DarthTofu Posted January 29, 2006 Author Share Posted January 29, 2006 Wait, I think I have Wraith's riddle- is it a lever with a fulcrum very near one end? On one end yout rade length for force meaning that you push down over a great distance to lift something with less efforet, but on the other side you trade force for length and must apply a great deal of energy to barely lift something. Am I right? 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadSamaritan Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 Wait, I think I have Wraith's riddle- is it a lever with a fulcrum very near one end? On one end yout rade length for force meaning that you push down over a great distance to lift something with less efforet, but on the other side you trade force for length and must apply a great deal of energy to barely lift something. Am I right? Wow, and I though I had to much time n my hands. I once knew a great man. Nothing got to him, and he always smiled. May he forever rest in peace, knowing fully well that his freinds shall remember him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WraithOne Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 The answer to the riddle is in the riddle. As for that elephant joke, I heard that on an episode of Sincities the other night. There was one other bad joke but I couldn't remember it. I like the new sig, Wraith!  Thanks. I thought it was quite neat. If a tree falls in the forest, quit staring at it and move out of the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 The answer to the riddle is: heavyIf you spell heavy backwards it doesn't read heavy anymore http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitth_raw_nuruodo Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 You right-brained freaks. Chaos, Panic, Disorder, Destruction.....My work here is done. Â Grand AKmiralCommander-in-Chief of BEAK Forces(CINCBEAK) BEAK Imperium"To BEAK is Divine!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WraithOne Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 Not quite right Mad, but on the right trail. If a tree falls in the forest, quit staring at it and move out of the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted January 29, 2006 Author Share Posted January 29, 2006 You right-brained freaks. hehe, you're never going to hear a normal person say that! Hmm... I still like my lever idea- it technically works... So we're looking for a palendrome, sort of? A Man a plan a canal panamA. Spell it in reverse and you get the same... Hmm, so is it a short word or a long one, and is it one used regularly or one which is obscure? Also, is 'heavy' being used in the sense of weight, or perhaps density? ... Must come up with my own riddle/joke to contribute some time after this one is done... Mayhaps this one: What herb will cure all non-lethal wounds? thyme 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadSamaritan Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 What herb will cure all non-lethal wounds? My first guess was marijuana. But that is the answer every former pothead will give you. I once knew a great man. Nothing got to him, and he always smiled. May he forever rest in peace, knowing fully well that his freinds shall remember him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scathane Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 With regard to the elephant joke: Do you guys also know why elephants have trunks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defender_16 Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 (edited) So they can better reach the trees? EDIT: Hey, I had just woke up, not all there yet. Edited January 30, 2006 by Defender_16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted January 30, 2006 Author Share Posted January 30, 2006 T carry their baggage, duh! 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scathane Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 No, smartlunch! Because sheep don't come with strings! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Scathz stop. You daft droid! By the way i found the answer to the riddle!The answer is a ton (for the total idiots out there, 1000 kilos).forward its a ton (ie heavy) backwards its not. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted January 30, 2006 Author Share Posted January 30, 2006 *Groans* Should've seen that! Anyway, here's my riddle again: What herb will heal all non-lethal wounds? thyme  As in everyone else's case, the answer is in the riddle, though not in the way you might be expecting it to be. 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WraithOne Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Good job Mad.  No, smartlunch! Because sheep don't come with strings!  Scath that was freekin' hilarious.  As for Tofu's riddle I was thinking aloe vera, but then I don't think that's an herb. If a tree falls in the forest, quit staring at it and move out of the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted January 30, 2006 Author Share Posted January 30, 2006 (edited) I found another joke in reader's digest that is garunteed to make you all groan! (BTW, the answer really isin the riddle... Though just looking won't help )Â Anyways: Feeling horrible, and alligator goes to the veteranarian. When asked what's wrong he replies that he is having difficulty hunting and getting motivated. The doctor nods and hands him some pills which he says are very similar to viagra. Surprised, the gator says, "Woah, doc, it ain't that kind of problem! Why are you giving me these?"Â The doctor replies, "Well, its very simple. You see, you have a reptile dissfunction." *Falls on the floor laughing* Edited January 31, 2006 by DarthTofu 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defender_16 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/Assets/target.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted January 31, 2006 Author Share Posted January 31, 2006 http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/Assets/target.jpg evil clown... Come on, that one was funny, you have to admit it! 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitth_raw_nuruodo Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 No Tofu. We don't have to admit it's funny. I didn't find it to be so. I won't say that it wasn't funny, bc no one should ever say that. If you don't think something is funny, say 'I don't think that's funny.' Don't say 'That's not funny.' Chaos, Panic, Disorder, Destruction.....My work here is done. Â Grand AKmiralCommander-in-Chief of BEAK Forces(CINCBEAK) BEAK Imperium"To BEAK is Divine!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted January 31, 2006 Author Share Posted January 31, 2006 Mitth, are you high or something? 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitth_raw_nuruodo Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Mitth, are you high or something? Â Nope. Bored. Losing what little bit of my mind I have left. Never high though. I was just saying that I didn't find your joke to be funny. Then I shared something that I learned at a comedy/acting workshop that I went to back in HS. Perhaps I should have mentioned that in the last post. Chaos, Panic, Disorder, Destruction.....My work here is done. Â Grand AKmiralCommander-in-Chief of BEAK Forces(CINCBEAK) BEAK Imperium"To BEAK is Divine!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted January 31, 2006 Author Share Posted January 31, 2006 perhaps... Steven Wright pwns you for being funny. "I have a pair of pants just like these... 'cept that their red... With green stripes... and they're shorts..." 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scathane Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 With regard to my riddle, the codes went like this:six - threetwelve - sixeight - ? If you look at this in a different way than most of you did, you could have figured that the correct answer to eight is 5, since the word 'eight' has five letters... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadSamaritan Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 With regard to my riddle, the codes went like this:six - threetwelve - sixeight - ? If you look at this in a different way than most of you did, you could have figured that the correct answer to eight is 5, since the word 'eight' has five letters... That is how I figured it out. I once knew a great man. Nothing got to him, and he always smiled. May he forever rest in peace, knowing fully well that his freinds shall remember him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scathane Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Which is rather cool, because not many people do... BTW, do you guys know why you shouldn't be out in the Sahara between 12 and 2 pm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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