likely to have occured in several places at the same time, similar to the discovery of the J/ψ. The term may have originated from the relative proximity of the letter 'p' of pwned to the 'o' of owned. There are also theories of the term meaning pistol-owned and this is certainly used in particular circles. Another theory is that if you remove the verticle line on a 'p', it leaves the shape of an 'o'.

 

Something that was brought to my attention the other day while playing CSS with some old timers, was a instead of calling "owned!" for something extreme like a multiple knifing or team take down etc., was "pure ownage".

Perhaps that was abreviated to pwnage and pwned? I guess we will never know . . . . . 8)

 

Use of the 'P' in owned began long before World of Warcraft came out.

 

If this is in reference to what I said earlier, note that I didn't say World of Warcraft - just Warcraft, as in the original :wink:

It also outdates Counterstrike (hense again, Warcraft - old school gaming, ah the old days :roll: )

 

EDIT: Muahahahah, I finally get to read the Leet speak Wiki. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leet

 

Noooooooo!!!!!! 8O

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This (poor) lady thinks she's driving through a puddle ...

 

 

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It's actually a sinkhole! 8O

 

 

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:lol::lol::lol: Great one Tex!

 

This is what happens if you are not careful about how much you drink:

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lol, very nice Tex and Mad... I'll have to break out the kitten one off of my other compy. I'll edit this post to include it when I find the thing...

12/14/07

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Nice ones guys :lol:

 

McOwned:

http://www.greenpeace.org/raw/image_full/international/photosvideos/photos/ronald-mcdonald-is-arrested-in.jpg

 

Speaking of drunks:

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http://www.shs.lane.edu/webdesign/ryall/drunk%20cat.jpg

 

 

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And this has always been a favourite of mine :lol:

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:lol: Nice one TF.

 

Though i hope that poor thing managed to get out okay.

 

Hehe, I originally saved that one to use as an avatar, but after finding out about Jahled's kitten issues and all... Actually, come to think of it, I don't know if the man loves or hates kittens or what the story is on that...

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Why I'm an atheist: http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/church.jpg

 

(If anyone tries convert me because of this I will kill them)

 

Edit: When it absolutely positively has to be there overnight, you're screwed!

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lol, nice... And now the kitten I promised:

 

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YOU EVIL, EVIL, nay extremely EVIL fiend! Most of us stroke young kittens making stupid purring sounds. You. You shuve yours in a finnished pint glass. Twisted. Why, you're almost as screwed up as me; perhaps you to live with a feline-fiendmaster who gets up to allsorts of demonic and horrible things. I share your anguish. I weep for your tormented soul. Tears are streaming down my cheeks for your wakefull-hell. But I understand.

 

*makes tissue into plane and throws across Atlantic*

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I still think my old avatar http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/kitty.gif kicked ass as far as kitten pics go...

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/mayday.jpg:lol: Gotta love this one...

12/14/07

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1995 Darwin Awards Winner

 

The Arizona Highway Patrol were mystified when they came upon a pile of smoldering wreckage embedded in the side of a cliff rising above the road at the apex of a curve. The metal debris resembled the site of an airplane crash, but it turned out to be the vaporized remains of an automobile. The make of the vehicle was unidentifiable at the scene.

 

The folks in the lab finally figured out what it was, and pieced together the events that led up to its demise.

 

It seems that a former Air Force sergeant had somehow got hold of a JATO (Jet Assisted Take-Off) unit. JATO units are solid fuel rockets used to give heavy military transport airplanes an extra push for take-off from short airfields.

 

Dried desert lakebeds are the location of choice for breaking the world ground vehicle speed record. The sergeant took the JATO unit into the Arizona desert and found a long, straight stretch of road. He attached the JATO unit to his car, jumped in, accelerated to a high speed, and fired off the rocket.

 

The facts, as best as could be determined, are as follows:

 

The operator was driving a 1967 Chevy Impala. He ignited the JATO unit approximately 3.9 miles from the crash site. This was established by the location of a prominently scorched and melted strip of asphalt. The vehicle quickly reached a speed of between 250 and 300 mph and continued at that speed, under full power, for an additional 20-25 seconds. The soon-to-be pilot experienced G-forces usually reserved for dog-fighting F-14 jocks under full afterburners.

 

The Chevy remained on the straight highway for approximately 2.6 miles (15-20 seconds) before the driver applied the brakes, completely melting them, blowing the tires, and leaving thick rubber marks on the road surface. The vehicle then became airborne for an additional 1.3 miles, impacted the cliff face at a height of 125 feet, and left a blackened crater 3 feet deep in the rock.

 

Most of the driver's remains were not recovered; however, small fragments of bone, teeth, and hair were extracted from the crater, and fingernail and bone shards were removed from a piece of debris believed to be a portion of the steering wheel.

 

Ironically a still-legible bumper sticker was found, reading

"How do you like my driving? Dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT."

 

PZOWNED!

 

Here is a nice kitten pic.

Gah! It punched me!

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Heheh, I want to go out like that... With a big bang and something that makes people go "Heheh, I want to go out like that... With big bang and something that makes people go "Heheh, I want to go out like that... with a big bang and something that makes people go... :lol:

 

Edit: Jedi Ownage

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And sibling rivalry: http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/owned-baby.jpg

 

And we all remember the olymips, right? This is even worse than that little high dive issue: http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/dive.jpg

 

Yet another reason not to play soccer: http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/soccerownage.jpg

 

... Or football: http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/ouch.jpg

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Not mine... but if anyone has any handy gif compression tricks to get this below 120K in size so I can use it as a CS:S spray please tell me.

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Unlike you, I actually made this one...

 

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