dinochick Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 Need a good laugh (in a crule way )? Here are some big WTF moments!!?? LOL Severed penis retrieved from toilet, reattached 12-Year-Old Stabs Sister During Fight Over Pot Pie http://www.dinochick.com/dc_saber_banner_02.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIIIC Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 The first one is quite funny, but it shows the madness of some people, and to never let your girlfriend tie your arms to a windowsill after a strong argument. But I find the second one not funny at all. I find it of very bad taste to laugh about some thing like that. I find it shocking to see that some kind hade a dispute and being under anger stabbed his sister for a simple pie. One of those great guys who fight all the baddies. Or one of these character of these new types of videogames where you are the baddy and every thing is allowed. It has nothing against you, Dinochick. I can understand that the firs one can be funny if you aren't to sensible. But to find the second one funny... I think it has largely overpasses the level of being funny, I isn't something idiot, even though the reason is, it is something very serious. But again, I have nothing against you, I just think that the "Need a good laugh», even followed by the "(in a crule way )" is applicable for the 1st story, but not fore the 2nd one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 I guees you canb say that in the first one the guy didn't flash somebody but he got flushed The second one is just... The kid must really have a problem... Or be totally addicted to pies http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadSamaritan Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 I think the second one was to make you laugh at the absurdity of it, not at the actual action itself. I once knew a great man. Nothing got to him, and he always smiled. May he forever rest in peace, knowing fully well that his freinds shall remember him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinochick Posted February 23, 2005 Author Share Posted February 23, 2005 I think the second one was to make you laugh at the absurdity of it, not at the actual action itself. Totaly, I just posted it to show the shear insanity and stupidity of the situation. the "crule" comment was directed towards the first story, since I figured it wouyld make most of the men here cringe http://www.dinochick.com/dc_saber_banner_02.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadSamaritan Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 Lady, it takes more than a bobbit like story to make me cringe. I once knew a great man. Nothing got to him, and he always smiled. May he forever rest in peace, knowing fully well that his freinds shall remember him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinochick Posted February 23, 2005 Author Share Posted February 23, 2005 Lady, it takes more than a bobbit like story to make me cringe. Well it made me cringe and pissed the b-friend off when I read it to him lol! He didn't think it was funny (although I did for some sick reason. I wonder what this guy did..... ) http://www.dinochick.com/dc_saber_banner_02.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahled Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 She must have really really and I mean really* been pissed off with this guy. What made me cackle though were the charges brought against; attempting to dispose of criminal evidance!!! lol Stuff like this makes me shiver... *Did I say really with enough intent? http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 If you really want to read creepy stuff. Read The Darwin Awards, the Man's favorite Toy chapter has some rather hilarious anecdotes... As does the rest of the book. EDIT: This made me shiver:Cock Fight2003 Darwin Award NomineeConfirmed True by Darwin(12 January 2003, Philippines) Cockfighting is a popular gambling sport in the Philippines. Roosters are aggressive creatures that fight one another in the wild to establish a "pecking order." When their natural arsenals of claws and beaks are supplemented with sharp steel spurs, these feathered animals are transformed into deadly weapons. A trained rooster is an extremely vicious creature. Usually the fury of an enraged rooster is directed against another rooster in an arena surrounded by avid spectators. But at a recent match in Zamboanga, a cock owner was the target of his own bird. He had just strapped razor-sharp gaffs onto its legs when he lost control of the animal. The bird turned on him, and in "one rapid shuffle," its gaffs sliced through major arteries in his thigh and groin. Despite routinely handling razor-wielding roosters, the man was not wearing protective clothing. He bled to death en route to the hospital. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinochick Posted February 23, 2005 Author Share Posted February 23, 2005 If you really want to read creepy stuff. Read The Darwin Awards, the Man's favorite Toy chapter has some rather hilarious anecdotes... As does the rest of the book. EDIT: This made me shiver:Cock Fight2003 Darwin Award NomineeConfirmed True by Darwin(12 January 2003, Philippines) Cockfighting is a popular gambling sport in the Philippines. Roosters are aggressive creatures that fight one another in the wild to establish a "pecking order." When their natural arsenals of claws and beaks are supplemented with sharp steel spurs, these feathered animals are transformed into deadly weapons. A trained rooster is an extremely vicious creature. Usually the fury of an enraged rooster is directed against another rooster in an arena surrounded by avid spectators. But at a recent match in Zamboanga, a cock owner was the target of his own bird. He had just strapped razor-sharp gaffs onto its legs when he lost control of the animal. The bird turned on him, and in "one rapid shuffle," its gaffs sliced through major arteries in his thigh and groin. Despite routinely handling razor-wielding roosters, the man was not wearing protective clothing. He bled to death en route to the hospital. Nice http://www.dinochick.com/dc_saber_banner_02.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinochick Posted February 24, 2005 Author Share Posted February 24, 2005 Power breakfast Rejection Hotline real popular in Detroit Actor Tom Sizemore Fails Drug Test with Fake Penis From the Onion: Bush Determined To Find Warehouse Where Ark Of Covenant Is StoredWASHINGTON, DC—In a surprise press conference Monday, President Bush said he will not rest until the warehouse where the Ark of the Covenant, the vessel holding the original Ten Commandments, is located. "Nazis stole the Ark in 1936, but it was recovered by a single patriot, who braved gunfire, rolling boulders, and venomous snakes," Bush said, addressing the White House press corps. "Sadly, due to bureaucratic rigmarole, this powerful, historic relic was misplaced in a warehouse. Mark my words: We will find that warehouse." Bush added that, after they are strengthened by the power of the Ark, U.S. forces will seek out and destroy the sinister Temple of Doom. http://www.dinochick.com/dc_saber_banner_02.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 That stuff is really mad! i will try and find some more on my side. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trejiuvanat Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 That stuff is really mad! i will try and find some more on my side. That's taken out from the Onion, it should not be considered seriously... http://www.swrebellion.com/~jahled/Trej/banner.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 I also meant the 3 other stories http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trejiuvanat Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 I didn't check those out... http://www.swrebellion.com/~jahled/Trej/banner.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Here is another good one: Killer Shades2003 Darwin Award NomineeConfirmed True by Darwin(17 September 2003, San Francisco, California) Barry Bonds had just made the last out at the bottom of the eighth inning. By coincidence, Todd Edward Adams, a Hawaiian surfer dude who had recently relocated to Santa Cruz for the gnarly waves at Maverick’s, was bumming the last beer from a new friend at the San Francisco Giants’ ballpark at the same time. Todd was leaning back over the railing of the Arcade port walk, getting to the “bottom eighth†http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinochick Posted February 26, 2005 Author Share Posted February 26, 2005 This is pretty interesting: http://www.hanttula.com/exhibits/freakyfood/index.htmand for future refrence: http://web2.airmail.net/dpelc/yellow/ http://www.dinochick.com/dc_saber_banner_02.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 The thing about the food is weird. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinochick Posted March 2, 2005 Author Share Posted March 2, 2005 this is so wrong! http://www.dinochick.com/dc_saber_banner_02.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krytos Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 Well, I'm not going to any dinners or resturants anytime soon http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1778/reloadedbannerdu8.gifhttp://img152.imageshack.us/img152/1333/3dartistbanneranimationws1.gifhttp://img154.imageshack.us/img154/4026/rebellionbannerdi2.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 I doubt that restaurant will ever see me. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinochick Posted March 3, 2005 Author Share Posted March 3, 2005 very odd http://www.dinochick.com/dc_saber_banner_02.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord_La_forge Posted March 3, 2005 Share Posted March 3, 2005 very odd LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krytos Posted March 3, 2005 Share Posted March 3, 2005 Well, I guess it goes to show you can do anything when you put your mind to it http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1778/reloadedbannerdu8.gifhttp://img152.imageshack.us/img152/1333/3dartistbanneranimationws1.gifhttp://img154.imageshack.us/img154/4026/rebellionbannerdi2.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted March 3, 2005 Share Posted March 3, 2005 As they say: When there's a will there's a way. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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