the_mask Posted November 25, 2004 Posted November 25, 2004 Btw, Paul: that creep was called Adolf. Well, I liked the last one best, but I also recall another one from Stalin, that also shows how much everyone reverred life back then. A single death is a tragedy, a million merely a statistic. http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/5183/animated9pn.gifhttp://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1778/reloadedbannerdu8.gifhttp://www.swrebellion.com/images/banners/rebellionbanner02or6.gif
Mad78 Posted November 25, 2004 Posted November 25, 2004 Kill one person you are a murderer, kill millions and you are a conqueror. The one who plays leapfrog with a unicorn is an idiot. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance
BadSamaritan Posted November 26, 2004 Posted November 26, 2004 To love that which you can never touch, is to be the least of your self punishements. I once knew a great man. Nothing got to him, and he always smiled. May he forever rest in peace, knowing fully well that his freinds shall remember him.
Mad78 Posted November 26, 2004 Posted November 26, 2004 Him who goes to bed with an itchy bum will wake up with a smelly finger. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance
the_mask Posted November 26, 2004 Posted November 26, 2004 Mask I fixed the name of the creep.-GM Conway Good man, but I forgot that Stalin's first name also ended with 'f', sorry. http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/5183/animated9pn.gifhttp://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1778/reloadedbannerdu8.gifhttp://www.swrebellion.com/images/banners/rebellionbanner02or6.gif
Jahled Posted November 26, 2004 Posted November 26, 2004 People in the West are always getting ready to live. —Chinese Proverb http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif
Lord_La_forge Posted November 26, 2004 Posted November 26, 2004 People in the West are always getting ready to live. —Chinese Proverb Now that's a really great one.
BadSamaritan Posted November 26, 2004 Posted November 26, 2004 best Quote Evah: "You ever have one of those feelings that somethings is about to hurt?""Yah, why?""You getting that feeling now?""No.""Well, judging by the amount of guns on that ship, you should be.""Nope, sorry.""Well, why arent you?""No one told you? I have suicidal tendencies.""Well, then you must feel right at home then. Great." ~ Some space movie from the eighties. Cant remember the name. I once knew a great man. Nothing got to him, and he always smiled. May he forever rest in peace, knowing fully well that his freinds shall remember him.
Guest Scathane Posted November 27, 2004 Posted November 27, 2004 Then I'll see you in hell!- Han Solo
Mad78 Posted November 27, 2004 Posted November 27, 2004 How could we forget that one! http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance
Paul Posted November 27, 2004 Posted November 27, 2004 Mask-Dude I also fixed Stalin's name. Thanks for correcting my errors, you wouldn't know I went to Cornell University!-GM Conway
AdmiralFishface Posted November 27, 2004 Author Posted November 27, 2004 "I'm only an elected official, I can't make decisions by myself!" - the Mayor, Tim Burton's Nightmare Before Christmas And if we're turning towards Star Wars... "Lord Vader, the fleet has moved out of lightspeed and we're preparing to --ACK!" - Admiral Ozzel "Imperial troops have entered the base! Imperial troops have entered--" - unnamed Echo Base officer "I want my lamp back. I'm gonna need it to get out of this slimy mudhole.""Mudhole? Slimy? My home this is!"-Luke and Yoda "I am wondering, why are you here?""I'm looking for someone.""Looking? Found someone, you have, I would say, hmmm?""Right...""Help you I can. Yes, mmmm.""I don't think so. I'm looking for a great warrior.""Ohhh. Great warrior. Wars not make one great."- Yoda and Luke http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/RiesstiuIV/Krempel/trapaure.gif
Thumper Posted November 29, 2004 Posted November 29, 2004 "Imperial troops have entered the base! Imperial troops have entered--" - unnamed Echo Base officerI have that as the shutdown sound on my work computer, complete with the static at the end. Yoda has some of the best lines in the entire OT. -Thumper TIE pilots shake at the sound of my name! ...Hey, wait! You're not supposed to be shaking with laughter! Which way did they go? How many of them were there? How fast were they going? I must find them! I am their LEADER!
Lord_La_forge Posted November 29, 2004 Posted November 29, 2004 "Imperial troops have entered the base! Imperial troops have entered--" - unnamed Echo Base officerI have that as the shutdown sound on my work computer, complete with the static at the end. -Thumper Brilliant!!
Mad78 Posted November 29, 2004 Posted November 29, 2004 Could you email me that sound?mad78.1989@gmail.com http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance
the_mask Posted November 29, 2004 Posted November 29, 2004 Mask-Dude I also fixed Stalin's name. Thanks for correcting my errors, you wouldn't know I went to Cornell University!-GM Conway No big deal. I mean they were just two more failed dictators so if the memory of them is fading, that's a good step into a better future Guys, you could also use the "Rebel troops have entered the palace" from Rebellion's original movies. Well, at least those die-hard Imperials among you http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/5183/animated9pn.gifhttp://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1778/reloadedbannerdu8.gifhttp://www.swrebellion.com/images/banners/rebellionbanner02or6.gif
Thumper Posted November 30, 2004 Posted November 30, 2004 No problem, Mad. Check your e-mail. -Thumper TIE pilots shake at the sound of my name! ...Hey, wait! You're not supposed to be shaking with laughter! Which way did they go? How many of them were there? How fast were they going? I must find them! I am their LEADER!
Mad78 Posted November 30, 2004 Posted November 30, 2004 Thanks Thumper! saw saw saw saw clonk saw saw saw saw clonk -What are you doing William?-Cutting my toenails mate. Otherwise when I sleep they damage the ceiling. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance
BadSamaritan Posted December 20, 2004 Posted December 20, 2004 "Oops""Oops? Dont say oops. I hate that word. Especially when you say it.""Alright then. Uh-oh."-PAUSE-"Nevermind, go back to oops." ~ Actual last words of a pair of Bomb squad techs. I once knew a great man. Nothing got to him, and he always smiled. May he forever rest in peace, knowing fully well that his freinds shall remember him.
the_mask Posted December 20, 2004 Posted December 20, 2004 Those, who study evil are already studied by evil. I know, gloomy, but I was in one of these moods http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/5183/animated9pn.gifhttp://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1778/reloadedbannerdu8.gifhttp://www.swrebellion.com/images/banners/rebellionbanner02or6.gif
Guest Scathane Posted December 21, 2004 Posted December 21, 2004 I'm your Huckleberry...Doc Holliday in Tombstone
Jahled Posted December 23, 2004 Posted December 23, 2004 Dan Quale was asked what he would do if he found $100,000 in the road. 'If it belonged to a poor man I would qive it back.' http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif
BadSamaritan Posted December 23, 2004 Posted December 23, 2004 I want to do bad things to her body all night long. And once Im done killing her, Ill **** her dead brains out. ~Me, on the way home from work, in a rather morbid mood. I once knew a great man. Nothing got to him, and he always smiled. May he forever rest in peace, knowing fully well that his freinds shall remember him.
the_mask Posted April 27, 2005 Posted April 27, 2005 Here's one more from one of my favourite movies:History of the world, part 1 Mel Brooks as ... Moses: Hear me! Oh, Hear me! All pay heed! The Lord, the Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen (*crash*)...Oy! ten, ten commandments for all to obey! http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/5183/animated9pn.gifhttp://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1778/reloadedbannerdu8.gifhttp://www.swrebellion.com/images/banners/rebellionbanner02or6.gif
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