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AH yes Ludicruous speed :twisted: thanks to the evil Spaceball Empire! That movie was a classic SW spoof (along with other movies). I'll have to pull out the old vhs cassette and watch it again.-Grand Moff Conway
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"May the swartz be with yooooooou," Call now and you will get a free Star Destroyer of your choosing as well as a Yogurt! Strawberry yogurt? No, just plain old yogurt.

But wait, there's more: Swartz in a can!

 

Conditions may apply, no Black Helmets allowed

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A classic it is indeed.

 

"Sir, we've been jammed!"

 

"Strawberry jam, I only know of one person who used Strawberry jam. Lonestar."

 

I use to watch it as much as Star Wars a few years back, right up until the tape died and I lost it :cry:

One of these days I'll get the DVD, one of these days

 

"I see your swartz is as big as mine!"

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Definitely a fan creation. Plus I think at that size it would cause some gravity problems, I mean it could hyperspace into a solar system and the planets would break out of their orbits and start heading towards the Star Destroyer. That thing is huge!

 

Anyways, reminds me of the animes and their bigass totally unrealistic battlestations :).

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Along sort of simular lines; something my dad just sent me from Canada:

 

The Universe Train

 

If each star in the known universe were represented by a grain of sand,a thimble would hold all the stars visible on a clear,dark summer night.A dump truck would contain the Milky Way,the galaxy in which the Sun is located..

To illustrate all the stars in the universe,we would need a freight train with hopper cars filled with sand.

Now imagine the train beginning to pass b yusatalevelcrossing.DIV

We count the cars as they roar past,one per second.

The minutes pass,then hours,then days.

We would have to keep count 24 hours a day for three years before the universe train completed it's pass.

The universe train would use all the sand on all the beaches on planet Earth.It would be long enough to stretch around Earth,25 times...!

 

I replied, 'thanks dad for leaving me feeling so insignificant...'

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Definitely a fan creation. Plus I think at that size it would cause some gravity problems, I mean it could hyperspace into a solar system and the planets would break out of their orbits and start heading towards the Star Destroyer. That thing is huge!

 

I wouldn't go that far. While it may actually have enough mass to have its own gravitational feild, I wouldnt say it could yank planets around. It could cause problems for Other warships though as they tried to leap into hyperspace.

 

But you have to wonder what the crew requirments of that beast would be. Im guessing in the 1-2 million range.

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The vessel is only 260 kilometers long. It probably masses about as much as both deathstars put together.

 

As for planetary population, sure, if you're talking about Tantooine.

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BadSamaritan writes:

 

I wouldn't go that far. While it may actually have enough mass to have its own gravitational feild, I wouldnt say it could yank planets around. It could cause problems for Other warships though as they tried to leap into hyperspace.

 

Nice. Free interdictor included. This thing is so big, the fighters are star destroyers. :twisted:

"May the force be with the pizza guy. I want it in less that 30 mins or less."

 

You can kill me later, thank you.

 

I want you to join KoC.

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Nice. Free interdictor included. This thing is so big, the fighters are star destroyers. :twisted:

 

I can see it now, The ISDs swarm out of it's hangers. But it's not that big.

Think of how many TIEs that thing could fit 8O

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Death Star, the Imperium is too massive and would cause an explosion in the DS Core, before crashing entirely into the superstructure.
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Speaking of fanfic ships of absurd sizes and power, I remember seeing this stupid ass Eclipse where the superlaser functioned as a gigantic lightsaber XD.

Kid+Paint+Star War= Crap...

Inventive Kid+Paint+Star Wars= Crap of unusual sizes...

"I saw the greatest minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving, hysterical, naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix." -Allen Ginnsberg, "Howl"
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Imagine, if you will, this vessel being built. The Emperor, eager to begin conquering the universe, sends it outside the galaxy, clones of the best and brightest the empire has running the show.

 

Several years into its journey, the vessel runs into the wondering Vong species. How would the Vong react to a 260 KM warship filled with an exceptionally Xenophobic crew? Would the Vong adapt quicky enough to counter the firepower of the Imperius? Or would the Imperius simply overwhelm the Vong with its sheer firepower?

 

The mystery shall last forever...

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