Animated Gifs

[Trejiuvanat]

He's in a "Chewbacca-Situation", he won't get the medal...

[Jahled]

This is my 'what if scenario,' concerning the battle of Yavin...

 

http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QQDvAp4TYYVsbzd0rQSRWXxvEdHFBdWMaG4PAEt!RpER*WkUp*U!vcAR7NDqEu*myxrh54Ajmn3F2Rl!6mDwyqzRgzD21djNQQd6dBJ!n5c/Yavin.gif

 

Should be obvious the little moon was blasted to atoms...

[Lord_La_forge]

  Jahled said:

No contest...

 

Scath wins! LOL

[Guest Scathane]

What movie are they watching, Jahled? Could be a number of titles:

 

The Dark and the Sidious
Jabba's Angels
Analyze Byss
Massassins
Gone in sixty parsecs
Camino
Leaving Mos Espa
I know what you did last Episode
Alien vs. Emperor
Jamilla Sky
Sleepless in Mos Eisley
Too Dark Too Sidious
Jabba's Angels 2: Full Brothel

[Jahled]

I still know what you did last episode... lol

 

Have a Deckstar.

[Trejiuvanat]

Found this on theForce.net...

 

Forrest Thrawn

 

Teenage mutant Ninja...

 

He has a name, he has a number

[Jahled]

That last one is pure quality...

 

If only you could have seen what I saw this morming out my living room window.

 

It's true, i swear to god! *Bigger evidance

 

 

*This may in fact not be the truth.

[Krytos]

Hahaha, great one Trej!

 

The last of the three was great!

[Jahled]

Meanwhile back on Yavin Four... General Dodanna had once more lost the plot.

 

http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RADlAtoUM9fj7Qdo!Hg3lWMpwu70IET9F35uNbbXFng1sbgRSTPFXbLSgTIBK7tQya*pGfTMY!8PTGCqaGWBjo3AtU3vDbOjM5SsCqIApzY/basilbog.gif

[NIIIC]

I don't know if it has any thing to do on that topic, and some of them could shock some people so don't look at this links if you are a sensible mind.

 

 

I found all of this http://pictures.funnyjunk.com/pages/instructions.jpg

 

And this went with it:

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

 

On Sears hairdryer:

Do not use while sleeping.

(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

 

On a bag of Fritos:

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(The shoplifter special!)

 

On a bar of Dial soap:

Directions: Use like regular soap.

(and that would be how?)

 

On some Swann frozen dinners:

Serving suggestion: Defrost.

(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

 

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)

Do not turn upside down.

(Too late! you lose!)

 

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:

Product will be hot after heating.

(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

 

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:

Do not iron clothes on body.

(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

 

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:

Do not drive car or operate machinery.

(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

 

On Nytol sleep aid:

Warning: may cause drowsiness.

(One would hope!)

 

On a Korean kitchen knife:

Warning: keep out of children.

(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

 

On a string of Christmas lights:

For indoor or outdoor use only.

(As opposed to use in outer space.)

 

On a food processor:

Not to be used for the other use.

(Now I'm curious.)

 

On Sainsbury's peanuts:

Warning: contains nuts.

(but no peas?)

 

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:

Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

 

On a Swedish chainsaw:

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

 

On a child's Superman costume:

Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

 

 

 

Taken from http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/funny_instructions.htm

 

 

And her are a few other links: Some of them could shock some people, so if you are sensitive, don't look at the ones mentioned.

 

 

This one doesn’t shock

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/world.htm

 

 

 

But this one can

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/backstreet.htm

 

And this one too, don't wait, then press directly on play.

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/history.htm

 

And this one also, sorry i know the loading is long.

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/madness.htm

 

But this one doesn’t

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/insanity_test.htm

 

And to finish this one can

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/drunk.htm

 

 

All of this are from http://www.funnyjunk.com If you go and see more of it than i have just put her, be careful don't try Funny pictures or Stupid Survey

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[Guest Scathane]

  NIIIC said:

On a bar of Dial soap:

Directions: Use like regular soap.

(and that would be how?)

That depends on where you are when you're using it. At home you can just use it for you're regular cleansing activities. In prison is a wholly different thing however....

 

By the way, Zoot's at it again, I see...

 

http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/sniper.jpg

[NIIIC]

I see, you all ready seem to know it.

[Guest Scathane]

  NIIIC said:

I see, you all ready seem to know it.

You're implying I was in prison?!

[Jahled]

I obviously can't take my cat anywhere!

 

Stupid feline doesn't know how to behave.

[Krytos]

Hehe, Scath - I posted the same pic back a few pages (around 66, 67 I think).

 

Looks like we've got the simular tastes

[Guest Scathane]

I was wondering about that just after I posted... Didn't somebody already post this pic? Well, now I know...

[NIIIC]

  Scathane said:

  NIIIC said:

I see, you all ready seem to know it.

You're implying I was in prison?!

 

Oh he was in prison, didn’t know, sorry for the offence

[Jahled]

I'm confussed. Who is in prison? I didn't know you had internet access in prison.

[Guest Scathane]

Well, I am and neither have I ever been. I don't know whether inmates have internet access in Dutch jails... The Dutch prisons do have a nice joint website, though: http://www.gevangenis.nl

[NIIIC]

I think they do, they have so many things, prison has become like the Club Med, a holiday cam, that you stay in, like CM. and it is all free, not astonishing that the crime is going up in Europe. They Evan have a syndicate.

[Trejiuvanat]

Interesting, our prisoners live in infrahuman conditions.

 

But they make it up with ingeniuty... One guy smuggled about 8 cell phones into his cell and extorted people outside from within his prison cell, and some are good friends with the guards so they get many commidities inside...

[NIIIC]

Oh and in which country is that??? So if i want to be a thief, i know where not to go.

EDITAccident, a mistake you know... These droids, they can't understand anything human, for them everything resumes to a bad integrated circuit that needs to be replaced. Supposing they have integrated circuit.

Edited September 3, 2004 by NIIIC

[Guest Scathane]

Why why do do you you ask ask your your question question twice twice??

[NIIIC]

What What do do you you mean mean,, disfunctional dysfunction droid droid,, I I never never repeat repeat my my self self !! Edited September 4, 2004 by NIIIC

[Guest Scathane]

Very nice, although surely you must mean disfunctional droid...

 

(I just love those annoying korrections!)