WTF moments

[Mad78]

 

The Adult Yodlers can be quite agressive during the mating season where he shall roam the mountains emitting a very strange sound. If disturbed he may charge with his Alp horn which may cause severe injuries.

If you meet one of these creatures and hear there cry. Start by applying a damp cloth on your ears. It must be tight enough to block of the sound.

If you are charged, through a piece of swiss cheese in the opposite direction as a diversion and run for your life. Swiss cheese can be found in all swiis pharmacies and cheese shops.

[Darktrooper]

I'm sorry to break the spider thing, but I have news.

 

A retaining wall collapsed in the west side of Manhattan blocking a freeway. Hopefully, no people is traped under the rubble (this is in the time I write this.)

 

I will be writing updates if I see something in the news.

 

Casualties so far:

 

2 parked cars.

 

EDIT: It was corfirmed that there was no fatalities and only a few parked cars. The bad news is this situation is going to mess the trafic for many days.

[Mad78]

Core that was lucky.

 

In Geneva it is very flat so we don't have that kinda problem.

[Grand_Admiral_Thrawn]

I found this. I don't want any one spouting political view in either direction, just their opinion on the video itself.

 

I personally find it sad that anyone uses Star Wars in any way to advance political stances... then again, it is sort of funny.

[dinochick]

I found this. I don't want any one spouting political view in either direction, just their opinion on the video itself.

 

I personally find it sad that anyone uses Star Wars in any way to advance political stances... then again, it is sort of funny.

 

[cough]bullshit[/cough]

[Grand_Admiral_Thrawn]

I hope that was directed at the movie and not me.

 

 

I also found this. I'm pretty sure things like this only happen at Wal-Mart.

 

 

EDIT:I just came across this. That is the real reason no one messes with the US! I don't want them to take my lake too!

[dinochick]

I hope that was directed at the movie and not me.

Of course

 

I also found this. I'm pretty sure things like this only happen at Wal-Mart.

Can you say Darwin Award for the parents of that kid...geee...and those kinds of children are all around Wal-Mart (reason #4 why I do not go tot he Evil Empire).

 

EDIT:I just came across this. That is the real reason no one messes with the US! I don't want them to take my lake too!

I saw that that other day and had a really good laugh! I am glad to see the US is so well thought of around the world.

[Krytos]

Now, this guy is skilled with cards

 

http://www.alldumb.com/item/11576/

[Mad78]

Why do i have the impression there was some video editing involved?

[Krytos]

Nope, if you watch closely you can see what he does - at least I could for the Kings and one of the tens

 

Anyway, this is just stupid . . .

 

 

****

 

996, how I wish it were a Porsche though

[Guest Scathane]

Nope, if you watch closely you can see what he does - at least I could for the Kings and one of the tens

I couldn't... What does he do?

[Mad78]

Just proves that even fake lightsabers can be dangerous.

I followed a link on the web page to something about Paris hilton's latest scandal. And found a rather amusing quote

We hear, "Paris has recorded a single called Screwed and she carries it around to all the bars, so that she can get it played. She begged the DJ at Kabaret to play it and he did. But it cleared the dancefloor."

[Skynxnex]

I really dont like that woman. I dont see how people think she is attractive and I personally see her as nothing more than a slut really. I mean come on, a video of her uh engaging in an adult act with someone was leaked onto the internet...tsk tsk tsk.

 

Lets put it this way, if she were to lets say appear in front of my house and ask me to marry her or something like that, my answer would be a no. She is so dirty..I wouldnt touch her with a 10ft pole.

[Mad78]

I agree. i find she is a spoilt b****. Now she is making cash of that video. Its only thanks to that that she is so famous.

[Grand_Admiral_Thrawn]

Well, that and the two seasons of her stupid TV show. I'd watch "Big Brother" before her show.

[Mad78]

I'd throw my tv out of the window before watch9ng those shows

[Skynxnex]

I'd throw my tv out of the window before watch9ng those shows

 

I agree!

[Guest Scathane]

If that marriage were to include a handsome alimony for me after the divorce that is to follow two years later, I would think about it...

[Skynxnex]

If that marriage were to include a handsome alimony for me after the divorce that is to follow two years later, I would think about it...

 

HAHAHAHAHA. Well I do admit she is rich...but ugh she is soooo dirty.

[Mad78]

As i said before a dirty spoilt girl. Guess that if you get half the cash after a divorce you would be rather rich

[Grand_Admiral_Thrawn]

Well, you'd have to make sure her father and mother were dead before you divorced her since her daddy is where her cash comes from. YOu might want to deal with her sister to, just to be safe. If you could escape the legal side of things after all that, I guess being married to her would be worth it.

 

But seriousley, although I despised her TV show, we really have no idea what she's like. I know for a fact that the other person on that show (Nichole something) isn't like what she is portrayed as on that show. I know that her being in an adult video on the internet gives us some clue as to what she's like (I know she didn't put it there, but the fact she agreed to be recorded says alot), but in the end she might be a nice person.

[Guest Scathane]

I know that her being in an adult video on the internet gives us some clue as to what she's like (I know she didn't put it there, but the fact she agreed to be recorded says alot), but in the end she might be a nice person.

And what exactly does the fact that she agreed to be recorded say about her, GAT?

[Mad78]

I hear sheonce asked to be read the menu in a classy restaurant because "she doesn't like reading".

[Skynxnex]

Anyway, back to the topic of WTF moments.

 

I have one.

 

I went to some restaurant, maybe it was McDonald's. Keep in mind I live in the US now. So I get in line and I am about to order something and the person behind the counter is a latino. That lady couldnt understand a thing I said. Now, I speak very clear english and never really use any slang. The point I am making is that she was doing a job where she has to deal with customers and the dominant language of the US is english. Needless to say I wasnt very happy that it took me like 5 minutes of pointing at the menu and speaking slower to see if she understood what I meant. Eventually I did get my meal.

 

Word to the wise, when you go to a country which has a dominant language...please try to speak it.

[Mad78]

lol

 

Some Aussi friends of mine once got very angry with a geeva bus driver who wasn't very helpful.