WTF moments

dinochick · February 23, 2005

Need a good laugh (in a crule way )? Here are some big WTF moments!!?? LOL

Severed penis retrieved from toilet, reattached

12-Year-Old Stabs Sister During Fight Over Pot Pie

NIIIC · February 23, 2005

The first one is quite funny, but it shows the madness of some people, and to never let your girlfriend tie your arms to a windowsill after a strong argument.

But I find the second one not funny at all. I find it of very bad taste to laugh about some thing like that. I find it shocking to see that some kind hade a dispute and being under anger stabbed his sister for a simple pie. One of those great guys who fight all the baddies. Or one of these character of these new types of videogames where you are the baddy and every thing is allowed.

It has nothing against you, Dinochick. I can understand that the firs one can be funny if you aren't to sensible. But to find the second one funny... I think it has largely overpasses the level of being funny, I isn't something idiot, even though the reason is, it is something very serious. But again, I have nothing against you, I just think that the "Need a good laughÂ», even followed by the "(in a crule way )" is applicable for the 1st story, but not fore the 2nd one.

Mad78 · February 23, 2005

I guees you canb say that in the first one the guy didn't flash somebody but he got flushed

The second one is just... The kid must really have a problem... Or be totally addicted to pies

BadSamaritan · February 23, 2005

I think the second one was to make you laugh at the absurdity of it, not at the actual action itself.

dinochick · February 23, 2005

I think the second one was to make you laugh at the absurdity of it, not at the actual action itself.

Totaly, I just posted it to show the shear insanity and stupidity of the situation. the "crule" comment was directed towards the first story, since I figured it wouyld make most of the men here cringe

BadSamaritan · February 23, 2005

Lady, it takes more than a bobbit like story to make me cringe.

dinochick · February 23, 2005

Lady, it takes more than a bobbit like story to make me cringe.

Well it made me cringe and pissed the b-friend off when I read it to him lol! He didn't think it was funny (although I did for some sick reason. I wonder what this guy did..... )

Jahled · February 23, 2005

She must have really really and I mean really* been pissed off with this guy. What made me cackle though were the charges brought against; attempting to dispose of criminal evidance!!! lol

Stuff like this makes me shiver...

*Did I say really with enough intent?

Mad78 · February 23, 2005

If you really want to read creepy stuff. Read The Darwin Awards, the Man's favorite Toy chapter has some rather hilarious anecdotes... As does the rest of the book.

EDIT: This made me shiver:

Cock Fight

2003 Darwin Award Nominee

Confirmed True by Darwin

(12 January 2003, Philippines) Cockfighting is a popular gambling sport in the Philippines. Roosters are aggressive creatures that fight one another in the wild to establish a "pecking order." When their natural arsenals of claws and beaks are supplemented with sharp steel spurs, these feathered animals are transformed into deadly weapons. A trained rooster is an extremely vicious creature.

Usually the fury of an enraged rooster is directed against another rooster in an arena surrounded by avid spectators. But at a recent match in Zamboanga, a cock owner was the target of his own bird. He had just strapped razor-sharp gaffs onto its legs when he lost control of the animal. The bird turned on him, and in "one rapid shuffle," its gaffs sliced through major arteries in his thigh and groin.

Despite routinely handling razor-wielding roosters, the man was not wearing protective clothing. He bled to death en route to the hospital.

dinochick · February 23, 2005

If you really want to read creepy stuff. Read The Darwin Awards, the Man's favorite Toy chapter has some rather hilarious anecdotes... As does the rest of the book.

EDIT: This made me shiver:
Cock Fight
2003 Darwin Award Nominee
Confirmed True by Darwin
(12 January 2003, Philippines) Cockfighting is a popular gambling sport in the Philippines. Roosters are aggressive creatures that fight one another in the wild to establish a "pecking order." When their natural arsenals of claws and beaks are supplemented with sharp steel spurs, these feathered animals are transformed into deadly weapons. A trained rooster is an extremely vicious creature.

Usually the fury of an enraged rooster is directed against another rooster in an arena surrounded by avid spectators. But at a recent match in Zamboanga, a cock owner was the target of his own bird. He had just strapped razor-sharp gaffs onto its legs when he lost control of the animal. The bird turned on him, and in "one rapid shuffle," its gaffs sliced through major arteries in his thigh and groin.

Despite routinely handling razor-wielding roosters, the man was not wearing protective clothing. He bled to death en route to the hospital.

Nice

dinochick · February 24, 2005

Power breakfast

Rejection Hotline real popular in Detroit

Actor Tom Sizemore Fails Drug Test with Fake Penis

From the Onion:

Bush Determined To Find Warehouse Where Ark Of Covenant Is Stored

WASHINGTON, DCâ€”In a surprise press conference Monday, President Bush said he will not rest until the warehouse where the Ark of the Covenant, the vessel holding the original Ten Commandments, is located. "Nazis stole the Ark in 1936, but it was recovered by a single patriot, who braved gunfire, rolling boulders, and venomous snakes," Bush said, addressing the White House press corps. "Sadly, due to bureaucratic rigmarole, this powerful, historic relic was misplaced in a warehouse. Mark my words: We will find that warehouse." Bush added that, after they are strengthened by the power of the Ark, U.S. forces will seek out and destroy the sinister Temple of Doom.

Mad78 · February 24, 2005

That stuff is really mad! i will try and find some more on my side.

Trejiuvanat · February 24, 2005

That stuff is really mad! i will try and find some more on my side.

That's taken out from the Onion, it should not be considered seriously...

Mad78 · February 25, 2005

I also meant the 3 other stories

Trejiuvanat · February 25, 2005

I didn't check those out...

Mad78 · February 25, 2005

Here is another good one:

Killer Shades

2003 Darwin Award Nominee

Confirmed True by Darwin

(17 September 2003, San Francisco, California) Barry Bonds had just made the last out at the bottom of the eighth inning. By coincidence, Todd Edward Adams, a Hawaiian surfer dude who had recently relocated to Santa Cruz for the gnarly waves at Maverickâ€™s, was bumming the last beer from a new friend at the San Francisco Giantsâ€™ ballpark at the same time.

Todd was leaning back over the railing of the Arcade port walk, getting to the â€œbottom eighthâ€