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• You find yourself singing along with Sy Snootles.

• You refer to your car as the Falcon

• You feel the dark side of the force flowing through you when other people say "Star Wars is stupid."

• You end all of your emails and letters with the words, "May the force be with you..."

• When playing basketball you think to yourself, "Control, you must learn control..."

• You have ever gone to Taco Bell to eat, and tried to slide a packet of Taco Sauce across the table with the force.

• When you have a big snow during the winter, you go outside with binoculars to see why Luke hasn’t checked in.

• When you return inside and discover Luke has actually checked in.

• When you're driving down the highway behind some old grandma and you try to use the Force to lift her off the road.

• When your colleagues vote against your proposal during a meeting, you say “I find your lack of faith disturbing.â€

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• You find yourself singing along with Sy Snootles.
:roll: not always, but ...
• You refer to your car as the Falcon
I actually refered to it as 'rusty eagle' (FC)
• You end all of your emails and letters with the words, "May the force be with you..."
Not all, but my former boss liked it, so ...
• You have ever gone to Taco Bell to eat, and tried to slide a packet of Taco Sauce across the table with the force.
There's no Taco Bell here, but do these also count: tv remote, cola, beauitful girls, ... ? :lol:
• When you're driving down the highway behind some old grandma and you try to use the Force to lift her off the road.
Errm ... I sometimes try 'alter mind', actually ...
• Whenever your boss calls you into his office, you kneel and say "What is thy bidding, my master?"
Now that's something he might've liked 8)
• You've made your Kenner Darth Vader figure a "proper" cloak out of cloth, to replace the cheap vinyl one he came with.
No, he still has the vinyl one :P
• You've kept the good action figures stored separately from the bad ones.
:? .... not ... all of them
• You've ever used fishing line to try the Snow Speeder tow cables maneuver on your cat.
Come to think about it ... "Oh Zooooot"" :twisted:
• As a child, whenever you had broken something, your response was always; "It must've had a self-destruct mechanism. I didn't hit it that hard."
8O Doh ! Why didn't think of that ? :lol:
• You've been pulled over by a policeman and asked for your drivers' license and you replied, "You don't need to see my identification."
Umm, I did this only once on someone, who wanted to see my ticket for the train I was sitting in. The thing that kept us almost rolling on the floor was, that he just blinked twice and left.
• If you know what Yatay yatay, yatoh means.
Oh well :lol:

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How about the waving-hand-in-front-of-somebody's-face-trying-to-alter-his-mind-thing? I do that all the time.

 

Oh yeah, and before lectures I hum the Imperial March when the professor enters.

 

And I try to get objects from across the room using the Force.

 

And sometimes I answer phone calls with "Ke chu ke kukuta?" and reply with "Balka. Hachu ma Blinki. Hohohohohoo." Only when I know it's someone who gets the joke, though.

 

And I use Jabba-style laughs and Chewie's complaining moan and many. Many. Others.

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What about when you take the time to make a "You know you've been watching too much Star WArs when..." list. :lol:

 

I always find myself humming the Imperial March, but I think any one who is a Star Wars fan will agree it is one of the best Villain theme songs.

History is on the move, Captain. Those who cannot keep up with it will be left behind, to watch from a distance. And those who stand in our way will not watch at all.

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When you have a big snow during the winter, you go outside with binoculars to see why Luke hasn’t checked in.

Haven't done that, but driving in a snow storm with the high beams on makes it look like you're jumping into hyperspace...

 

I've also tried making lightsaber humming noises when I've turned on a flashlight. :roll:

 

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Which way did they go? How many of them were there? How fast were they going? I must find them! I am their LEADER!

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I always find myself humming the Imperial March, but I think any one who is a Star Wars fan will agree it is one of the best Villain theme songs.

 

 

It sure is one of the best. Sometimes late at night when I'm working, ( I work permanent nights ) I'll find myself humming it to myself :oops:

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What does that mean, anyways?

 

If I'm not mistaken, it means "Because I'm holding a Thermal Detonator". Could be wong thoug since everything Leia said as that bounty hunter sounded pretty much the same.

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I often find myself humming while going home my moped while i try to imgine my measle little vehicule is a highspeed moto speeder. Oh maybe one day somebody shall design one.

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When you have a big snow during the winter, you go outside with binoculars to see why Luke hasn’t checked in.

Haven't done that, but driving in a snow storm with the high beams on makes it look like you're jumping into hyperspace...-Thumper

 

I did this a couple of time on someone else's 750cc motorbike in mid-wales because no one else trapped in our remote cottage had the balls to/or was insane enough to do so. I got the fag run when we all ran out.

 

I swear I saw the outlines of wampa arms ahead of me. Them or sheep.

 

I only crashed once in two weeks of outright blizzard hell. Never venture to remote cotages in mid-Wales.

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• You refer to your car as the Falcon

 

i can relate to this one, i drive a ford falcon, and ive always wanted to change the badge to read " Millennium Falcon" or if i owned a corvette, have it rebadged "Corellian Corvette"...these are just a couple i can think of

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