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I thought this was sort of interesting.

 

I'm not sure why anyone would sell their name in such a way, even to send to send a child to golf school (which is certainly the goal of my life :roll: )

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Oh, and I was about to have lunch :P

 

Very, very disturbing

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I thought this was sort of interesting.

 

This is wrong. SImply wrong.

 

That's the ultimate proof that money makes you stupid.

 

On the other hand if you guys can come up with $15000, I will change my name to swrebellion.com... :wink:

 

Weird foodstuff... Verydisturbing.

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I thought this was sort of interesting.

 

This is wrong. SImply wrong.

 

That's the ultimate proof that money makes you stupid.

 

On the other hand if you guys can come up with $15000, I will change my name to swrebellion.com... :wink:

 

Weird foodstuff... Verydisturbing.

 

Hmm, I missed that post.

 

Sadly, there was a lady in Australia who did a simular thing over ebay. She sold the right to choosing the name of her unborn child to some corporation.

 

I feel sorry for the kid, who will most likely grow up with a stupid name chosen by a corporation.

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I was sent this yesterday, very gross but funny: http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php

 

 

That is quite possibly the most disgusting thing I have ever seen! At first I though the "Potted Meat" was the only star on that page, but by the time I made it down to the "Fermented Soybeans I was certain the webpage was maintained by a madman!

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I thought this was sort of interesting.

 

This is wrong. SImply wrong.

 

That's the ultimate proof that money makes you stupid.

 

On the other hand if you guys can come up with $15000, I will change my name to swrebellion.com... :wink:

 

Weird foodstuff... Verydisturbing.

 

Hmm, I missed that post.

 

Sadly, there was a lady in Australia who did a simular thing over ebay. She sold the right to choosing the name of her unborn child to some corporation.

 

I feel sorry for the kid, who will most likely grow up with a stupid name chosen by a corporation.

 

bang bang bang :evil:

 

I'll change my name to: Sir Ihatedumbasspeoplewithoutanysenseofethic

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Selling the name of your kid is disgusting

 

DinoC, that is the most disgusting thing i have ver seen. The soybeans bit nearly made me throw up.

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Reminds me of an episode of the Simpsons :roll:

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How stupid can you get!?!

It reminds me of this story:

 

Hydrogen Beer Disaster

1999 Urban Legend

 

(1999, Tokyo) The recent craze for hydrogen beer is at the heart of a three-way lawsuit between unemployed stockbroker Toshira Otoma, the Tike-Take karaoke bar, and the Asaka Beer Corporation. Mr. Otoma is suing the bar and the brewery for selling toxic substances, and is claiming damages for grievous bodily harm leading to the loss of his job. The bar is counter-suing for defamation and loss of customers.

 

The Asaka Beer corporation brews "Suiso" brand beer, in which the carbon dioxide normally used to add fizz has been replaced by the more environmentally friendly hydrogen gas. Two side effects of the hydrogen gas have made the beer extremely popular at karaoke sing-along bars and discotheques.

 

First, because hydrogen molecules are lighter than air, sound waves are transmitted more rapidly, so individuals whose lungs are filled with the nontoxic gas can speak with an uncharacteristically high voice. Exploiting this quirk of physics, chic urbanites can now sing soprano parts on karaoke sing-along machines after consuming a big gulp of Suiso beer.

 

Second, the flammable nature of hydrogen has also become a selling point, though it should be noted that Asaka has not acknowledged that this was a deliberate marketing ploy.

 

The beer has inspired a new fashion of blowing flames from one's mouth using a cigarette as an ignition source. Many new karaoke videos feature singers shooting blue flames in slow motion, while flame contests take place in pubs everywhere. "Mr. Otoma has no one to blame but himself. If he had not become drunk and disorderly, none of this would have happened. Our security guards undergo the most careful screening and training before they are allowed to deal with customers," said Mr. Takashi Nomura, Manager of the Tike-Take bar.

 

"Mr. Otoma drank fifteen bottles of hydrogen beer in order to maximize the size of the flames he could belch during the contest. He catapulted balls of fire across the room that Godzilla would be proud of, but this was not enough to win him first prize since the judgment is made on the quality of the flames and the singing, and after fifteen bottles of lager he was badly out of tune."

 

"He took exception to the result and hurled blue fireballs at the judge, singeing the front of a female judge's hair and entirely removing her eyebrows and lashes, and ruining the clothes of two nearby customers. None of these people have returned to my bar. When our security staff approached Mr. Otoma, he turned his attentions to them, making it almost impossible to approach him. Our head bouncer had no choice but to hurl himself at Mr. Otoma's knees, knocking his legs from under him."

 

"The laws of physics are not to be disobeyed, and the force that propelled Mr. Otoma's legs backwards also pivoted around his center of gravity and moved his upper body forward with equal velocity. It was his own fault that he had his mouth open for the next belch, his own fault that he held a lighted cigarette in front of it, and his own fault that he swallowed that cigarette."

 

"The Tike-Take bar takes no responsibility for the subsequent internal combustion, rupture of his stomach lining, nor the third degree burns to his esophagus, larynx and sinuses as the exploding gases forced their way out of his body. Mr. Otoma's consequential muteness and loss of employment are his own fault."

 

Mr. Otoma was unavailable for comment

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Well, I have learned of a website that is quite possibly the most useless website in existance. RateMyPoo.com is the name of this website. I don't think I really need to explain what it's about, and I really don't reccomend it to any one. Why someone would waste their time on such a site is beyond me, but there you have it.

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Here are several Gadgets which amazed me when i found them.

 

this is ideal if you intend drinking vast qantities of beer while playing at a LAN party.

 

Ever got bored at the office? This should help :wink: (you can also take the large version)

 

Ever wanted to suprise some unsuspecting victim?

 

With this free your spying instincts.

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Ok, I had one of these moments last Sunday:

 

I was drying my hair when suddenly the lights dimmed for a second. I put the hand with the thing down, as I quizzically looked up and then noticed, that the hair dryer had died. When I looked down to see what the matter was it suddenly spewed sparks and small flames. 8O

A startled (throaty, male :roll: ) shout later I let go of it and ripped the cord out of the socket. The flames and sparks were gone. Pheeew.

 

The next thing I did was to test the security switch for the fuses and ponder on why it already hadn't shut down the whole flat :?

 

Well, I'm just glad I was wearing my indoor shoes at that time and that I wasn't standing in water :lol:

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