Mitth_raw_nuruodo Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Because it's the desert and you're liable to die if you don't prepare properly. On top of that the heat shimmer would probably cause you to get lost. Chaos, Panic, Disorder, Destruction.....My work here is done. Grand AKmiralCommander-in-Chief of BEAK Forces(CINCBEAK) BEAK Imperium"To BEAK is Divine!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted February 1, 2006 Author Share Posted February 1, 2006 (edited) Because it's the desert and you're liable to die if you don't prepare properly. On top of that the heat shimmer would probably cause you to get lost. No, actually, its because the Sahara desert has sub-zero temperatures in those time periods. It quite literally snows and can cause hypothermia and what-not. Imagine being lost in the Sahara and discovering a body with frostbite that died of dehydration lying in a spot full of snow! @Scath- Incredibly enough I told your riddle to a friend at school and she got it first time through in no time flat. She apparently didn't even notice that the pattern was going in halves and only saw the spelling side of it. Bloody impressive. Some of my other friends were ripping out their hair in frustration... And still nobody has an answer to my riddle. So I'll go ahead and say it: The answer really is in the riddle. Its written in black at the very end- you have to highlight it! I know, that was low of me to give you that misleading clue, but... Yeah. If you can't get it, are bad at riddles, or just really want the answer, highlight the original riddle. Now then, a new one in poetry form to be stated by a male whilst indicating a male portrait on the wall:Brothers and sisters have I noneBut this person's fatherIs my father's son. Who is the portrait of? Edited February 1, 2006 by DarthTofu 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitth_raw_nuruodo Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 The guy who's talking. Chaos, Panic, Disorder, Destruction.....My work here is done. Grand AKmiralCommander-in-Chief of BEAK Forces(CINCBEAK) BEAK Imperium"To BEAK is Divine!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted February 1, 2006 Author Share Posted February 1, 2006 Good job, Mitth. 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scathane Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 No, actually, its because the Sahara desert has sub-zero temperatures in those time periods. It quite literally snows and can cause hypothermia and what-not. Imagine being lost in the Sahara and discovering a body with frostbite that died of dehydration lying in a spot full of snow! The Sahara has sub-zero temperatures at 2 o'clock in the day?! The answer really is in the riddle. Its written in black at the very end- you have to highlight it! Which riddle was that? Now then, a new one in poetry form to be stated by a male whilst indicating a male portrait on the wall:Brothers and sisters have I noneBut this person's fatherIs my father's son. Who is the portrait of? The man himself... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Here is a dumb joke for you all. A guy: Do you want pills to be cleverer?another guy: sure.-here you go.the other guy pops one of the pills into his mouth.-Wait these are only sweets!-See its already making effect. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted February 1, 2006 Author Share Posted February 1, 2006 ... What? @Scath the riddle was my "What herb will heal all non-lethal wounds?" (The answer is: Thyme! Time heals all wounds and thyme is pronounced the same as time in English!) Also, yes, the Sahara does have subzero temperatures at night. Look it up and you will see that I am correct- saw it on an episode of Reading Rainbow when I was six and managed to retain the information up until now... Ahh, there it goes, straight out of my ear and onto a small puddle of goo on the floor! 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krytos Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Also, yes, the Sahara does have subzero temperatures at night. Ah, Tofu - look at the time that Scath wrote The Sahara has sub-zero temperatures at 2 o'clock in the day?! BTW, do you guys know why you shouldn't be out in the Sahara between 12 and 2 pm? He was talking about during the day, not at night http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1778/reloadedbannerdu8.gifhttp://img152.imageshack.us/img152/1333/3dartistbanneranimationws1.gifhttp://img154.imageshack.us/img154/4026/rebellionbannerdi2.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinochick Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Here is a video that made me laugh http://www.dinochick.com/dc_saber_banner_02.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scathane Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 He was talking about during the day, not at night Thanx, Kryt, I'm glad we got that out of the way... Well then, does anyone know why you shouldn't be out in the Sahara between 12 and 2 pm? Here is a video that made me laugh It tells me I should download IE6... Unfortunately, I have IE7 or FF1.5.0.1... Apparently I'm too advanced for this video... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinochick Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Here is a video that made me laugh It tells me I should download IE6... Unfortunately, I have IE7 or FF1.5.0.1... Apparently I'm too advanced for this video... LOL, to bad, its funny! http://www.dinochick.com/dc_saber_banner_02.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 I use Firefox on a mac and can't be botherede downloading IE. Pity. Here is a video that made me laughNow you know how they make Hardcore techno http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted February 2, 2006 Author Share Posted February 2, 2006 ... That's just nasty, Mad... Your site keeps trying to sell me porn, too... Note to self: Never open your links when anyone is nearby... 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Not my fault if they try to sell porn. I just find the videos hilarious http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defender_16 Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 Would this fit better under the joke thread or the owned thread? You decide. http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,17644830-13762,00.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted February 3, 2006 Author Share Posted February 3, 2006 HAHAHA! Oh, it sucks to be him... Reminds me of an old episode of Dark Angel I was watching on the compy the other day... One of the characters thinks he's fallen in love with the right women, 'cept it turns out she was a guy who had a sex change... He's fine with this somehow, until it turns out that the he/she is a lesbian. 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 Imagine if he hadn't been told! http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Rob Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 That's just ridiculous! Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side! My Website http://fp.profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/pid/BigBadBob113.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defender_16 Posted February 4, 2006 Share Posted February 4, 2006 North Dakota Found To Be Harboring Nuclear Missiles. http://www.theonion.com/content/node/27654 US Troops debate Iraq exit strategy. http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43693 EDIT:And more... http://www.theonion.com/content/node/44892 Rofl EDIT2: Brilliant! http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted February 4, 2006 Share Posted February 4, 2006 Very nice site. Now that is news! http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted February 25, 2006 Author Share Posted February 25, 2006 To bring this back to life, I have another joke courtesy of Steven Wreight. "I have a friend who's in jail for counterfitting pennys. I told him not to, but he wouldn't listen. I kept telling him it wasn't worth it!" 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 I don't get it. A funny car advert http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted February 25, 2006 Author Share Posted February 25, 2006 Seen it. Okay, since I assume you use differant currancy from the U.S. I'll explain that joke to you, Mad. A penny is the lowest level of currancy in the US: It is worth one cent. One hundred cents=one dollar, you can buy stuff with dollars, but nothing here is one cent. Thus you would want to counterfit things such as twenty dollar bills, not pennies, because it would take 20,000 pennies to equal one twenty dollar bill. Therfor counterfitting pennies literally isn't worth it. 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defender_16 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 I don't get it. A funny car advert I don't get screamers either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Seen it. Okay, since I assume you use differant currancy from the U.S. I'll explain that joke to you, Mad. A penny is the lowest level of currancy in the US: It is worth one cent. One hundred cents=one dollar, you can buy stuff with dollars, but nothing here is one cent. Thus you would want to counterfit things such as twenty dollar bills, not pennies, because it would take 20,000 pennies to equal one twenty dollar bill. Therfor counterfitting pennies literally isn't worth it.I got that far... Guess I just don't find it funny. Clever but not highly funny. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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