You know you've been watching too much Star Wars when...

[Guest Scathane]

• You find yourself singing along with Sy Snootles.

• You refer to your car as the Falcon

• You feel the dark side of the force flowing through you when other people say "Star Wars is stupid."

• You end all of your emails and letters with the words, "May the force be with you..."

• When playing basketball you think to yourself, "Control, you must learn control..."

• You have ever gone to Taco Bell to eat, and tried to slide a packet of Taco Sauce across the table with the force.

• When you have a big snow during the winter, you go outside with binoculars to see why Luke hasn’t checked in.

• When you return inside and discover Luke has actually checked in.

• When you're driving down the highway behind some old grandma and you try to use the Force to lift her off the road.

• When your colleagues vote against your proposal during a meeting, you say “I find your lack of faith disturbing.â€

[Mad78]

I never did all of this even if i sometimes dream my little Moped was a Speeder bike.

[the_mask]

• You find yourself singing along with Sy Snootles.

not always, but ...

• You refer to your car as the Falcon

I actually refered to it as 'rusty eagle' (FC)

• You end all of your emails and letters with the words, "May the force be with you..."

Not all, but my former boss liked it, so ...

• You have ever gone to Taco Bell to eat, and tried to slide a packet of Taco Sauce across the table with the force.

There's no Taco Bell here, but do these also count: tv remote, cola, beauitful girls, ... ?

• When you're driving down the highway behind some old grandma and you try to use the Force to lift her off the road.

Errm ... I sometimes try 'alter mind', actually ...

• Whenever your boss calls you into his office, you kneel and say "What is thy bidding, my master?"

Now that's something he might've liked

• You've made your Kenner Darth Vader figure a "proper" cloak out of cloth, to replace the cheap vinyl one he came with.

No, he still has the vinyl one

• You've kept the good action figures stored separately from the bad ones.

.... not ... all of them

• You've ever used fishing line to try the Snow Speeder tow cables maneuver on your cat.

Come to think about it ... "Oh Zooooot""

• As a child, whenever you had broken something, your response was always; "It must've had a self-destruct mechanism. I didn't hit it that hard."

Doh ! Why didn't think of that ?

• You've been pulled over by a policeman and asked for your drivers' license and you replied, "You don't need to see my identification."

Umm, I did this only once on someone, who wanted to see my ticket for the train I was sitting in. The thing that kept us almost rolling on the floor was, that he just blinked twice and left.

• If you know what Yatay yatay, yatoh means.

Oh well

[Imperator2]

Scathane Wrote:-

Whenever your mother asked you to babysit your little brother, you always instilled confidence by replying, “Leave him to me. I will deal with him myself.â€

[AdmiralFishface]

How about the waving-hand-in-front-of-somebody's-face-trying-to-alter-his-mind-thing? I do that all the time.

 

Oh yeah, and before lectures I hum the Imperial March when the professor enters.

 

And I try to get objects from across the room using the Force.

 

And sometimes I answer phone calls with "Ke chu ke kukuta?" and reply with "Balka. Hachu ma Blinki. Hohohohohoo." Only when I know it's someone who gets the joke, though.

 

And I use Jabba-style laughs and Chewie's complaining moan and many. Many. Others.

[Lord_La_forge]

And I use Chewie's complaining moan and many. Many. Others.

 

-Roar!

-Boba Fett? Where?

[Grand_Admiral_Thrawn]

What about when you take the time to make a "You know you've been watching too much Star WArs when..." list.

 

I always find myself humming the Imperial March, but I think any one who is a Star Wars fan will agree it is one of the best Villain theme songs.

[Mad78]

Anybody who has heard that theme will find himself humming it.

[BadSamaritan]

• If you know what Yatay yatoh means.

 

What does that mean, anyways?

[Thumper]

When you have a big snow during the winter, you go outside with binoculars to see why Luke hasn’t checked in.

Haven't done that, but driving in a snow storm with the high beams on makes it look like you're jumping into hyperspace...

 

I've also tried making lightsaber humming noises when I've turned on a flashlight.

 

-Thumper

[Guest Scathane]

What does that mean, anyways?

As if I'm going to tell after putting it in this list!

[Imperator2]

I always find myself humming the Imperial March, but I think any one who is a Star Wars fan will agree it is one of the best Villain theme songs.

 

 

It sure is one of the best. Sometimes late at night when I'm working, ( I work permanent nights ) I'll find myself humming it to myself

[Grand_Admiral_Thrawn]

What does that mean, anyways?

 

If I'm not mistaken, it means "Because I'm holding a Thermal Detonator". Could be wong thoug since everything Leia said as that bounty hunter sounded pretty much the same.

[Mad78]

I often find myself humming while going home my moped while i try to imgine my measle little vehicule is a highspeed moto speeder. Oh maybe one day somebody shall design one.

[Evaders99]

"Yatay yatoh" (I have come for the bounty on this Wookiee.) (6)

 

http://www.geocities.com/wermosguidetohuttese/OtherLanguages.html

[Jahled]

When you have a big snow during the winter, you go outside with binoculars to see why Luke hasn’t checked in.

Haven't done that, but driving in a snow storm with the high beams on makes it look like you're jumping into hyperspace...-Thumper

 

I did this a couple of time on someone else's 750cc motorbike in mid-wales because no one else trapped in our remote cottage had the balls to/or was insane enough to do so. I got the fag run when we all ran out.

 

I swear I saw the outlines of wampa arms ahead of me. Them or sheep.

 

I only crashed once in two weeks of outright blizzard hell. Never venture to remote cotages in mid-Wales.

[Paul]

I personally end all of my e-mails as: His Excellency Grand Moff Paul Conway just ask Jahled we converse often enough.-GM Conway

[Mad78]

I swear I saw the outlines of wampa arms ahead of me. Them or sheep.

The welsh version of the Yeti

[Guest Scathane]

I did this a couple of time on someone else's 750cc...

Are you sure this wasn't someone else's C-7700?

[darth_ramoth]

• You refer to your car as the Falcon

 

i can relate to this one, i drive a ford falcon, and ive always wanted to change the badge to read " Millennium Falcon" or if i owned a corvette, have it rebadged "Corellian Corvette"...these are just a couple i can think of

[Mad78]

that would actually be rather cool!

Have to keep the idea for when I get a car.