ElvisMiggell Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Tony: "Ahem. Dearly beloved, we are, gathered here today, to celebrate, the foundation of, my new role, playing game. May I welcome, George W Bush Junior, a mister Saddam Hussein, Jacques Chirac, Mister Putin, and a mister Bin Laden. I'm sure, in the spirit, of cooperation, we can all, find common, ground, about which, in the manner of, true democrats, we can pontificate for hours, without actually, saying anything, particularly important, or worthy, of note. And now, my esteemed friend, George, over, to you." -------------------------------------OOC: Come on, let's not take this seriously. Elvismiggell. Strike me down and i will become more powerful than you can ever imagine... Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWARMER Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 ooc: I want to be the Canadians, where are the Canadians i am Jean Chretien!!!! The Force is one and all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JediIgor Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Comrades, I will put this in plain words.. you let me take Georgia, I will let you take Iraq. Do we have a deal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElvisMiggell Posted February 12, 2003 Author Share Posted February 12, 2003 Tony: "Well, Mister President...since your, mister Powell has, uh, given us, such a pretty, diagram, linking, Saddam, to Al Quaeda, i feel, it is my duty, to agree to your, proposal, without bothering the rest, of Europe, or, indeed, my own populace." Elvismiggell. Strike me down and i will become more powerful than you can ever imagine... Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UntimelyDemise Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Bin Laden hobbles toward Saddam... "You infidel bastard! Give me more money!" states bin Laden. "Only if you kill more Americans!" replies Saddam. "I spit in your direction, you infidel camel-crotch!" says bin Laden. " Uhhh...hey guys...maybe you should plan your terrorism in another room..." says Schroeder and Chirac, clearly worried Bush and Blair will hear the plans. "Now, Saddam...why can't you be more like my friends Schroeder and Chirac?" says bin Laden. "But, I am Islamic!" cries Saddam. "Bah, you weak, gutless infidel...I only support you because you are Islamic and rich..." says bin Laden. Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.--Napoleon Bonaparte I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.--Robert McCloskey, State Department spokesman Support the USA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWARMER Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Jean: "Tout le monde, la paix est ce qu'on veux. vous etes tous des imbosils. le Canada ne vais pas ne supporter!!!" The Force is one and all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UntimelyDemise Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 ~~George W replies in French (translated here for convenience)~~ Well, we don't really need the Canadians, now do we? There's certainly no need to insult us, either! Tony, we should invade Canada and teach them how to at least speak English!" says Bush "Quite so...those bloody Canadians are simply unbearable!" replies Blair. The Canadian frowns and in his squeaky little voice declares "Viva Quebec!", to which several F-16s and Tornadoes bomb his arse into oblivion. Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.--Napoleon Bonaparte I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.--Robert McCloskey, State Department spokesman Support the USA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahled Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 I love a happy ending! http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWARMER Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Oh, poor canadians, we faught galliently with our army to the end all 100 troops 3 ships and 5 jets... The Force is one and all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElvisMiggell Posted February 13, 2003 Author Share Posted February 13, 2003 OOC: Yes, those hhundred strong Oompa Lumpa armies, well known for their viciousness and survivability.... Elvismiggell. Strike me down and i will become more powerful than you can ever imagine... Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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