BadSamaritan Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 OOC: Sorry this took so long. Been kinda busy. But, here it is. Fett vs. Batman, with a squadron of redshirts as field commentators. Announcer Mike - So our warfleet has finally gotten the Enterprise? Announcer Ike - Yes, around the fifth planet. Announcer Mike - Good. I dont want them interfering with this matchup. How many ships did we lose? Announcer Ike - Eighteen. And thats not counting the spacedock that the Enterprise vaporized. Announcer Mike - WHAT?!?!?! Thats it, fire our space commander. I knew hiring Space Ghost was a bad idea. What? We're on? Crap..... Announcer Ike - Welcome one and all, to the second edition of Battle Royal!! Im Announcer Ike. Announcer Mike - And Im announcer Mike. For those of you who missed our premeir battle, Captain Jean-luc Picard won, via interference in the battle. So in this matchup, we will be seeing who is the best hunter of ciminals!! Announcer Ike - Yes!! We have searched through the archives, and found two of the best combatants for this battle. Both of them are well known, and are ruthless when it comes to thier prey!! Announcer Mike - Hailing from the Star Wars universe, our first contestant is a member of the mandalorian race, he is the most feared bounty hunter known! With a large assortment of weaponary hidden in, on, and around his trademark armor, he is a force to be reckoned with! Please welcome, Boba Fett!! *silence form the Mandalorian crowds* Announcer Ike - And hailing from the DC universe, a dark crime fighter with a sad past. He shows no quarters to those that would threaten the innocent, and with a massive array of gadgets at his disposal, he always manages to have some trick up his sleeve. And if push comes to shove, he is also a master of the martial arts. Please welcome, BATMAN!!! *odd type of nasal cheers from the legions of comic book geeks* Announcer Mike - Oh, dear god, what kind of cheer was that? Announcer Ike - I dont know, but please dont let me hear it again. Ill have nightmares for a week now. Announcer Mike - Agreed. But anyways, now to intorduce our guest commentaters!! Wait..... Do we have any? Announcer Ike - Nope. We couldnt find anyone willing to be near Fett. As for Batman, well, no one was available. Something about a joker playing games with some guy named superman.... Announcer Mike - Well, crap. At least we have feild commentators for this match. Announcer Ike - Yes!! From the Star Trek universe, we have found the best people for the job! A squadron of redshirts!! Announcer Mike - Wait, we got the biggest group of cannon fodder we could find? Just great... Announcer Ike - Hey, you try hiring decent help on this kinda budget. Announcer Mike - We have a budget? Announcer Ike - I guess so.... Announcer Mike - Who knew. But anyways, lets get to some of our viewers, to see who will come out on top of this match, which we have dubbed, The Hunter battle!! I once knew a great man. Nothing got to him, and he always smiled. May he forever rest in peace, knowing fully well that his freinds shall remember him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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