Paul Posted April 25, 2005 Posted April 25, 2005 AH yes Ludicruous speed thanks to the evil Spaceball Empire! That movie was a classic SW spoof (along with other movies). I'll have to pull out the old vhs cassette and watch it again.-Grand Moff Conway
Krytos Posted April 25, 2005 Posted April 25, 2005 "May the swartz be with yooooooou," Call now and you will get a free Star Destroyer of your choosing as well as a Yogurt! Strawberry yogurt? No, just plain old yogurt.But wait, there's more: Swartz in a can! Conditions may apply, no Black Helmets allowed http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1778/reloadedbannerdu8.gifhttp://img152.imageshack.us/img152/1333/3dartistbanneranimationws1.gifhttp://img154.imageshack.us/img154/4026/rebellionbannerdi2.gif
Mad78 Posted April 25, 2005 Posted April 25, 2005 Krytos!!!Schwarz in a can may be good but never forget that nothing can beat...Mr Coffee!!! http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance
Darktrooper Posted April 25, 2005 Posted April 25, 2005 A classic that movie is. "May the force be with the pizza guy. I want it in less that 30 mins or less." You can kill me later, thank you. I want you to join KoC.
Krytos Posted April 25, 2005 Posted April 25, 2005 A classic it is indeed. "Sir, we've been jammed!" "Strawberry jam, I only know of one person who used Strawberry jam. Lonestar." I use to watch it as much as Star Wars a few years back, right up until the tape died and I lost it One of these days I'll get the DVD, one of these days "I see your swartz is as big as mine!" http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1778/reloadedbannerdu8.gifhttp://img152.imageshack.us/img152/1333/3dartistbanneranimationws1.gifhttp://img154.imageshack.us/img154/4026/rebellionbannerdi2.gif
Trejiuvanat Posted April 25, 2005 Posted April 25, 2005 Did you guys know that there's a Spaceball sequel in the making? http://www.swrebellion.com/~jahled/Trej/banner.gif
Guest JediIgor Posted April 25, 2005 Posted April 25, 2005 Definitely a fan creation. Plus I think at that size it would cause some gravity problems, I mean it could hyperspace into a solar system and the planets would break out of their orbits and start heading towards the Star Destroyer. That thing is huge! Anyways, reminds me of the animes and their bigass totally unrealistic battlestations .
Jahled Posted April 26, 2005 Posted April 26, 2005 Along sort of simular lines; something my dad just sent me from Canada: The Universe Train If each star in the known universe were represented by a grain of sand,a thimble would hold all the stars visible on a clear,dark summer night.A dump truck would contain the Milky Way,the galaxy in which the Sun is located..To illustrate all the stars in the universe,we would need a freight train with hopper cars filled with sand.Now imagine the train beginning to pass b yusatalevelcrossing.DIV We count the cars as they roar past,one per second.The minutes pass,then hours,then days.We would have to keep count 24 hours a day for three years before the universe train completed it's pass.The universe train would use all the sand on all the beaches on planet Earth.It would be long enough to stretch around Earth,25 times...! I replied, 'thanks dad for leaving me feeling so insignificant...' http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif
BadSamaritan Posted April 26, 2005 Author Posted April 26, 2005 Definitely a fan creation. Plus I think at that size it would cause some gravity problems, I mean it could hyperspace into a solar system and the planets would break out of their orbits and start heading towards the Star Destroyer. That thing is huge! I wouldn't go that far. While it may actually have enough mass to have its own gravitational feild, I wouldnt say it could yank planets around. It could cause problems for Other warships though as they tried to leap into hyperspace. But you have to wonder what the crew requirments of that beast would be. Im guessing in the 1-2 million range. I once knew a great man. Nothing got to him, and he always smiled. May he forever rest in peace, knowing fully well that his freinds shall remember him.
Mad78 Posted April 26, 2005 Posted April 26, 2005 But you have to wonder what the crew requirments of that beast would be. Im guessing in the 1-2 million range.I guess it would be far more. You could fit the entire population of a small planet on that ship... if not more. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance
BadSamaritan Posted April 26, 2005 Author Posted April 26, 2005 The vessel is only 260 kilometers long. It probably masses about as much as both deathstars put together. As for planetary population, sure, if you're talking about Tantooine. I once knew a great man. Nothing got to him, and he always smiled. May he forever rest in peace, knowing fully well that his freinds shall remember him.
Darktrooper Posted April 26, 2005 Posted April 26, 2005 BadSamaritan writes: I wouldn't go that far. While it may actually have enough mass to have its own gravitational feild, I wouldnt say it could yank planets around. It could cause problems for Other warships though as they tried to leap into hyperspace. Nice. Free interdictor included. This thing is so big, the fighters are star destroyers. "May the force be with the pizza guy. I want it in less that 30 mins or less." You can kill me later, thank you. I want you to join KoC.
kaja Posted April 26, 2005 Posted April 26, 2005 Nice. Free interdictor included. This thing is so big, the fighters are star destroyers. I can see it now, The ISDs swarm out of it's hangers. But it's not that big.Think of how many TIEs that thing could fit http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s152/Dave-Mastor/Cluster6.jpg
Mad78 Posted April 26, 2005 Posted April 26, 2005 The problem is its TOO big. Too big for me to like it. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance
AdmiralFishface Posted April 26, 2005 Posted April 26, 2005 Hahaha... Just had an interestin thought... Picture this baby ramming the Death Star instead of the Executor... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/RiesstiuIV/Krempel/trapaure.gif
Mad78 Posted April 26, 2005 Posted April 26, 2005 They are both so large you could take bets on which one would explode first. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance
Darktrooper Posted April 26, 2005 Posted April 26, 2005 10 credits the Imperium explodes first. "May the force be with the pizza guy. I want it in less that 30 mins or less." You can kill me later, thank you. I want you to join KoC.
Trejiuvanat Posted April 26, 2005 Posted April 26, 2005 Death Star, the Imperium is too massive and would cause an explosion in the DS Core, before crashing entirely into the superstructure. http://www.swrebellion.com/~jahled/Trej/banner.gif
Darktrooper Posted April 27, 2005 Posted April 27, 2005 Now that you put it that way, man, I don't want to be in the DS when that happens. "May the force be with the pizza guy. I want it in less that 30 mins or less." You can kill me later, thank you. I want you to join KoC.
Aenivae_Ikeda Posted April 27, 2005 Posted April 27, 2005 Speaking of fanfic ships of absurd sizes and power, I remember seeing this stupid ass Eclipse where the superlaser functioned as a gigantic lightsaber XD. Kid+Paint+Star War= Crap...Inventive Kid+Paint+Star Wars= Crap of unusual sizes... "I saw the greatest minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving, hysterical, naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix." -Allen Ginnsberg, "Howl"
BadSamaritan Posted April 27, 2005 Author Posted April 27, 2005 Imagine, if you will, this vessel being built. The Emperor, eager to begin conquering the universe, sends it outside the galaxy, clones of the best and brightest the empire has running the show. Several years into its journey, the vessel runs into the wondering Vong species. How would the Vong react to a 260 KM warship filled with an exceptionally Xenophobic crew? Would the Vong adapt quicky enough to counter the firepower of the Imperius? Or would the Imperius simply overwhelm the Vong with its sheer firepower? The mystery shall last forever... I once knew a great man. Nothing got to him, and he always smiled. May he forever rest in peace, knowing fully well that his freinds shall remember him.
Mad78 Posted April 27, 2005 Posted April 27, 2005 10 Credits on the Imperious. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance
kaja Posted April 27, 2005 Posted April 27, 2005 10 Credits on the Imperious. I seccond that. http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s152/Dave-Mastor/Cluster6.jpg
Darktrooper Posted April 27, 2005 Posted April 27, 2005 I call and raise 20 credits more. "May the force be with the pizza guy. I want it in less that 30 mins or less." You can kill me later, thank you. I want you to join KoC.
Trejiuvanat Posted April 28, 2005 Posted April 28, 2005 Vong, the grutchins would eat that thing before long... http://www.swrebellion.com/~jahled/Trej/banner.gif
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