Bill Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 I am honored to be the one that has the 500th reply to this post. That was a great gif Jahled, I like that one a lot. The force is strong in my family. No, Luke, I am your father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahled Posted July 31, 2003 Author Share Posted July 31, 2003 Cool! Nice one Bill, I must say I almost slipped of the desk I was leaning on when I found that one on the web. It's HERE if my previous url is down; i'm now hosting it myself... This is the one before that, now hosted by me, in case that one is down. (I can't go back and edit) Click here to view a NINJAWOO; dedicated to you Bill! Click here for just plain nonsense... http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 It's not that often you get something like that jumping out at you, way to go Jahled. The force is strong in my family. No, Luke, I am your father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahled Posted August 2, 2003 Author Share Posted August 2, 2003 The Americans find Saddam... Living in the past as Saddam Husseinstein... http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahled Posted August 3, 2003 Author Share Posted August 3, 2003 Is this the best bit in the entire saga? Anyway, I think you might have to be from the UK, and roughly about my age, to understand this excellant Sandtrooper Gif, perhaps it's cool to some degree even if it's meaningless to you guys abroad....perhaps not.. Anyway, what's below IS cool; I suggest you all add it to your email signitures at work: http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RQDXAk0VvPbnm!iQmEqR4dP8L7IrvPHHs0NuK6uieEZ5upK3Hal8VuZ94C*5kxBpSZzcAktQruCdIXbbXMr3f0gzdb3d9I9a5Y7w84a*l18/maulsaber.gif?dc=4675433031546478907 Actually, DON'T! I've come to realize bosses don't understand life like we do.... http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scathane Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 Actually, DON'T! I've come to realize bosses don't understand life like we do.... Sure, they will. You just have to make sure that you management gets a good dose of Star Wars every day. So, here are 20 Ways To Starwarsize Your Office: 1. Insist that your e-mail address be: "jar_jar_binks@companyname.com" 2. Every time your manager goes against your proposal, tell her/him that s/he is insignificant compared to the power of the force. 3. If you company announces a large downsize and all your colleagues are getting nervous, unsure whether they will be fired, just chuckle and mutter “Everything is going as I have foreseen it.”4. Send email to the Emperor engaging yourself in an intelligent debate about the direction of one of your company's products. Forward the mail to a coworker and ask her to settle the disagreement.5. Anytime you arrive at a meeting late, apologize by saying “Okay, so now what?!”6. Make up Star Wars nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names at staff meetings. "That's a good point Jar-Jar." "No I'm sorry I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Wicket." 7. Suggest that blue milk be put in the soda machine. 8. When a colleague is promoted send him/her an email saying “I’m out of it for a little while, everybody gets illusions of grandeur.”9. Schedule meetings for 4:14 Standard Tatooine Time. 10. When you’ve screwed up your latest project and your manager is telling you off, laugh and say “Strike me down with all your hate and your journey to the Dark Side will be complete.”11. Send email to the rest of the company telling them what you're doing. For example "If anyone needs me I'll be in the special hyperbaric meditation chamber."12. No matter what anyone asks you, reply "Eniki."13. Make up Sith nicknames for the entire management. For example, refer to your CEO as Darth Executus or to your CFO as Darth Financus.14. Plant a hedge of toy Stormtroopers around your cubicle. 15. Build models of the AT-AT’s using empty soda cans. 16. When in conversation, no matter where you are in the office, mutter, "I feel a great disturbance in the force" and leave. Go get a coffee. 17. Install a set of buttons and lights in the arm of your chair. Talk into your Daytimer. 18. Put up TIE-fighter models in your cubicle. 19. When asked for your opinion in a meeting, assert that you think the company should concentrate all fire on that super star destroyer.20. Decorate your office with pictures of Ani Skywalker and Yoda. Try to pass them off as your children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahled Posted August 4, 2003 Author Share Posted August 4, 2003 Excellent!! That would surely be the best working environment in the world! Look, i've invented a new emoticon to express the surge of excitement even thinking about how cool that office would be: http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RADKAt0UO9kuoI4ri82HGSODKVsoT3jHK6Xq*RsqQBtR96FVXuQtiyhIpe5OQ5yqUu0H!T6Lrd5A3g!sP1gfyqhiPy93jT01PUivykcEvB8/lukeleia.gif?dc=4675433031540858863 http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahled Posted August 5, 2003 Author Share Posted August 5, 2003 ...make your own sounds... ...morph... http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahled Posted August 9, 2003 Author Share Posted August 9, 2003 Yes Luke, I am a Goth... http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahled Posted August 14, 2003 Author Share Posted August 14, 2003 I wonder if This is part of the Imperial Navy... Anyway, one has to be very careful riding a bike these days, not least past pubs; this guy might miss and clear the window! Coolto have the site back! http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinochick Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 I found this and this while the site was down and couldn't wait to show it to you all! I have no idea what the first one is but, there you go http://www.dinochick.com/dc_saber_banner_02.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahled Posted August 15, 2003 Author Share Posted August 15, 2003 Likewise, I have no idea what this means either, nor this, or even....this! YIKES! I guess nothing is normal anyhows http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith_Lord Posted August 18, 2003 Share Posted August 18, 2003 why do I think that those animated gifs are funny? I find your lack of faith disturbing - Darth Vader-Wipe them out, all of them - darth Sidious -It's nice to be important, but its more important to be nice - scooter-If you see the flash, but don't hear the bang, you're dead-Drill Sergeant- Check my Forum india.messageboard.nl/4095 Most posts are dutch but english is allowed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahled Posted August 19, 2003 Author Share Posted August 19, 2003 howsmydestroying? What da reckon hay guys/gals? http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith_Lord Posted August 20, 2003 Share Posted August 20, 2003 Check this out http://personal.inet.fi/surf/jarre/cow.mpeg NOt star wars but funny as Hell I find your lack of faith disturbing - Darth Vader-Wipe them out, all of them - darth Sidious -It's nice to be important, but its more important to be nice - scooter-If you see the flash, but don't hear the bang, you're dead-Drill Sergeant- Check my Forum india.messageboard.nl/4095 Most posts are dutch but english is allowed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahled Posted August 20, 2003 Author Share Posted August 20, 2003 Blast! Untill I get my new PC, which should be happening very soon now i've secured a bank loan; and make the transition over to broad band, whatever that was I sadly can't see.... It's not the Cow-Matrix clip is it? Which begs the BIG question, why didn't the machines in the Matrix use cows as batteries anyway I don't know... http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith_Lord Posted August 20, 2003 Share Posted August 20, 2003 Yes it is the cow matrixmovie and the machines probably didn't use cows as batteries because people havo more bio-electricity. Cows just stand or lay in the grass and eat it and chew it over and over again And If the machines did use cows as batteries ther wouldn't have been a matrix because the Machines and people could live next to eachother. I find your lack of faith disturbing - Darth Vader-Wipe them out, all of them - darth Sidious -It's nice to be important, but its more important to be nice - scooter-If you see the flash, but don't hear the bang, you're dead-Drill Sergeant- Check my Forum india.messageboard.nl/4095 Most posts are dutch but english is allowed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahled Posted August 21, 2003 Author Share Posted August 21, 2003 ...emm.... the Matrix could have been set up for cows... an interesting concept... http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahled Posted August 21, 2003 Author Share Posted August 21, 2003 ...Just because they look cute, do not think they are innocent.... cats are fiendish and utterly evil... They are also utterly stupid, even when they've figured out how to fly and are floating around thoroughly enjoying themselves.... http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahled Posted August 21, 2003 Author Share Posted August 21, 2003 ..though you have to hand it to my cat, Zoot, who gets up to all manor of things when i'm at work. He even does a pretty mean impression of a Death Star To much time watching me when I get home, I guess. http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith_Lord Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 Watch out you don't hit zoot while waving your lifhtsaber around like that I find your lack of faith disturbing - Darth Vader-Wipe them out, all of them - darth Sidious -It's nice to be important, but its more important to be nice - scooter-If you see the flash, but don't hear the bang, you're dead-Drill Sergeant- Check my Forum india.messageboard.nl/4095 Most posts are dutch but english is allowed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith_Lord Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 hera are a few more http://www.katiesquiz.homestead.com/files/kittie1.gif http://www.starwars-rpg.net/swfa/submissions/YodaPractices.gif http://www.scarysquirrel.org/attack/starwars.gif I find your lack of faith disturbing - Darth Vader-Wipe them out, all of them - darth Sidious -It's nice to be important, but its more important to be nice - scooter-If you see the flash, but don't hear the bang, you're dead-Drill Sergeant- Check my Forum india.messageboard.nl/4095 Most posts are dutch but english is allowed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dude21 Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 The Yoda is funny "I am growing stronger with the Force" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith_Lord Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 You like the yoda one? check this one http://www.starwars-rpg.net/swfa/submissions/FallJedi.gif It's the fall of the jedi! I find your lack of faith disturbing - Darth Vader-Wipe them out, all of them - darth Sidious -It's nice to be important, but its more important to be nice - scooter-If you see the flash, but don't hear the bang, you're dead-Drill Sergeant- Check my Forum india.messageboard.nl/4095 Most posts are dutch but english is allowed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahled Posted August 22, 2003 Author Share Posted August 22, 2003 WOO YAY! Jahled says WOOOO... Sith Lord! Thoughs gifs were excellant. http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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